carrinevie Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 yoo hoo- chicken joke time . . . A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a wayto communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! I don't know about you lot sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hiya Carri!!! :lmao: :lmao: There was me thinking - its not Friday night yet!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 woo hoo - hi Kath - hows the babby ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Anybody home or am I doing a Carri? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hello! Hiya Kath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hi Wendi and Carry! Good to see you. The baby is absolutly adorable thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Whats it like living in a big castle!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Wendi, (and Robi if you read this) sorry I haven't managed to reply to your lovely emsila but thought I would spend my limited time in 'live ' chat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Whats it like living in a big castle!!!! Amazing actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Wendi, (and Robi if you read this) sorry I haven't managed to reply to your lovely emsila but thought I would spend my limited time in 'live ' chat! Thats cool. Robi was on earlier - just text her to say you are on!! Hope she gets it in time!! You have plenty time to answer our emails at any time - having you here is better - I almost said I can see you!! :roftl: Robi has just text - she cant get on just now - she says hello, and sends you a big hug!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 ok am out of the loop - I know yr looking after a baby - but where? who?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thanks Wendi, I will text Robi later when I get chance. Shame she can't be here but never mind. Carri, I am in Lanarkshire, Central Scotland looking after a baby who will be a week old tomorrow. In a castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 ok am out of the loop - I know yr looking after a baby - but where? who?? AND...I like your countdown! Wendi, how is your hip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I see my Abby lurking! I thought you were supposed to be doing housework! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Is it a famous baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 He hasn't had time yet..he is only five days old!!! But I know what you mean and no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 My hip is about 75 - somebody has come and swapped mine with an old one that does not work!! Its painful every day now, and seems to get worse at night - so its driving me up the wall just now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrinevie Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 hello abby the lurker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hiya Abby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abby Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 MUMMY!!!!!!! Hello, I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jake only just up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My hip is about 75 - somebody has come and swapped mine withan old one that does not work!! Its painful every day now, and seems to get worse at night - so its driving me up the wall just now!! Oh dear! WQhat an absolute pain. I think you should put in for a transfer for a 25 year old one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 MUMMY!!!!!!! Hello, I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jake only just up! It's Westminster Abby! What, Jake up as early as this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 MUMMY!!!!!!! Hello, I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jake only just up! Haha - using internet to tell on Jake!!!! :roftl: Oh dear! WQhat an absolute pain. I think you should put in for a transfer for a 25 year old one I can think of a pair of 24 year old hips I wouldn't mind trying!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kath Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Haha - using internet to tell on Jake!!!! :roftl: I can think of a pair of 24 year old hips I wouldn't mind trying!!! Behave! Speaking of which, the 24 year old ones that are attached to the person I mentioned to you before are not bad either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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