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all i have to say to that is:

all ur missing is butt upside down...

of course he's angry, he's trying to unleash his one foot boy and the thing is just getting in the way!

only i have the key and i've hidden it. i won't say where

I know, she's a bad girl who always manages to provoke me into saying things I wouldn't normally say.

 

 

Kreacher is innocent until proven guilty.

Mika's butt from behind

Mika's butt from the side

Mika's butt from the front

i really do like Mika's voice & His mind & His talent better than His butt, honestly, but you can't post photos of those!

aahhh...makes sense. a chastity belt, but not a jock strap...

where does he normally keep this pole you speak of though? is it only unleashed at certain times?

his chastity belt keeps it restrained or something

think he enjoys it:mf_rosetinted:

oh so you mean his hips were forced off the floor by his um... dareisayit... uh... one foot tent pole?

oh good god, it's a good thing i didn't pack away my tile scrubbing brush

Best gif i ever have seen!

i can't stop watching it

and wondering if he's holding his hips off the floor a little bit or... maybe he got carpet burn & that's why it was painful

Aahh I've never heard that interview before, thank you so much! That was so much fun!

 

I know that when he said the whole dancing-in-your-underwear thing was painful he meant it as in embarrassing, but it makes you wonder if it was painful for him physically as well... After all we're talking about a man who sings about One Foot Boy...

NO COMMENT just mental pictures

Just noticed that he wears an undies inside his boxers

I've always wondered whether he has double underwear or not! It seemed kind of dangerous to be wearing nothing but those loose ones...

 

Poisonyoulove, do you know where he stated that? Oh and thanks for posting, what an awesome way to start the day!

It took me a few minutes to remember, but then I found it.

at just under six minutes in . . . he doesn't actually say he was wearing nothing underneath, but says "let's just put it this way, I hope the rushes never ever ever come out."

Mika talks about it in this interview too

http://mikatube.com/audio/30/2009.08.25-rockfm-indemand-mika

he didn't know what a jockstrap is

Don't mind if I do!

 

Mika, where are you, I believe your thighs are calling for me...

What's that you say picture of Mika's tender thighs?

"Come to us Elinaaaaaaa. We're very juicy & chickeny. Where are yoooou?"

OMG picture of Mika's thighs, you're so naughty!

those are some mighty tight jeans there...

bad suspenders are blocking the view a bit

isn't that the true blood theme song? yea i know all about that mika-effect...

why yes it is the True Blood theme song

keep hunting girl! your efforts are much appreciated!

probably not by Mika

Where have you been?! The butt thread hasn't been the same without you! Your effort was most definitely missed!

no internet at home cuz i'm poor & i spend all my money on Mika stuff

Oooohh I might force one of my mates to watch it with me too! Thanks for the excellent idea!

i recommend watching it alone for the first time, so you can enjoy it privately then forcing everyone you can to watch it with you the next 50 times you watch it

That's so true! Plus it's kind of a hard quest since his butt is so small you actually have to look for it...

yeah, you can't just scroll through very fast or you'll miss it

Isn't that the theme song of True Blood you just quoted by the way? It's HAWT. Definitely fits Meeks and what I'd like to do to him.

i figured i wasn't the only one

For some reason that description reminded me of Brian Molko. I used to have a HUGE crush on him when I was like 16, he was one of those people who made me question my identity and sexuality. To me he has the same thing going on as Mika: I don't think of him as a 'man' even though I know very well he is one. Neither of them highlight their gender and neither of them are afraid of breaking the rules or pushing the limits and that's why I admire them so much on a personal level.

 

Teehee, reading that makes me blush. I feel so smart all of a sudden. I'm a silly little girl.

 

I agree. I think of him as 'Mika', the same way I think of Brian as 'Brian' - to me both of them (and people like them) just appear genderless. Usually I note very quickly how a certain person behaves, are they masculine or feminine. Most people fall into either category. But then there are people like Mika and Brian who are spesifically neither and that always amazes me because that's how I feel like sometimes.

Sometimes I even wish Mika was more camp and flamboyant - I've always loved those kind of things. I'm so into that whole over-the-top thing, I wish I had the courage to be like that but I feel like I'm not special enough for it, like I've got nothing to say.

are you in my brain? i was thinking of Brian Molko as i was typing it, i loooved Placebo & especially Brian from about 2001 - 2004, he totally got me questioning my sexuality too. is he a boy, is he a girl? does it matter? not at all. it was around this time i first got into Bowie, somebody Mika already pointed out has the same qualities.

what she said...

lemme try and see if i can manage to articulate what i'm thinking..i abs agree that mika seems to be very comfortable in his skin and in not getting bogged down in stereotypical gender-specific behavior/dress etc (as if!) but for me, i'm very aware of the fact that he's a guy...even though some of the things he does/his mannerisms can be construed as feminine i still just look at it as him being 'mika'..i've seen guys who i would def say are too 'beautiful to be a boy' but i won't really apply that to him...i think his face is too beautiful in a manly sort of way for me to say that..

that apart, i just wanted to say that i really admire how he manages to just be his own person without (to me) appearing camp, or even overtly flamboyant..though i know some journalist have described him as such, i *really* don't see it. maybe they couldn't think of better words for 'unique' ?

ok rambling done, back to regularly scheduled program..

i don't see it either, so pfft to them for their laziness or fear or whatever it is

+1

+2

finding pics of Mika's bum is like treasure hunting hunting because i have over 8000 pics of Him & treasure because, well... have you seen it?

i'm not usually one to quote country songs but these lyrics just so fit Mika...

"I don't know what you've done to me,

But I know this much is true:

I wanna do bad things with you.

I wanna do real bad things with you."

RRROWR

stole this from another thread, the brollie one i guess

orange undies

I'm not entirely sure why, but for some reason that made me laugh a bit. I'm glad you're making an effort in revitalizing this thread though!

 

Since this is the gay thread I thought the whole gender identity issue would be suitable here.

One of the reasons I love Mika so much is because to me he appears to be genderless. Obviously I know he's a man (and a very hot one as well), but somehow I can't identify him as one. It's not as if he acts so feminine or anything like that, so I don't know why I feel like that about him. I've always been drawn to people like that though - something about the androgynous type has always attracted me. Not necessarily in a sexual way, but I've always felt close to those kind of people and I've found them interesting. Maybe it's because I struggled with my identity a lot when I was younger.

 

I knew I wasn't the only one who felt this way about him!

 

He is special indeed, and almost too beautiful to be a boy... But it's not just his appearance that gives me that 'vibe'. It's in everything he does. The way he carries himself, his manners, his laughter, his opinions, his voice, his music. And I envy him because of that. It's so natural and comfortable for him. I know it hasn't been like that always, but it is now and that's what matters. I wish that someday I can be as comfortable in my own skin as he is.

 

God, now I know why this thread keeps dying: I'm being a complete buzzkill!

you're so right!

funnily enough, Mika's actually more 'manly' than several of my past crushes. He doesn't wear skirts or eyeliner or anything!

and no, the thread dies because what you say is so mind-blowingly awesome that we're all struck temporarily dumb.

my oh my! you all have been busy in my absence!

i was alternately drooling and cracking up so hard all through this thread there's so much i could've quoted!

o no! not you again

 

i can't handle another sleepless night......

just for a short time today though, so my mayhem must be executed swiftly!

and a little side butt for the road

*disapparates*

 

*looks closely*

*looks even closer*

 

The boy needs to start wearing braces again!

i can picture you (even though i've not idea what you look like ) with your nose pressed up to the screen

the braces didn't seem to help much. half the time he didn't even have them up & they probably just weighed his pants down

he should definitely go back to wearing them

those knee length pants & long jackets just don't show off his bum enough!

He certainly has one in this pic!

you can see his panty line

You may have already seen this, but i thought i should post it.!

I don't like the ring, though.

 

http://albumcoverfashion.tumblr.com/post/13707261370/life-in-cartoon-motion-mika

i have a thing for gears so i love the earrings. and the nail polish!

the shoes are pretty but i'm sure i'd break my neck 5 seconds after putting them on & trying to walk

Now THAT was naughty! I was referring to the imaginery stripper pole in the butt thread pic.

 

EDIT: OMG scratch that, kreacher what YOU said was naughty! Bad girl, bad!

i'm sorry! i don't what posessed me.

i've really gotta go now though or i'll miss my bus

Okay, you had your fun, now get back here and continue cleaning! The pole needs to be polished!

*polishes Mika's pole* i mean *polishes this random pole*!!!

OMG HARRY POTTER, YOU REALLY HAVE TO STOP IMPERIOUS CURSING ME INTO WRITING DIRTY THINGS

At first glance I thought there was a stripper pole in front of him.

OMG

*imagines this* ...... *goes straight back to the NC for even thinking it*

this pic isn't an argument for his butt...it could easily be a light-ing effect..

but you can see the creases of his pants under his butt cheek. look closer, i know i'm gonna!

pants don't crease like that for no reason

i'm glad you find my suffering amusing...

 

 

kreacher, do not go to the butt thread, there's a new post! Or at least resist the urge to say anything, otherwise you'll be locked up here for good!

*keeps on scrubbing*

 

dang, these tiles are filthy... Wonder what happened here.

too late!

it was so worth it though