flyingkites
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*gets a mop and starts wiping before the mod gets even angrier* I'm sorryyyy...
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That pic kills me! Kreacher, weren't you the one whose mum was a very strong Christian? If that's the case, we're on the same league... My mum works for the local church. Can't help but wonder what went wrong with my upbringing. Good ol' Christian values and here I am, scrubbing marshmallow off of NC's walls...
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YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE! And insanely awesome! Teach me, sensei.
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Fine... I already confessed to these horrible, horrible crimes, that's a start! *starts scrubbing and repenting*
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I'd rather not, thank you!
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Well you've implied being on crack before (even if it was the butt thread), so you might want to stick to that story! Da hips don't lie! Boy knows how to work it!
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Okay, guilty as charged... I wonder how long I can play the "English isn't my first language" card... Don't do it girl, we'll never get out of here! Those gifs are hypnotizing!
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I wouldn't mind 'beating' him repeatedly, if you know what I mean... So you just got us into trouble and don't even suffer your punishment? That's naughty! ... Have fun at work sweetie!
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Shame on you!
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The mental images...
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I'm the slapper and kreacher's the biter/pincher? Now where is that girl...
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You know you've done more than that though! I'm dragging you with me... Could be... At least his legs are sweaty, they're glistening.
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Doesn't there exist an open thread already? How can that be, I've read so many naughty things on MFC I'm surprised this whole place isn't a one big NC! And you ought to be sent there too, imagining all those dirty things about Harry...
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Don't do it Nas! I've never been there, I'm afraid!
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I always thought 'arse' was just a British way of speplling the word. Agreed though! He can pinch me all he wants.
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WUHOH, I misread "a candidate for mfc" and got all excited I was nominated to be the lucky one who gets to slap his ass (can I say that word or is it naughty? Well English isn't my first language, I don't know if it has a bad connotation )! Then I read it again... and was slightly disappointed. ME TOO. No pinching! We wouldn't want to hurt him not until we're behind closed doors anyways
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Get your mind out of the gutter Nas, I was talking about an unusual combination of dessert and dinner! I think his booty is perfect, even if it's a little small. I'd love to slap it!
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Are you trying to get me sent to the NC? After I was done torturing him with all the tickling I'd love to find out what chicken is like with whipped cream. I've never tasted it like that.
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From fyeahmika.tumblr.com: Lookin' fine! I'd just love to tickle his exposed side and watch him squirm! And I'd just go on with it until he moaned and begged me to stop... And then...
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I've met several people like this and they always manage to drive me nuts. Once this girl in high school even stated straight to my face that "all homosexuals are perversed, sex-crazed and completely disgusting, they want to have sex with everything that moves and are always checking people out". I didn't even try to convince her otherwise since she was a complete a**hole anyway and clearly the kind of person who doesn't even want to consider the option she might be wrong. Plus she was a racist. Gosh I hated her so much, even thinking about that moment makes my blood boil. It's delicious, isn't it!
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Well, it was you who captured the magic moment, so...
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Oh yeah, you're right! How didn't I think of that! Well, if he thinks he needs some extra help over there... As long as he doesn't fill it with cement and other weird stuff like one girls "plastic surgeon" did. Thank you so much! It definitely deserves to be used, it's so awesome.
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Yeah, they kind of do. I guess it's because of the material and the back pockets? Those black pants he wears in the Rain performance makes it look great though. What a cleverly named gif by the way! Is it okay with you if I use that gif on my signature? With credits to you of course.
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Aww congrats sweetie!
I'm glad it got to you so soon, I thought it was going to take a bit longer than the ones they were sending to Europe. I'm really glad you got yours already! 
