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15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR ALL FEMALES

1.Don’t imagine you can change a man- unless he’s in diapers!

2.What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!

3.If they put a man on the moon- they should be able to put them all up there!

4.Never let your man’s mind wander- it’s too little to be out alone…

5.Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway…

6.Men are all the same- they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8.Women don’t make fools of men- most of them are the do- it- yourself types!

9.Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it!

10.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye- opener!

11.If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital!

12.The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13.If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque- books!

14.Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his!

15.Sadly all men were created equal!

 

hehe i laughed at this, hope it makes you laugh too:wink2:

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15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR ALL FEMALES

1.Don’t imagine you can change a man- unless he’s in diapers!

2.What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!

3.If they put a man on the moon- they should be able to put them all up there!

4.Never let your man’s mind wander- it’s too little to be out alone…

5.Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway…

6.Men are all the same- they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8.Women don’t make fools of men- most of them are the do- it- yourself types!

9.Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it!

10.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye- opener!

11.If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital!

12.The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13.If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque- books!

14.Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his!

15.Sadly all men were created equal!

 

hehe i laughed at this, hope it makes you laugh too:wink2:

:lmao:

Hey ! Anybody there ?

 

*has nothing to do but quoting from last night' chat*

 

 

 

You're skinny ! I'm about like you!

 

Hi!

Yeah I know. Okay, I have a bit of a belly, but I'm certainly not fat!

How are you?

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:lmao:

 

 

Hi!

Yeah I know. Okay, I have a bit of a belly, but I'm certainly not fat!

How are you?

 

:roftl:

Fine& u ?

 

 

hello!!:bleh:

 

Hi !

I see you have a pix of the name changed into a lookalike of a toothpaste brand name group in your siggy :naughty:

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:roftl:

Fine& u ?

 

 

 

 

Hi !

I see you have a pix of the name changed into a lookalike of a toothpaste brand name group in your siggy :naughty:

 

hahaha kinda.. :lmao:

but pic is good, isn't ? :das:

how are you?

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I love the way their expression :naughty:

Fine&bored and have to do a recherch which annoys me more than everything :naughty: U ?

 

hehehe:naughty: I'm listening MANY songs! a bit bored.. watched one movie recently..

about what is you recherch?:boxed: or research?

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hello!!:bleh:

Hi! How are you?

:roftl:

Fine& u ?

 

 

 

 

Hi !

I see you have a pix of the name changed into a lookalike of a toothpaste brand name group in your siggy :naughty:

I'm fine too.

 

Yeah bwhahaha:roftl:Wat a badass toothpaste!:naughty:

heeey..:bleh:

 

Hey! How are you?

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Hi to who came in ! :biggrin2:

 

hehehe: I'm listening MANY songs! a bit bored.. watched one movie recently..

about what is you recherch?: or research?

 

research probably :roftl:

I'm thinking in french so I thought recherche

I didnt rty to think in english because I normally think in english even if I'm french :naughty:

It's about a litterature movment :thumbdown:

 

Hi! How are you?

 

I'm fine too.

 

Yeah bwhahaha:Wat a badass toothpaste!:

 

 

Hey! How are you?

 

:naughty: I prefer signal :mf_rosetinted:

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