Scut Monkey

Different time zones, it was already April 1st in New Zealand and Australia.

Oi, Aussies, what do you think of this technology: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/press.html ? It's gotten great reviews: http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/index.html

You didn't see this one: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14153 ?

gDay™ MATE™ Gotta love April Fools.

It's a monthly publication not a daily newspaper.

It was a number of places: Mika's Personal Life, the Gay Thread... take your pick. Too late. Here is the spawn of Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse:

Good point.

Oi, I currently hold that title.

I've been voting.* * For the purely selfish reason that it might encourage him to get his arse down under.

A newspaper for professionals wouldn't do an April Fools, it'd lose all of its credibility.

They have a website http://www.asianlite.co.uk/ but they probably don't post all of the stories of the print edition on there. Anyway, I should be off now, I have a train to catch.

Sexy.

She explained in the Appleman thread yesterday: a co-worker of hers who reads Asian Lite, a publication for professional UK Indians, saw it and then passed it on to her. At first we thought it was about the Indian singer also called Mika but when she scanned it for us we realised it was about "our" Mika.

Ah, I remember that now. Did he do it 3 times? Actually, we have lots of spiritual places in Australia. As for remote there are few places in the world better than the Northern Territory, there are stunning natural features preserved in secluded areas.

I think your whining skills may have become rusty, you might need the practice. We don't want some 24 year old mop beating us at the game.

I thought I was the only one weird enough to remember which interviews random quotes come from. *checks us both into therapy *

I already have, I've left bad feedback all over the MFC badmouthing his cancellations.

That's a good point actually. He's said before that he was raised as a good Catholic boy but he has made no statement about what he currently believes or practices now.

That's what I thought too, but that was V Festival's official statement on their website.

At least he can't get "chaffed" with yogic flying.

That article about Mika instructing yoga and Mika kissing that girl are about other people called Mika. Our Mika, however, does do yoga. The interview is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyfvig7OHO4

No, he cancelled V Festival in Australia which is this week. http://vfestival.com.au/site/news.aspx?id=3 "MIKA has advised V Festival Australia that he will unfortunately be unable to perform at the V Festival in Australia due to conflicts that have recently arisen with the production schedule for the recording of his follow-up album. In an effort to create the best album possible for fans, MIKA will need additional time to record in London. He extends many apologies to anyone who has purchased tickets for the inconvenience and disappointment this cancellation may cause." Instead he's in India, yogic flying.

I know. We already suspected his "recording commitments" excuse was bollocks after he said that he's in no hurry to finish the second album, now the report that he's in India is the nail in the coffin.

Pressure is good. Without pressure he cancels shows and goes overseas to do yoga.