Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I was looking through Craigslist for nothing in particular when in the Art/Media/Design job listings, I spotted an ad titled "Minion wanted, apply within...". I immediately thought of Mika's 'henchman' New Year's resolution. Now, I thought to myself, 'No way this is Mika! It's in the wrong country!!' I was truly bummed to open the ad to find that it was, in fact, not Mika (even though I knew it wouldn't be) I now have the urge to go strangle the person who wrote the ad (which I'm pretty sure isn't real), just because it gave me false hope that somehow Mika had made his way to Florida and was still searching for his small Chinese man with mad skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 And I just found out a bit ago that Mika MAY have bought a house in Miami... Only a couple hours from where I live... *heart stops* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etoile2roses Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Oh good luck... you are asian ? I think the main quality of this person must be "discretion" are you aware of that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 Oh good luck... you are asian ? I think the main quality of this person must be "discretion" are you aware of that ? Hahaha No, I wasn't talking about ME being his henchman. I'm an American girl, not a Chinese man I just found it funny that I saw the ad that made me think of him, and then I found out he may have bought a house in my state. Though, I AM going to be certified to be a bodyguard in the next year... Hmmmm... I must ponder this. Perhaps if he can't find a small Asian man, he'd settle for an average American girl that kicks ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etoile2roses Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Hahaha No, I wasn't talking about ME being his henchman. I'm an American girl, not a Chinese man I just found it funny that I saw the ad that made me think of him, and then I found out he may have bought a house in my state. Though, I AM going to be certified to be a bodyguard in the next year... Hmmmm... I must ponder this. Perhaps if he can't find a small Asian man, he'd settle for an average American girl that kicks ass? you can try to kick ass so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm actually going to college right now for Criminal Justice Technology and one of the certificates I get will be for becoming a personal bodyguard. I don't know if that's what I want to do in the long run, but it would be a lot of fun! Especially if I could guard someone like Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etoile2roses Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm actually going to college right now for Criminal Justice Technology and one of the certificates I get will be for becoming a personal bodyguard. I don't know if that's what I want to do in the long run, but it would be a lot of fun! Especially if I could guard someone like Mika Oh well, the first thing you will need to know it is not to publish such informations (if it is true in this case for instance and that it is for our "Mika" )... and the rest will come I guess I don't think you will feel "lot of fun" if you will be some of the bodyguard of someone famous, but responsability and safety for you and the others for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naectegale Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Hahaha No, I wasn't talking about ME being his henchman. I'm an American girl, not a Chinese man I just found it funny that I saw the ad that made me think of him, and then I found out he may have bought a house in my state. Though, I AM going to be certified to be a bodyguard in the next year... Hmmmm... I must ponder this. Perhaps if he can't find a small Asian man, he'd settle for an average American girl that kicks ass? Well - it's not like Mika to discriminate - and anyway it would be illegal to discriminate on grounds of gender or race in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzie Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 And I just found out a bit ago that Mika MAY have bought a house in Miami... Only a couple hours from where I live... *heart stops* Is your source that Dutch magazine article posted on MFC or have you read / saw something locally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etoile2roses Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I think she saw that in the topic from the magazine, I saw her there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I think she saw that in the topic from the magazine, I saw her there Are you stalking this poor girl? Not very discretely, if so then :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipop_monkey Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I'm an American girl, not a Chinese man. Minor detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 Is your source that Dutch magazine article posted on MFC or have you read / saw something locally? Yes, it was just here on MFC, nothing locally. But believe me, if I hear anything, you guys will be the very first to know Are you stalking this poor girl? Not very discretely, if so then :roftl: Oh, no a stalker Stalkers always make me feel somewhere between flattered and grabbing-the-pepper-spray. Although, in this case it would be virtual pepper spray... Though I don't own either I think we need a pepper spray smiley for those occasions when you just need to say, "yes I've noticed you noticing me, now go away or it's the eyes." I've had pepper spray in my eyes one time and it is NOT PLEASANT! Wow, I put way too much thought into this... P.S. Etoile2roses, I'm pretty sure you're not actually stalking me! I was just talking about stalkers in general, not about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etoile2roses Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 P.S. Etoile2roses, I'm pretty sure you're not actually stalking me! I was just talking about stalkers in general, not about you well I was not stalking you I have just an elephant memory and noticed very quickly things in general thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflekinz Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 well I was not stalking you I have just an elephant memory and noticed very quickly things in general thanks Hahaha I know you weren't stalking me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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