Kates

No! They are the insane ones!! Are you calling me a man? Or saying Mika's not gay?

I think I'd dress as a man just incase.

:roftl: You read me like a book.

Oh I have my ways...

Yes..solve this once and for all! Of course we shouldn't talk about it anymore or he might catch on to my plan

Aww.. I was looking forward to drug Mika into spilling his guts on his personal life OMG!!!!! :roftl: :roftl:

I was gonna paint my walls like Mika style, but I desided not to since I have posters and things that would just cover it. To bad I couldn't hire Dawack, hhaha

I think he might hunt you down and torture you for weeks and then finally let you die in the most gory way.

Welcome

Invite me and Mika for tea?

Sarie, you're such a dreamer

MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you, but they actually taste like crap and fish because Mika, as a matter of fact, likes that...lollipop girl and her little dance which, Mika just cannot get enough of and rubs his belly at the sight of chicken, it reminds him of that time he dressed as alligator becuase Cherisse was

It was Hannah..

Are you serious? That is not very fair.. I don't think Mika would let them do that?

Now that might be a problem...

Hmm I don't understand?

Ya, so how do you like your chicken? Just kidding.

Haha, okay:naughty:

Ohh my bad Sarie! SORRRY (again) I totally forgot that was a PM and I guess that wasn't great to say either... sooooorrrrry!!

Sorrrrry!

:roftl: Well? According to Sarie he'd rather have tea then sex..

:roftl: **Writes a song opposite of Billy Brown** Maybe we're all wrong and he is of a different sexuality we havn't thought of yet?

I wonder what he'd think after reading this thread?

That is something I haven't thought of! Mika was brought of by alot of women, and his dad wasn't there for him alot of the time (I'm assuming), so it's like he absorbed those womanly characteristics and just grew up with them. I think his OCD plays a big part in the way he acts too.

MIKA is so fabulous that he needs to have body guards who watch him eat hummus so smelly that it burns his pretty nostrils, but he likes how it makes him giggle like he was in the land of Willy Wonka and gingerbread men because he had too many sweets with too many rainbow sprinkles on so that he gets insanely hyper and can't seem to hold his composure at the piano while "you know who" is jumping around on the balloon of big girl love while attempting to balance the ridiculous outfit that Mika forced her to wear when she specifically said: 'No orange crinoline!' but, of course Mika made her wear a tutu, which wasn't entirely bad but didn't fit completely which resulted in CHAFING! horrible chafing but mika had a solution which he believed would rather make him feel as though he was in his flat, so he got some olive oil a toiletbrush and ten bags of tea and went to smootish his whip but he remembered that he had a boyfriend who had tried that once, but accidently killed a chicken and didn't like it. Mika thinks that if we talked less about chicken our minds would be less filthy, but we love it, so it would be very funnny to know how he could enjoy so much chicken and still be a great dancer even though his cooking of chicken is quite skilled while doing tricks with the cooking utensils and pots and pans also while being smelly after cooking up some tasy spaghetti, but it actually doesnt taste that good, even though he thinks it does so we all pretend to like it, just like vegetables because it's good for you, but they actually taste like crap and fish because Mika, as a matter of fact, likes that...lollipop girl and her little dance which, Mika just cannot get enough of and rubs his belly at the sight of chicken, it reminds him of that time he