I'm panicking again.
All that's going round my head is POCKETS, BUTTONHOLE, WAISTBAND, FLY!!!!!
Excuse my ignorance of such matters, but how do you get the thigh size right? I mean Mika's got really skinny legs, but you could be a 6' 4" guy with really fat thighs.
Think we need to get an actual pair of Mika trousers sent to us by Martin so's we can measure up.
Can you imagine the scene at leezy's if we had an actual pair of his trousers on the table?? UNWASHED!!!!