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:naughty: Hello!

 

we randomly had a conversation about Neds the other night - i think they're basically the same as Chavs, but it's used more commonly in Scotland. :bleh:

 

How are you today?

 

ahhh haha. hmm yea down with chavs, nasty stuff :thumbdown: lolll!

 

I'm really good actually! Day off college so I'm just relaxing :cheerful_h4h:

How are yoou?!

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I'm freezing!

 

That's about all i have to contribute at this time!

 

Arrrgh! Gosh its so cold isnt it?! I went out earlier and i had about 5 layers on......... :blink::boxed:

 

 

ahhh haha. hmm yea down with chavs, nasty stuff lolll!

 

I'm really good actually! Day off college so I'm just relaxing :cheerful_h4h:

How are yoou?!

 

:naughty: I'm alright too thanks! I have the day off too! :thumb_yello:

 

 

*drunkingly yells*

 

WHY WONT MIKA DO T in the Park!!!!!

 

*starts petition*

 

Drunk again!!

*Takes to door* - That's it mate! You're barred! :naughty:

 

 

I dont know, maybe we should all go and climb on the roof of his house or wherever he lives, like them environment people did on the houses or parliament...... :mf_rosetinted:

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in superman outfits!!!!

 

Yes!!! Like those fathers for justice people!!! :roftl:

 

We can both make banners and shout through a megaphone.... I could be Batwoman and you could be Supergirl!

 

And while were there, we could also campaign for a service which deports Neds into the middle of the ocean........

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waaait no to deportation...cause fishies will eat them and then we will get fishy neds...

 

*fisherman catches fish*

*fisherman gets stabbed by fish*

*fish swims off and buys burbary hat,some trackins(trackies for there fins),buys some fags and then drinks buckfast and gets stoned....*

*fisherman catches another fish*

*fish goes "Haw big man, what the chicken do you tink your playin at...sooo goona dooo you in with my fish powers!!!,why the chicken was ur hook doing in my terotory.....*

*fisherman whacks fish cooks it*

*fisherman eats fish and gets secondhand buckfast and smoke*

=result....a nutritonal meal turns into a chemical infested ned....basically canibalism...got out the middle man and just EAT neds..

 

*raises hand...* im up for canabalism *gets knife and fork*

 

if u created

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waaait no to deportation...cause fishies will eat them and then we will get fishy neds...

 

*fisherman catches fish*

*fisherman gets stabbed by fish*

*fish swims off and buys burbary hat,some trackins(trackies for there fins),buys some fags and then drinks buckfast and gets stoned....*

*fisherman catches another fish*

*fish goes "Haw big man, what the chicken do you tink your playin at...sooo goona dooo you in with my fish powers!!!,why the chicken was ur hook doing in my terotory.....*

*fisherman whacks fish cooks it*

*fisherman eats fish and gets secondhand buckfast and smoke*

=result....a nutritonal meal turns into a chemical infested ned....basically canibalism...got out the middle man and just EAT neds..

 

*raises hand...* im up for canabalism *gets knife and fork*

 

if u created

 

 

:roftl:

 

*Fish Ned sees chip staring at him on the plate* "Whaaa maaayte! wha you lukkin' at??? Come on then!!! Fink yer so 'ard dont ya!!!"

 

 

Then eventually they'll evolve into huge Ned sea monsters and take over the world.......... :boxed:

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"OMG LOOK AT THAT!!!!"

"FREEEEAK"

"hahahahha ur made of potato your such a freak, you tall and lanky b*****"

*chip hits fish*

*fish stands up and holds back tears*

"Im gonna get my cousins sister's brother's mother's dad's cousin's cousin's (twice removied) big sister AND brother on you"

"Your infor it maaaaan!!, she's sooo gonna Scale you big time!!!"

"Slash you a new set of gills!!!*

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yeh think i took it too far and hav killed the convo.....

 

*cough* *cough*

 

so yeh...mika for T in the park then :P

 

*tumbleweed rolls by*

 

:naughty:

 

Nahhhh, you didn't! I just had to nip out again, and i think most people are at work/school...... but you could always revert back to rugby or football and that'll get everyone talking...... :bleh:

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Hello!! :punk:

 

How was the art clas??

 

We've had mega sports-star action a few pages back - shirtless Steve finnan action etc..... :bleh:

 

I've noticed :roftl:

 

It was pretty good, got chased around by the mental teacher with a water gun... AGAIN! :naughty: Have to do a computer sketch of a celebrity for homework... guess who? :naughty:

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Hello!! How is everyone?

 

glad another day f college is over *hangs up jacket* :roftl:

 

now lets get down to some reall hard college work....*cough*

 

*Cracks fingers and begins typing manicly in Mika Forum*

 

i cant help it. he's soo purdeee:wub2:

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glad another day f college is over *hangs up jacket* :roftl:

 

now lets get down to some reall hard college work....*cough*

 

*Cracks fingers and begins typing manicly in Mika Forum*

 

i cant help it. he's soo purdeee:wub2:

 

:roftl: :roftl:

 

Heya Sarah! :punk:

 

Hi again! :naughty:

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