flyingkites
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Now THAT was naughty! I was referring to the imaginery stripper pole in the butt thread pic. EDIT: OMG scratch that, kreacher what YOU said was naughty! Bad girl, bad!
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Okay, you had your fun, now get back here and continue cleaning! The pole needs to be polished!
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At first glance I thought there was a stripper pole in front of him.
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I'm glad you find my suffering amusing... kreacher, do NOT go to the butt thread, there's a new post! Or at least resist the urge to say anything, otherwise you'll be locked up here for good! *keeps on scrubbing* Dang, these tiles are filthy... Wonder what happened here.
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Uh oh, she's here... I'm doing the best I can with the tiles, I swear!
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They wouldn't make me spend the whole weekend here would they? ... Would they?! Okay, I'm getting a tootbrush to scrub those nasty tiles, this place is going to be squeaky clean!
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Are you me? Or am I you? This is getting way too creepy! I told you I was going to drag you here with me... Agreed, agreed, AGREED! I've laughed so hard tonight! I'm going to miss MFC this weekend when I get to my boyfriends place...
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Even if you were allowed to leave, that butt thread (well, knowing you ANY thread) will get you back here in about 5 minutes... You're only making the situation worse! Since I sincerely repent saying all those naughty things, I shall confess properly too... Nas sent me here because I said something about slapping Mika's butt... And I guess the thing about chicken and whipped cream didn't help either. *scrubs fiercely*
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Woah, am I in that much trouble?! Partner in crime in our little threesome, you stay here and start scrubbing! OMG! I agree with you on the religion thing though, you should've seen my mum's face when I was about 14 and started listening to Marilyn Manson... I've never actually told her I'm an agnostic/atheist but I guess she knows by now. *throws you a rag and a bucket of hot soap water* Now get that marsmallow off and don't you dare leave before you're finished!
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*gets a mop and starts wiping before the mod gets even angrier* I'm sorryyyy...
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That pic kills me! Kreacher, weren't you the one whose mum was a very strong Christian? If that's the case, we're on the same league... My mum works for the local church. Can't help but wonder what went wrong with my upbringing. Good ol' Christian values and here I am, scrubbing marshmallow off of NC's walls...
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YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE! And insanely awesome! Teach me, sensei.
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Fine... I already confessed to these horrible, horrible crimes, that's a start! *starts scrubbing and repenting*
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I'd rather not, thank you!
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Well you've implied being on crack before (even if it was the butt thread), so you might want to stick to that story! Da hips don't lie! Boy knows how to work it!
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Okay, guilty as charged... I wonder how long I can play the "English isn't my first language" card... Don't do it girl, we'll never get out of here! Those gifs are hypnotizing!
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I wouldn't mind 'beating' him repeatedly, if you know what I mean... So you just got us into trouble and don't even suffer your punishment? That's naughty! ... Have fun at work sweetie!
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Shame on you!
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The mental images...
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I'm the slapper and kreacher's the biter/pincher? Now where is that girl...
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You know you've done more than that though! I'm dragging you with me... Could be... At least his legs are sweaty, they're glistening.
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Doesn't there exist an open thread already? How can that be, I've read so many naughty things on MFC I'm surprised this whole place isn't a one big NC! And you ought to be sent there too, imagining all those dirty things about Harry...
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Don't do it Nas! I've never been there, I'm afraid!
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I always thought 'arse' was just a British way of speplling the word. Agreed though! He can pinch me all he wants.
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WUHOH, I misread "a candidate for mfc" and got all excited I was nominated to be the lucky one who gets to slap his ass (can I say that word or is it naughty? Well English isn't my first language, I don't know if it has a bad connotation )! Then I read it again... and was slightly disappointed. ME TOO. No pinching! We wouldn't want to hurt him not until we're behind closed doors anyways
