forevermika

mock trial in my government class today was hilarious!

Bailiff- (the "bible" was really a dictionary) Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you Merriam-Webster?

_________

Lawyer- I demand a redirect!

Juror- I demand to know what that means!

_________

Lawyer- Your daughter was a witness to this alleged crime, not you, so how do you know that the defendant was walking and not running back to his van?

John- (not realizing what he was saying) I know, but thats what she said!

the whole class was on the floor laughing after that one.

my friend:

"Last night I had a dream that I was pregnant, but instead of giving birth to a baby, I had a zuchinni!"

my other friend's list of the top three best excuses ever:

1. I had to shave my cat.

2. I had to deal with the leperchaun(sp?) in my kitchen.

3. My sister grew a second head and I had to feed it.

my dad was trying to be brittish one day....it wasn't working.

dad- I'm going to go call your mum on the telly

me- dad, the telly is the t.v. not the phone.

I was just watching the PdP dvd with my friend....

E: I think Mika shaves his arms.

Me: uh, okay then.

Really strange one last night...

So I was walking around london when I stumbled on this little store. It had the absolute cutest clothes and was owned by Mika's sisters. (Apparently in this dream I knew the Pennimans) Mika comes up from his flat (which was in the basement of the store instead of his house:blink:) he was carrying a big box of money.

Yasmine- What are you doing???

Mika- burning my money.

Me and sisters- what!!!????

Mika- I thought it would be fun to start over again with nothing...reinvent my life.

Paloma- your crazy!

(we couldn't stop him.....he went out and burned it anyway)

Me- you must have something in your savings account?

Mika- yes........15 cents

Me and sisters- what?!

Mika- relax, I bought bonds years ago....they must be worth something....

then I woke up........weird

musical kids are such nerds:

Me: I'm sorry, I accidentally hit you with my jazz hand.

JJ: Jazz hands of death!

This was on New Years Eve, we were talking about our favorite decades.

Sarah: I had good time in the 80s.

Her sister: Sarah, you were born in November 1989.

Love Today was on AI just now too!

I was showing my mika-loving friend the PDP dvd

E: Wh-wh-wh-ere did you get this?

Me: uh, the store

E: oh, I acted like it was sent down from the heavens or something.

girl 1- should I study or take a nap?

girl 2- both, Osmosis.

Sarah- I'm so tired, I wish it was nightime so I could sleep

Me-the sun doesn't set for like, 8 hours

Sarah-(sarcastically) you have magical powers right? can't you make it dark?

Me- sorry, my powers take about 8 hours to work.

Sarah-

Lately I've seen two movies w/ Matt Morrison:

Once Upon a Matress, Sir Harry(he sings w/ Zooey Deshcsenel(sp?) two of my favorite people!)

Music and Lyrics, Cora Corman's Manager, Ray- I realized it was him the second he opened his mouth (his back was turned too!) I think I have a radar for him suddenly:wink2:

Oh, and I was looking around on the site that sells Mika's doxen pillow (modcloth.com) and they must be Glee fans too!I found these:

http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Accessories/Chic+Schuester+Necklace haha Will Schuester necktie!

http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Might+as+Well+Jump+Necklace The title and parts of the description are taken from the song "Jump" that they sang for the matress comercial.

Bird

The Strokes!

 

 

 

Amelia: Emma... What is Mika?

Me: A guy.

Amelia: No, like, sexuality-wise?

Me: Why does it matter? Honestly?

Amelia: Just ell me.

Me: He said he's bisexual. But, why?

Amelia: Bisexual... Hm... That's just a rest stop on the highway to homo.

Me: SUSAN! THAT'S-

Amelia: I have a theory.

Me: How could you say that?! I mean, that's just...!

Amelia: Think about it. Mika's in a relationship... Has been for a while...

Me: ... So?

Amelia: On July 22nd, 2009, he said he was a 'wag'.

Me: As in, a We Are Golden.

Amelia: Does 'I am a We Are Golden' make sense? No, it doesn't. So... what other meaning does Wag have? Well, one of them is 'Wives and girlfriends' of footballers.

Me: ...?

Amelia: A whlie later, he 'comes out of the closet' and admits what, Emma?

Me: ...

Amelia: THAT HE'S A FAN OF CHARLTON ATHLETIC FC! BAM! HE'S DATING SOMEONE FROM THERE!

Me: ... ... But why would it be Wife?

Amelia: Why is he the wife? Take it from me. In relationships, someone's always the b****.

 

I'm just a bit confused...

 

... And just where did she get that information?

hahaha! just explain that he got 'we are golden' from joni mitchell's 'woodstock'

for he is proud to be half American half Lebanese and a cosmopoitan who has liberal views, which is basically a swear word nowadays..

HA! Its not a swear word in America! If your liberal the Americans mainstream media(or as bernie goldberg calls it, the "lame-stream":wink2:) will welcome you with open arms.

To me, it seems that hes trying too hard to conquer the US. He brings it up a lot. Tours in those areas alot.

 

And to do what? Lose all his other fans in the rest of the world 'cos they haven't seen hide nor hair of him lately?

 

The US used to be majorly influential but i get the feeling that its not anymore. When I visit other countries I really get the feeling that the US has lost the respect of SO many other countries because of the war overseas, and also because of the common image protrayed of America; unwelcoming to outsiders and with a lot of fast food and digital entertainment devices.

 

I'm not taking a stab at the US, far from it. But to me it just seems clear that the US is unwilling to accept Mika, and for the time being he needs to let them be and focus on the reste of the world. The US will catch up when they realise Mika is hitting #1 again and again all over the world and they are missing out. Who cares how many years that will take

as an American, I completely agree with you. America is portrayed badly throughout the rest of the world. I'm not saying we should ditch everything and become Europe,(actually, I think that would be bad for us) but we need to somehow show people that Americans aren't overweight, uncultured fools.

Sincere

Cordial

Court.

jester

I had a strange Mika dream last night...

So for some unknown reason Mika kept doing these interviews in an empty room in a suburban spec house() and apparently they were pretty crazy

Then he was on this teeny radio station in the same suburban spec house where they were discussing the fact that his full name was Mikabrance ()

then when he announced that he would be doing his last interview from that house I chatted about it on the MFC in my dream. People kept saying "I'll miss that room...we had some crazy interviews in there!"

Father: you like physics, you could go to college to teach that in high school.

Daughter: I don't want to teach those idiots!

Father: you are one of those idiots.

My friend (we'll call him Tom) listening to that Tic Tok song:

"unless they look like Mick Jagger"

Tom: Ok, when was Mick Jagger ever hot? seriously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyC2oCYXTZs the making of the video uploaded by US weekly in HQ

loved it!

it's d'or, hehe. nous sommes d'or

thanks for that! yesterday I wrote it on my notebook and tried to imitate mika artwork (i'll try to post a pic later) and today I wrote it on the sole of my paper sabot, and when my french teacher saw it she said "'We are golden' thats a cool saying"

ykyamfw....

you're sitting in french class and instead of listening to the teacher you're trying to say Mika lyrics in french; "Nous sommes- darn it! how do you say 'golden'?"

I'm sooooooo confused! They way they filmed the end scene with Will watching the number with intercuts to him running through the hall to catch Emma, I can't tell if he actually ran to catch her or if he was daydreaming that he did! First when they cut to him at her empty office and came back to the number, it reaalyy looked like a daydream, but when he kissed her, it looked less like one. Did you think that too?