Trix the Mubbin Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Yessss... I'm entirely sure he meant it when he said he loves me. He's just stressed from all you others calling him and bothering him. The sound of my voice soothes him. Makes him more happy. I just know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm proud. He didn't hang up on me. The first of many, I hope. Mika: Hello? Me: ... Hhhiiiiiiiiiii... Mika: Um... Who is this? Me: No one in particular... Mika: ... Okay if you don't tell me I'm hanging up. Seriously, I've been getting crazy phone calls from some of my fans and I don't need this right now... WAIT! Oh no. Please not you too. Me: Eheheheheh. Maybe. Mika: Ugh, alright, whaddaya want? Me: HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING! VLOG, BLOG, TWEET, LET US HEAR A NEW DEMO OR SOMETHING! I'M LOSING IT!!!!! Mika: GOOD LORD! Chill out. I'll do it when I do it... and if you keep screaming, I swear I won't. Me: Kaaayyyy. Sorry. Love you... Mika: ... Can I go now? Me: SAY YOU LOVE ME! Mika: I LOVE YOU! Can I go NOW?! Me: Kaaayyy. Byyyyyeeeeee. *hangs up* Mika: *muttering to himself* I really need to change my number... Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippieibbie Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm proud. He didn't hang up on me. The first of many, I hope. Mika: Hello? Me: ... Hhhiiiiiiiiiii... Mika: Um... Who is this? Me: No one in particular... Mika: ... Okay if you don't tell me I'm hanging up. Seriously, I've been getting crazy phone calls from some of my fans and I don't need this right now... WAIT! Oh no. Please not you too. Me: Eheheheheh. Maybe. Mika: Ugh, alright, whaddaya want? Me: HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING! VLOG, BLOG, TWEET, LET US HEAR A NEW DEMO OR SOMETHING! I'M LOSING IT!!!!! Mika: GOOD LORD! Chill out. I'll do it when I do it... and if you keep screaming, I swear I won't. Me: Kaaayyyy. Sorry. Love you... Mika: ... Can I go now? Me: SAY YOU LOVE ME! Mika: I LOVE YOU! Can I go NOW?! Me: Kaaayyy. Byyyyyeeeeee. *hangs up* Mika: *muttering to himself* I really need to change my number... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.O Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I've actually been reading this thread, and i'll try making one, *I call Mika* Mika: Heeeelloooo! Me: Hiii! You seem in a happy mood! Mika: I'm always in a happy mood cause i'm MIKA!! Me: Okaay, I just wanted to congratulate you on your new song.. Mika: Happy Happy Haappy Me!! Me: Dude, are you okay? Mika: I'm Sooo HAPPY!! Me: Dude Calm down.. Mika: WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY WITH ME??!!! Me: Um, you're kinda freaking me out now... Mika: WHY!!! Me: Bye.. Mika: I SAID WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY WITH ME??!! Me: *hangs up phone* Mika: HELLO,HELLO??!! MOOOM!! Am i too drunk today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 *roxy calls me* roxy: oh,i´d love to see mika´s cannon... me: roxy: and i hope it´s biiiiiiig me: *evil tone* go roxy,ask to mika.... roxy: ya think?? ok... he´s that kind... sure he lets me see it.... *roxy calls mika* roxy: mika,i want to see your cannon mika: roxy: is it biiiiig??? as you are that tall... i guess it should be biiiiiig *mika calls john* mika: john.... ehrm.. a fan wants to see my cannon john: your..... your.... what??? mika: my cannon and she hopes it´s big john: biiiiig????? mika: what the f*ck are you laughing at???????? john: sorry boss... ehrm... tell me her name... i´ll solve this. mika: roxane.... *john cancells all the gigs in canada* *roxy calls me again* roxy: oh rosa.... why was mika all ?? me: ehrm.... roxy... you see... cannon... big.... ehrm... roxy: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 !!!!!!!! i meant from the column!!!! !!!!!!!!! oh Rosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 !!!!!!!! i meant from the column!!!! !!!!!!!!! oh Rosa yeah. the column... "COLUMN" like a "big column"? you little pervert.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atreyu Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 *roxy calls me* roxy: oh,i´d love to see mika´s cannon... : pinkbow: me: roxy: and i hope it´s biiiiiiig : pinkbow: me: *evil tone* go roxy,ask to mika.... roxy: ya think?? ok... he´s that kind... sure he lets me see it.... *roxy calls mika* roxy: mika,i want to see your cannon mika: roxy: is it biiiiig??? as you are that tall... i guess it should be biiiiiig :biggrin2 : *mika calls john* mika: john.... ehrm.. a fan wants to see my cannon john: your..... your.... what??? mika: my cannon and she hopes it´s big john: biiiiig????? mika: what the f*ck are you laughing at???????? :sneaky2 : john: sorry boss... ehrm... tell me her name... i´ll solve this. mika: roxane.... *john cancells all the gigs in canada* *roxy calls me again* roxy: oh rosa.... why was mika all ?? me: ehrm.... roxy... you see... cannon... big.... ehrm... roxy: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 *roxy calls me* roxy: oh,i´d love to see mika´s cannon... :pinkbow : me: roxy: and i hope it´s biiiiiiig : pinkbow : me: *evil tone* go roxy,ask to mika.... roxy: ya think?? ok... he´s that kind... sure he lets me see it.... *roxy calls mika* roxy: mika,i want to see your cannon mika: roxy: is it biiiiig??? as you are that tall... i guess it should be biiiiiig : biggrin2: *mika calls john* mika: john.... ehrm.. a fan wants to see my cannon john: your..... your.... what??? mika: my cannon :mf_rosetinted : and she hopes it´s big :mf_rosetinted : john: biiiiig????? mika: what the f*ck are you laughing at???????? :sneaky2 : john: sorry boss... ehrm... tell me her name... i´ll solve this. mika: roxane.... *john cancells all the gigs in canada* *roxy calls me again* roxy: oh rosa.... why was mika all ?? me: ehrm.... roxy... you see... cannon... big.... ehrm... roxy: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know where to go right away dontcha???? I'm sick and tired of u spreading this kind of innuendo and Guy does nothing about it.... So....GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 You know where to go right away dontcha???? I'm sick and tired of u spreading this kind of innuendo and Guy does nothing about it.... So....GO! you are not serious... are you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rian Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 !!!!!!!! i meant from the column!!!! Sure you meant that non-eatable cannon from the column!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 you are not serious... are you???? Am i ever? But u shoud pay The NC a visit for the innuendo on that last phone call, indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Am i ever? But u shoud pay The NC a visit for the innuendo on that last phone call, indeed... but... ok... i´ll go,but let me explain that call.... it happened for real!! i mean.. i was talking to roxy on msn and the real conversation was: roxy: i wanna see mika´s cannon me: roxy: and i hope it´s biiiig rian: but roxy it is not eatable,you know? roxy: WHYYYY???? so,ok,i´ll go to the nc,but i think roxy should come with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 but... ok... i´ll go,but let me explain that call.... it happened for real!! i mean.. i was talking to roxy on msn and the real conversation was: roxy: i wanna see mika´s cannon me: roxy: and i hope it´s biiiig rian: but roxy it is not eatable,you know? roxy: WHYYYY???? so,ok,i´ll go to the nc,but i think roxy should come with me Yeah, Miss Roxy Rox, follow Rosita to the NC, it's an order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Mika: Eloise, I love you. Eloise: Bog off you idiot. You didn't admit to it five years ago when I knew you did love me. NOW GO AWAY. Mika: Oh... Ok. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Mika: Eloise, I love you.Eloise: Bog off you idiot. You didn't admit to it five years ago when I knew you did love me. NOW GO AWAY. Mika: Oh... Ok. Bye. I know right? The boy should just admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Mika: Eloise, I love you.Eloise: Bog off you idiot. You didn't admit to it five years ago when I knew you did love me. NOW GO AWAY. Mika: Oh... Ok. Bye. Miss.roxy: SHE sent you away? Mika: Uhm... yes.. Miss.roxy: No prob, come here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Yeah, Miss Roxy Rox, follow Rosita to the NC, it's an order... *heads off to NC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I know right? The boy should just admit it. God. He's just sooooo predictable Miss.roxy: SHE sent you away? Mika: Uhm... yes.. Miss.roxy: No prob, come here! *sigh* You've got to play hard to get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 GOD xD I love this thread so much <3 Just said OMFG to every call. And the talk about Mika and James Blunt... and the call with Roxy wanting to see Mika's cannon... I love how everyone is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Hi, Mik-ACHOO! Mika: Are you sick? Me: Uh, sure. Yep. Sicker than a dog. Mika: My dog's sick?!?! MOM!!!-- Me: No, no, I'm "sick" Mika: Why the quotations? Me: How do you know there are quotations? We're talking. Mika: Oh, right. But still, why the quotations? Me: Cuz I'm faking! Mika: Why are you faking?! (a door slams in the background) Me: (whispers) Shh! Mom's home! You'll give me away! Mika: O. . . k? So why did you call me? Me: You were bored. Mika: How did you know? Me: I can read minds, from a very long distance. Mika: Me: Excuse me. (puts phone down to cough.) (Muffled talking is heard) Me: Mom, I'm sick. (coughing continues) Mom: Well, do you think you'll be ok to go to school tomorrow? Me: (sneezes) I don't know. I might be able to rough it. I don't want to miss the Chemistry test. . . (hacks a few more times) Mom: When you start saying that you actually want to go to school, I know you're sick! You can stay home as long as you promise to rest. Me: I promise. (door slams again) Mika: You're devious. Me: Ain't I just? Mika: So, you really didn't have a reason for calling me? Me: . . . You know? I did, I just can't remember what it was. . . . Oh, yeah! When you're planning your next tour, plan for Phoenix! Mika: MAAAAAA!!!!! Put Phoenix on the list of places fans NEED me to be!!! (end call) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trix the Mubbin Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Hi, Mik-ACHOO! Mika: Are you sick? Me: Uh, sure. Yep. Sicker than a dog. Mika: My dog's sick?!?! MOM!!!-- Me: No, no, I'm "sick" Mika: Why the quotations? Me: How do you know there are quotations? We're talking. Mika: Oh, right. But still, why the quotations? Me: Cuz I'm faking! Mika: Why are you faking?! (a door slams in the background) Me: (whispers) Shh! Mom's home! You'll give me away! Mika: O. . . k? So why did you call me? Me: You were bored. Mika: How did you know? Me: I can read minds, from a very long distance. Mika: Me: Excuse me. (puts phone down to cough.) (Muffled talking is heard) Me: Mom, I'm sick. (coughing continues) Mom: Well, do you think you'll be ok to go to school tomorrow? Me: (sneezes) I don't know. I might be able to rough it. I don't want to miss the Chemistry test. . . (hacks a few more times) Mom: When you start saying that you actually want to go to school, I know you're sick! You can stay home as long as you promise to rest. Me: I promise. (door slams again) Mika: You're devious. Me: Ain't I just? Mika: So, you really didn't have a reason for calling me? Me: . . . You know? I did, I just can't remember what it was. . . . Oh, yeah! When you're planning your next tour, plan for Phoenix! Mika: MAAAAAA!!!!! Put Phoenix on the list of places fans NEED me to be!!! (end call) You wish it was that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 (calls Mika) Me: Hi, Mik-ACHOO! Mika: Are you sick? Me: Uh, sure. Yep. Sicker than a dog. Mika: My dog's sick?!?! MOM!!!-- Me: No, no, I'm "sick" Mika: Why the quotations? Me: How do you know there are quotations? We're talking. Mika: Oh, right. But still, why the quotations? Me: Cuz I'm faking! Mika: Why are you faking?! (a door slams in the background) Me: (whispers) Shh! Mom's home! You'll give me away! Mika: O. . . k? So why did you call me? Me: You were bored. Mika: How did you know? Me: I can read minds, from a very long distance. Mika: Me: Excuse me. (puts phone down to cough.) (Muffled talking is heard) Me: Mom, I'm sick. (coughing continues) Mom: Well, do you think you'll be ok to go to school tomorrow? Me: (sneezes) I don't know. I might be able to rough it. I don't want to miss the Chemistry test. . . (hacks a few more times) Mom: When you start saying that you actually want to go to school, I know you're sick! You can stay home as long as you promise to rest. Me: I promise. (door slams again) Mika: You're devious. Me: Ain't I just? Mika: So, you really didn't have a reason for calling me? Me: . . . You know? I did, I just can't remember what it was. . . . Oh, yeah! When you're planning your next tour, plan for Phoenix! Mika: MAAAAAA!!!!! Put Phoenix on the list of places fans NEED me to be!!! (end call) :roftl: :lmao: :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 You wish it was that easy. You don't know my mother. :roftl: :lmao: :lmfao: haha Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Me: Dear Mika, please, come to Košice! Mika: What? Where it is? I´ve never heard about it Me: Mika: Sorry darling you have to move. *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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