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hahhaaa I found them Right. the other day I dreamt of Mika. Twice. In one night. That's pretty crazy isn't it ? anyway. In the first one he was sitting on the floor and I was sittting on a chair. Everytime I leaned down he backed off. So I said 'What are you doing ? I'm not gonna kiss you !'' and then he laughed at me. His hair was all straight curls, if that makes sense, so I started stroking them. And he laughed again and stroked my face and I said ' what are you doing ?' and he said 'I don't know' and he laughed again and said 'I just felt like it I guess. Anyway. You did it to me' and I said' No I didn't I ruffled your curls' and he said 'well I was ruffling yours' and I said 'on my face ?' and he laughed and said 'yeah, on yr face' well. what kindov a dream was that ??! xD. weird. and the second one was about Mika asweel, as I said b4. anyway. I was in the library, and I'd gone to get some earphones from the desk. When I got there the woman said 'whatchya gonna listen to ?' and I said 'eerm ... music' and she said 'who ?' and I was like mind your own business stranger but I said ' MIKA' and she said 'I know how to make people write things just by looking into their eyes' and I said ' hum. yeah.' and she said 'you don't believe me do you ?' and I said 'no' and she said 'watch' and she did it to me so then I said 'how dyou do that ?' and she said 'is that Botox stall still there ?' so I went to see and there was this sign that said BOTOX THE MINDREADER in big blue letters so I sat on the stool infront of this man with a moustache and he said 'vat do you vant little girl ?' in a weird russian accent and I said 'show me how to make people write things by looking into their eyes' and he said ' ah, vell, you vill have to pay little one' and I said 'erm ... right' and he said 'first you can have a triaal version' and he said ' look into my eeeyes little girl' so I did and he said 'hmmm, so now, I will look into yr miiind. you caaan't stoppe me because you are under my poower little girrl, but I will allow you to shut ze doorz zat contain sings you do not vant me to see' so he did it and he said' right. I see. You don't like me doing dat do you little von ? no ? hm. well then sink of zomezing and I vill make it come true.' so I thought of Posh and Becks. And she was saying weird things to him and then a TRex came and plodded between them. Then Botox said 'you don'te choose easy sings for me to do do you small person ?' and then this girl came rushing through and said that Posh and Becks had divorced and that it was rumoured Becks had said that she had a pet TRex. And I looked at Botox and he said ' I tolde you so' and then he said 'zo lets have a look in youre head again. be a bit nicer zis time' and then after a bit of time he woke me up and said ' you have been sleeping here all nighte. I put ze earephones on your earsa so you didn't vake up' and I said 'seriously ?' and he said 'seriously. yesterday all ze doors vere shut but von and zat von was 99 % shut 1% open. I didn't have time to vonder vy so I looked inside and explored and zen I left' I said' what did you see ?' and he said ' I saw a man.' and I said 'right' and he said 'he vas tall and had curly browne hair and yesse, I know who it is. I looked about your head and found nossing about him' so I weent into yr heart and zere was nossing but him. he vas everywhere, every square inch of ze place. apart from one bit dat said FAMILY abaove ze door. zen after a lot of intensive searching I found a very small door entitelde FRIENDS. You don'te have many of zem do you small sing ? anyvay. I went in and found quite a few pepeel but 99% of zem were off a place called ze MFC zo I did a bit of research in yr brain and found dat ze MFC stood for Mika Fan Club. So zen I realized ze man in youre head vas Mika. And he vas zat person zat vas everywhere possible to be seen by ze human eye in ze place called yooure heart so I made my way back to yr SOUGHTS department and zere he vas. but he vas all faint. like a ghoste.' and zats ven I left.' and I said 'why ?' and he said 'because I had to zink.' and I said 'about what ?' and he said 'about two zings. the 1rst one, was very troubling. I just didn't understande vy yr fellowe, vats his name little von ?' and I said 'Mika' and he said ' Oh yesse, Mika zat is it. vy he vas faint. anyvay. I just vorked and vorked and vorked all nighte trying to vork out vy and I didn't spend any zought on my second problem.' and I said 'being ?' and he said ' being vy ze door to ze only sing you were letting me see vas practically shut viz nossing in it apart from zat man ... erm. ... Mika.' and I said ' well maybe I was too tired to shut it. or I thought it was shut and it wasn't' and he said 'niet niet little von. yr mind doesn't vork like zat. it shuts ze doores automatically. you have no say in it.' and I said 'oh' and he said 'vell dyou wanna know vot I found after many hours of deep sought ?' and I nodded and he said ' I gave up on ze 1rst problem zinking zat you had ruined my career and zat ze press vould have a field day because Botox doesn't mindread properly anymore. and zo I passed onto ze scond problem zo I could give you at least von answer. and zen it all made sense. you didn't shut ze door properly because you really vonted to tell someone, to share yr prooblem wiz zem and I vorked it out. youre problem voss simple. Mika vas faint because you didn't vont to zink about him, vell ... you did, but yr intelligence tolde you nott to. you vernrt aloud to zink of him because your brain had said 'Niet litlle vons heart ! Zats enough ! you vill not rule over her intelligence any longer ! she cannot zink of zat retched man who causes you such pain. you keep on complaining to us yet you make us zink of him all ze time. she doesn't sink of anysink else but him ! she needs to leave him behind!' and zo you tried to. your soughts locked him up in a room. vell. they tried. they hid him in a small room viz no vay out but zay couldn't shut ze door because youre hearte little sing, youre heart did not let them shut it, they vonted to let somevon know, and share ze veight of ze problem not lock him up. and zen I come. Botox ze mindreader and now I know. and I vill help.' and then he dissapeared and I went on the computers. I mean if thats not an extraordinarily crazy dream I don't know what is.

lmao this thread is hilarious ! I once had two dreams about Mika in one night. I wrote them down, wait Ill go check.

anyway I actually have to go now I hope you're all well and happy ... Love you :wub2:

well I wasn't really ... polite though was I ? but thanx

hey guys dyou thnk I overdid this ? SkyePF (il y a 6 heures) Afficher Masquer -1 Thnx 4 Agreein wiv me first time i heard him i thought he was a girl!! adambrides01 (il y a 20 heures) Afficher Masquer -1 mika is a daft ****. he stole his walf from freddie murcury and stole the name from sum busker. hes a **** and should stay to making his own **** music we can ignore. i can be blue a can be green? what is he a bag of skittles lilchrislvr (il y a 22 heures) Afficher Masquer -1 i agree with SkyePF, he's killed the song, the view are legends, THE VIEW THE VIEW THE VIEW ARE ON FIRE!!! jamesreidy13 (il y a 1 jour) Afficher Masquer -1 sorry i dont think its irrevelant mofo strawberrygirlxD16 (il y a 2 jours) Afficher Masquer +1 whether you like THIS cover or not Mika is a very talented artist and your comment (jamesreidy13) is completley irrelevant jamesreidy13 (il y a 2 jours) Afficher Masquer -1 hes got the gayest voice iv ever heard brfczander (il y a 2 jours) Afficher Masquer -1 me! mikas a load of **** SkyePF (il y a 3 jours) Afficher Masquer -1 This Cover Is Crap Mika Has Ruiend The Song Now The View R So Much Better Who Agrees ???!!! xXxMegzDaPrincessxXx (il y a 4 jours) Afficher Masquer -1 hes only really gd at high notes isnt he?he dosnt suit this song at all.who agrees......again lol konakrazykid (il y a 4 jours) Afficher Masquer -1 what a bloody poof . he ruined a brilliant song. jandmchild : does he bum you every night or something? These are all comments on the MIKA SAME JEANS COVER on youtube. All the -1's are from me and the only +1 is from me too. Everyone there were being really bitchy towards Mika as you can see so I posted this ... **** OFF YOU PEOPLE. DONT LISTEN TO THE DAMN SONG IF ITS JUST TO WRITE **** ABOUT IT. YOU'RE COMPLETE ****HEADS IF YOU JUDGE SOMEONE BY THE WAY THEY SING. SO JUST **** OFF OKAY ? YOU MAY THINK THE VIEW ARE GOOD RIGHT ? WELL I DON'T BUT I DON'T GO WRITING **** ON THEIR SONGS DO I ? YOU'RE JUST ****ING LOSERS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MIKA IS LIKE AS A PERSON SO STOP SAYING COMPLETE **** ABOUT HIM ! THE VIEW MAY BE GOOD BUT JUST KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELVES OKAY ??! do you think I overdid it ? :/

you could try out the fourplets 6 thread its really cool

well I'm not gonna wait around talking to myself so ... I love you :wub2::wub2: ps : how dead cool is this ??

maybe if we start a new thread ? or if new people came on ? or if ... I DON'T KNOW

hehe crazy mental you mean welcome to the MFC ! I swear you'll love it. Its :wub2: xox ps: moi aussi jparle francais

I'm sorry to say this but it's true where's the life in it anymore ? we were on the 2nd page guys I love you all though really though, I do

hello ... anyone ?

but not every person in France gets to go to every single concert do they ? or any for that matter so there

any news of any gigs in France coming up ?

oh oh oh me too you have to go to shcool ? I'm on holiday starting from now :naughty: I'm fine happy to talk to you you ?

Noo have a nice time

bye bye

oh hello I was only trying to help honest. Sry if you don't like it :/ I just want you to know we're there for you ... I'm okay :] Im really sorry I actually have to go now :/ I have very bad timing love you. bye bye everyone

yeah I guess ... Tell me bout this booy ! pleeease ? I g2g in like 5 mins