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The Oldlings Part17!!!!!!!!!


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yoo hoo- chicken joke time . . .

 

 

 

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

 

 

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

 

 

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

 

 

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a wayto communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

 

 

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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

 

 

 

 

I don't know about you lot sometimes!

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Wendi, (and Robi if you read this) sorry I haven't managed to reply to your lovely emsila but thought I would spend my limited time in 'live ' chat!:naughty:

 

Thats cool. Robi was on earlier - just text her to say you are on!!

Hope she gets it in time!! You have plenty time to answer our emails

at any time - having you here is better - I almost said I can see you!! :roftl: :roftl:

Robi has just text - she cant get on just now - she says hello, and sends

you a big hug!! :thumb_yello:

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Thanks Wendi, I will text Robi later when I get chance. Shame she can't be here but never mind.

 

Carri, I am in Lanarkshire, Central Scotland looking after a baby who will be a week old tomorrow. In a castle

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My hip is about 75 - somebody has come and swapped mine with

an old one that does not work!! Its painful every day now, and seems

to get worse at night - so its driving me up the wall just now!!

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MUMMY!!!!!!!:wink2: Hello,

 

I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Jake only just up!:raygun:

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My hip is about 75 - somebody has come and swapped mine with

an old one that does not work!! Its painful every day now, and seems

to get worse at night - so its driving me up the wall just now!!

 

Oh dear! WQhat an absolute pain. I think you should put in for a transfer for a 25 year old one :thumb_yello::naughty:

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MUMMY!!!!!!!:wink2: Hello,

 

I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Jake only just up!:raygun:

 

It's Westminster Abby! What, Jake up as early as this?:shocked:

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MUMMY!!!!!!!:wink2: Hello,

 

I will let you talk to Oldlings but thought I had to say Hello since you were here! I have sent you an email with pics.

 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Jake only just up!:raygun:

 

Haha - using internet to tell on Jake!!!! :roftl: :roftl:

 

Oh dear! WQhat an absolute pain. I think you should put in for a transfer for a 25 year old one :thumb_yello::naughty:

 

I can think of a pair of 24 year old hips I wouldn't mind trying!!! :das:

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Haha - using internet to tell on Jake!!!! :roftl: :roftl:

 

 

 

I can think of a pair of 24 year old hips I wouldn't mind trying!!! :das:

 

Behave! :naughty: Speaking of which, the 24 year old ones that are attached to the person I mentioned to you before are not bad either!:naughty:

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