Scut Monkey

I sold my ticket. ...for $100. Mika, you owe me $40. I accept PayPal.

Maybe you're just more maternal. We're too bitter.

You do realise that you're younger than Soy, me and Kelz? It goes to show that age doesn't equate maturity.

Oh my God, we've all regressed to age 7. Kinda like Mika. Finders Keepers. It's none of your beeswax. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

The Apple cat ladies might have more to say than me, though.

It's official that we're not official yet!

You stole my Kylie X CD. Give it back.

Are we official yet?

How about now? No?

Not yet? Are we there?

How about now?

Are we there yet?

That's generous, I was thinking that we'd reach "The MFC Will be Official Fo' Shizz, Dawgs (Part 24)".

Video On Trial: 9 In The Afternoon by Panic At The Disco. Dunno about you guys but I found it f*cking hilarious.

Hi. I've kinda neglected this thread lately.

Pray, why would I hire one of my stalkers to be my bodyguard? I like The Kind & Fine Apples Enjoy Cat Donuts 'cause it's creepier.

Is your siggy "I didn't join MFC for Mika, I joined for the drama" supposed to be "I didn't join MFC for Mika, I joined for Raffa"?

The MFC is only 10,000 fans out of the 5 million people that bought his album world-wide. We most certainly don't have an impact on the success of his album. It depends on the region: some places only had 3 or 4 singles released, such as Australia. Something like Blood Roses by Tori Amos? Rufus Wainwright is writing an Opera. But I had the feeling that Mika wanted to move away from his classical past? But then he'd be Linkin Park and not Mika.

200 pages of utter rubbish and no news yet.

We're only here for the weekly Australian Raffa Worship Prayer Group. *cough* I mean we like reading Mika-related news. And even when you do manage to leave people ask you to come back and reel you back in. There's no escape.

I know, you stalkers. Now I know how Mika feels. It feels so hard to be a rich kid who's tall and skinny and has great hair and a successful career and a supportive family. Oh, and stalked... but that's a minor detail. Ah, I see. And the donuts were so good that they want to incorporate it in their name?

Just as I expected, no news.

Yeah, that was interesting actually. They dug up a lot of old threads I wouldn't have read otherwise. They can and do. I used to have my email address on my MFC profile but I removed it because I was being stalked but Google still has it indexed so it can still be found through a search. That's a great idea. At least future members will be safer. But for current members if it's already indexed it's already too late. Could someone explain the donut reference? Did I miss something? How about: The Kind & Fine Apples Enjoy Cat Donuts? That should scare some away. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I think you got the wrong term, Suze. That's a better example, Suze. I hadn't even though of that. Try going to see some weird visual theatre. Then hit the London club scene.

Easter chockie-eating's over now and I've officially put back on what I lost and a little bit more on top to boot. Sounds interesting, I might check it out later.

Sh!t-stirrer. Clever idea, much more effective than getting a bodyguard. I'd reccomend a very garlic-y Lebanese dish, that should do the trick. People like you are the reason that people like them exist.