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Stella's Party, a horoscope & a favourite joke


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Ooh oooh Mika I have a better joke!

 

2 polarbears were sitting on an iceberg, said one polarbear to the other: "Could you go away please?" said the other polarbear: "No"'

 

:roftl::roftl:Now that was funny!

 

 

I know a better one, what's the difference between a puppy?

 

His one paw is equally short :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

I could also tell the infamous 'pink sock' joke, but it's really long and I don't feel like it.

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I know a better one, what's the difference between a puppy?

 

His one paw is equally short :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

I could also tell the infamous 'pink sock' joke, but it's really long and I don't feel like it.

 

I know another one:

 

 

There are a coffeecan and a teacan standing next to each other. Says the coffeecan: "I'm bored!" says the teacan: "You should've told me that, I've been pulling for hours now"

 

It's funnier in Dutch:mf_rosetinted:

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I know another one:

 

 

There a coffeecan and a teacan standing next to each other. Says the coffeecan: "I'm bored!" says the teacan: "You should've told me that, I've been pulling for hours now"

 

It's funnier in Dutch:mf_rosetinted:

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl:

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now I don't get that one at all. :boxed: starting to worry about myself now.

 

One I'd like to tell to the boy:

 

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive YOU!

 

(aka I love you. just in case you are thick like me....)

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now I don't get that one at all. :boxed: starting to worry about myself now.

 

One I'd like to tell to the boy:

 

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive YOU!

 

(aka I love you. just in case you are thick like me....)

 

Hahaha :lmfao:

I didn't get it at first either:naughty:

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now I don't get that one at all. :boxed: starting to worry about myself now.

 

One I'd like to tell to the boy:

 

Knock Knock?

Who's there?

 

Olive.

 

Olive who?

 

Olive YOU!

 

(aka I love you. just in case you are thick like me....)

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

 

Hutch

 

Hutchwho?

 

God bless you!:naughty:

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from which magazines are the first two pics? the stella-party-pics? I only founded the articles in the bravo and the popcorn. can you tell me, please?

The first picture was in the OK Magazine and the other one is taken from the Gala. :thumb_yello:

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I can´t tell jokes in english, and it really bored me ><

 

I don´t know funny things that can be sayed...

or not...

 

 

 

?>thinking a jooookkeeee?<<<<

 

aaaaaaaaa

 

hum....??????

 

 

dannmmmmet ¬¬

i really don´t know any jokeeee

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Just a random selection of "articles" I found today

 

"One candle asks the other: 'So, what are you up to tonight?' - 'Oh well, I guess I'm going out.'

 

:naughty: Nice one, Mika. (Of course if it's published in a mag like that, who knows if he REALLY finds it funny.)

 

I would like to hear a joke from him.:mf_lustslow:

 

Me, too! Even if it were bad, I know I'd laugh.

 

Speaking of, here's a REALLY bad one:

 

Why did the turtle cross the road?

 

To get to the Shell Station.

 

(To those of you who've never seen a Shell Station, it's a type of gas/petrol station.)

 

:bleh:

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