Kelzy

@John!!!

oh, ok. So I don't blame you for saying no now

for the bloody eyes :eek: That would be scary. I hate hospitals with a passion. I've had too many operations.. The funniest thing though is when I was being wheeled into the surgery room one time and was singing Bon Jovi songs I don't remember it, but the doctors told me about it afterwards.

Woo!!!! for getting your eyes done How soon? Will it involve much work?

John sounds so sweet. And funny Love the visual of the hat.

Why aren't you interested in doing the fashion thing??

I'm well caught up on YOU!!

Ohhh, Interesting bunch. I know you'd fit right in there with your perversions, corruptions, and dirty innuendos.

Well done!!!

Don't corrupt him too much

I believe that the dingo took the baby

awww I won't judge you

No surprises there

Or there

Because there was a huge court trial because people thought that she'd murdered her baby daughter. Alot of people didn't want to believe a dingo would eat a baby. She spent time in jail. Then finally evidence proved that she was innocent and that the baby had been dragged out of the tent by a dingo.

at all of that!!! Especially the baby catch game

I thought you were still a breast expert?

Yep, it really happened to Lindy Chamberlain. Was really controversial at the time. Waaayy back in the 80's. Naughty Disney channel.. tsktsktsk!!

And we all know you'd be the expert of that

That boy's about as Holy as this smiley

yes, how did you know about my plughole?

The code is fangurl.. I typo'd ... nevermind *pats condescendingly*

You're welcome :laser:

Lucky he's wearing a chastity belt, ey

She's not getting down my plughole that easily

Not fangurl - FAGgurl

*catapults chocolate sauce and coloured sprinkles over to you*

*gives you a Mika doll dressed in women's clothes*

No peeking up skirt

I forgot that you'd written to me on here

*catches stressed out single mother and puts her to work in the kitchen*

*calls Mikamaid into the lounge room*

*throws Mikamaid at you*

*throws whipped cream and berries soon after*

Yeah! MIKA'S GRRREAAATT!!! ( I wrote faggurl first )

Really? I thought you never have much problem blabbing on.

*slaps you with lady jane*

Lucky I keep the kettle hot.

Is everything alright?

Congrats on making 4,000 posts!!

'Twas Fun!!

I heard it pissed a few w@nkers off. Anyone who actually got pissed off about it needs to re-evaluate their purposes in life and get intense therapy for their underlying need to have control over others. Seriously!! It was all tongue-in-cheek. :tongue_1:

*rollpin* It still amuses me.

I think she'd realised it, or would've very quickly anyway.

And, Yes. He. Will. Or. Else.

*pulls pink bow off head, throws onto the ground and stomps on it*

Awww!! Luff you too

I saw your post in the New Live Show thread but it's so far back that I thought I'd just say thanks here

Awww, I would've been most grateful for your troubles and showed it by spooking your house.

How's things? We'll have to attempt an MSN convo one night/day soon.

Sweet Sari, what "latest, ahem, happenings" does thou speaketh of?

hahaha!! It hates me too.

MSN wouldn't let me reply to you anymore. It went crazy