To summarize the "lovely" comments that have been posted so far ....
Dear Mika,
for your birthday, this is what I want:
Instead of finishing and recording a new album, please make a porn video.
Make it hard core too please.
thanks
p.s. music is optional
If people prefer to vulgarize completely innocent and whimsical bloggettes, that is their loss. These are useless attempts at humiliating and diminishing the person.