kreacher

This one hasn't been posted here?!

 

now who still says Mika's got no butt?

that kreacher with a halo ain't foolin nobody!

i've got wings too, so it's obviously not a hastily slapped together photo manipulation

Yeah, we would!!!:sneaky2:

 

WHAT'S THE FUSS AROUND HERE TODAY?

 

AND WHY AREN'T THE TILES ALL SCRUBBED YET????:sneaky2:

 

Just bursted out laughing reading back...

*looks up from her shining patch of newly scrubbed floor*

surely not me too? see i'm an innocent little angel now

NC had never been more funny place

i've laughed so much here today. so in addition to getting in trouble with mods, probably making Da Boss scared of me once his spies tell Him what's been going on here, making myself feel guilty for objectifying Him, i'm probably gonna get fired from my job once someone figures out that my tasks are not that funny

OMG!

I agree with you on the religion thing though, you should've seen my mum's face when I was about 14 and started listening to Marilyn Manson... I've never actually told her I'm an agnostic/atheist but I guess she knows by now.

it probably looked a lot like mine after she found out i listened Marilyn Manson when i too was about 14

thank holy johnny i don't have to live with her anymore!

hey no need to start throwing stuff..! i think that's how this place got so dirty in the first place..

 

fine i'll scrub, i'll scrub...

i thought it was because Mika's been spitting out mouthfuls of chubby bunny marshmallows

"When you get here remember to confess your sin, explain why your here and which forum member sent you"

hi, i'm kreacher & i'm a Mikasbuttaholic. Nas sent me here for talking about pinching & biting & slapping Mika's butt and making her envision that scene or something.

i learned my lesson, i think i can leave and go back to Mika's butt thread now

i'm more worried about what my husband would say, honestly...

yeah i was wondering about that... you didn't know of Mika when you two got married, did you?

That pic kills me! Kreacher, weren't you the one whose mum was a very strong Christian? If that's the case, we're on the same league... My mum works for the local church.

 

Can't help but wonder what went wrong with my upbringing. Good ol' Christian values and here I am, scrubbing marshmallow off of NC's walls...

yeah, she is! right after i became a Mika fan i mentioned how i discovered him through the WAG video on telly and told her i thought "he's kinda hot". first thing she said was 'Do you lust after him?' of course i said no but inside i was all 'damn how'd she know?' i never mentioned the WAG video again.

i think too much religion forced on someone has the opposite effect.

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!

 

What is going on in here???? do you NOT know what the Naughty Corner is about???? it is not a place to and !

 

it's a place for reflection!

 

please grab a mop, a rag & get this place clean before Willywonka gets here!

it's her home away from home!

OOPS! damn! i mean dang! *gets to scrubbing the floor*

 

i think i'm going to have to voluntarily check myself in here - cos there's a million naughty thoughts you girls put in my head...

 

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE! And insanely awesome! Teach me, sensei.

just keep listening to Mika, watching him dance, and hanging around the MFC. in time it will come to you.

"dearest Mika, i'm so sorry you made me say naughty things about you. i promise it won't happen again today."

*scrubs at some sticky white goo that just won't come off the wall*

hmm... must be marshmallow or something

Okay, guilty as charged...

I wonder how long I can play the "English isn't my first language" card...

um yeah, that's my excuse too. oh no we both shouldn't use the same one... ok, my excuse is that i'm under the influence of drugs.

Don't do it girl, we'll never get out of here! Those gifs are hypnotizing!

why do you think it took me so long to reply? i only just pulled my eyes away from His magical hips

i could find more

I wouldn't mind 'beating' him repeatedly, if you know what I mean...

 

 

 

So you just got us into trouble and don't even suffer your punishment? That's naughty!

 

... Have fun at work sweetie!

good thing you're already here cuz that comment would've got you sent here for sure!

Shame on you!

normally i'm a good little house elf. it's all Mika's fault you know. i think he should be sent here permanantly.

SEE!

aw man, i got sent here again!

At that pic i've always been wondering.. (you see a spot at the panties there's a bit darker than the others) is that butt sweat?

thanks for giving me another reason to stare at this pic

it probably ran down his back *sighs & imagines this*

listen... i think both kreacher and flyingkites need to be sent to NC..who do i have to speak to about this?

WHAT?!?!!!

i didn't do it! it was... um... Harry Potter! yes, Harry Potter MADE me talk about Mika's bum! he loves it.

WUHOH, I misread "a candidate for mfc" and got all excited I was nominated to be the lucky one who gets to slap his ass (can I say that word or is it naughty? Well English isn't my first language, I don't know if it has a bad connotation )! Then I read it again... and was slightly disappointed.

 

 

ME TOO.

 

 

No pinching! We wouldn't want to hurt him not until we're behind closed doors anyways

omg! and maybe arse would be a less naughty word?

not pinch it hard, just a little pinch. he could pinch back if he'd like

Get your mind out of the gutter Nas, I was talking about an unusual combination of dessert and dinner!

 

 

 

I think his booty is perfect, even if it's a little small. I'd love to slap it!

slap it... pinch it... bite it... pet it like a kitty

*sighs* i bet his skin is soft

want.

and then...??? yes? don't stop....

i think i know where that story was going to end...

but do tell us more

From fyeahmika.tumblr.com:

 

 

Lookin' fine!

 

I'd just love to tickle his exposed side and watch him squirm! And I'd just go on with it until he moaned and begged me to stop... And then...

now you've got me thinking of doing that

"awesomeness by kreacher"? more like awesomeness by genetics or by the powers that be or something!

i can't see the awesomeness ?gif..what's wrong with my computer??

oh no! maybe Mika's butt is too much for your computer to handle!

in fact i'm suprised all these pics & videos & gifs of it haven't shorted out the internet already

 

Yeah, they kind of do. I guess it's because of the material and the back pockets? Those black pants he wears in the Rain performance makes it look great though.

 

What a cleverly named gif by the way!

Is it okay with you if I use that gif on my signature? With credits to you of course.

i think it's something to do with the little mike battery pack in his back pocket lucky mike battery pack!

yeah, i thought i'd tell it like it is

you can defintely use it. honestly i won't mind seeing it everytime i see your posts

Come to mama! His pants are really tight indeed and they look great, though I'm kind of sad that he doesn't wear all those colourful skinnies as often as he used to... I love looking at those pics, especially if the jeans are hanging so low his bum is covered only by his underwear.

I actually bursted out laughing when I read the bolded part!

 

Okay this is the last one I'm posting, I promise! I just wanted to point out the nice job the camera man has done while recording this performance, especially at about 02:30...

 

his pants are so tight! (btw that's just a comment, not a complaint!)

i made a gif out of this video a while back

i don't know why i didn't make one of 2:29-2:34

i must have been on crack