Mary Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Mika ft. Lady Gaga On their new hit "Alexandro Fernando Roberto and God knows who else" I am young we get along Not so sure if we should write a song Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro She's stubborn as a mule I'm a geek Her dress sense is a joke and i smell like cheese Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro We could conquer the world If she could control her bladder Hope she won't make me wear tights and use my face cream Fire boobies are burnt She'll make me wear leather like that latex red gown Gaga just set me free And i wanna scream But there's no way someone can hear me Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro She says You know that I love you boy Let's go to Mexico it's noice At this point I gotta choose But then she calls me moose Don't call my name You know my name is not Alexandro I'm not your babe I just like karaoking Fernando Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch Just wanna pack my Louboutins and run You call me Mickey Moo who the heck is Roberto I'm more afraid of OUR collaborations, that of the Mika/Gaga one! :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I'm more afraid of OUR collaborations, that of the Mika/Gaga one! :lmfao: :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rian Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I said specifically DO NOT TOUCH DA CURLZ!And she's touchin da curlz! And now i remember i told her NOT to touch some other things... Would she dare? Ooooops... She did! Soooo funnyyyy!! Wonka, you crack me up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordinary Clown Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Coming in here when Wonka is absent makes me feel like an invader. Enters people's houses,messes things up and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 I said specifically DO NOT TOUCH DA CURLZ!And she's touchin da curlz! And now i remember i told her NOT to touch some other things... Would she dare? Ooooops... She did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngeGOLDEN Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Bunny is the new chicken, Mika started using it instead in a recent interview... Ha! I love it. So you can say "I bunned it up"? I said specifically DO NOT TOUCH DA CURLZ!And she's touchin da curlz! And now i remember i told her NOT to touch some other things... Would she dare? Ooooops... She did! :roftl: I bet you're talking about his feet, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Mika ft. Lady Gaga On their new hit "Alexandro Fernando Roberto and God knows who else" I am young we get along Not so sure if we should write a song Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro She's stubborn as a mule I'm a geek Her dress sense is a joke and i smell like cheese Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro We could conquer the world If she could control her bladder Hope she won't make me wear tights and use my face cream Fire boobies are burnt She'll make me wear leather like that latex red gown Gaga just set me free And i wanna scream But there's no way someone can hear me Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro She says You know that I love you boy Let's go to Mexico it's noice At this point I gotta choose But then she calls me moose Don't call my name You know my name is not Alexandro I'm not your babe I just like karaoking Fernando Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch Just wanna pack my Louboutins and run You call me Mickey Moo who the heck is Roberto a totally bad character. Loaded w/ amorality & fearlessness WoNkAlandro..Pleease... moar songz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 12, 2010 Author Share Posted June 12, 2010 Coming in here when Wonka is absent makes me feel like an invader.Enters people's houses,messes things up and leaves. You're welcome to show up whenever i am not home... Ha! I love it. So you can say "I bunned it up"? I bet you're talking about his feet, aren't you? Yeah, just bunnied it all up! Nope, his knees, under the table... aWoNkAlandro..Pleease... moar songz! Ya nutz? More? And I was away for the day...here:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Oh nice! Were you gathering some ideas for our costumes for Sudoeste? Or writing down some notes to Señora madre de Mika, for the band's new stage outfits? (Imagine what Mika would say if he came to Lisbon NOW...If he thought there were many people on the streets when Benfica won, the poor thing would faint today! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Oh nice!Were you gathering some ideas for our costumes for Sudoeste? Or writing down some notes to Señora madre de Mika, for the band's new stage outfits? (Imagine what Mika would say if he came to Lisbon NOW...If he thought there were many people on the streets when Benfica won, the poor thing would faint today! ) Nope, none of that.. Went for a walk in the Castle and had sardines and bought mangericos and watched the Marchas...it sounds ridiculous "The Marchas", doesn't it???? If Mika would be here today he'd have a stroke for sure... Everyone, and i mean it, EVERYONE was on the streets tonight... Oh and i saw the store he bought the recuerdos from, the cheesiest one in Lisbon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Nope, none of that.. Went for a walk in the Castle and had sardines and bought mangericos and watched the Marchas...it sounds ridiculous "The Marchas", doesn't it???? If Mika would be here today he'd have a stroke for sure... Everyone, and i mean it, EVERYONE was on the streets tonight... Oh and i saw the store he bought the recuerdos from, the cheesiest one in Lisbon... I don't know why the heck he went to buy recuerdos, the night before he got the most awesome mug, with our traditional "galo de Barcelos". My dear, tourists like that kind of stuff... I bet he took home one of those mirrors with the football teams' symbols engraved! One from "Fica", of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 I don't know why the heck he went to buy recuerdos, the night before he got the most awesome mug, with our traditional "galo de Barcelos". My dear, tourists like that kind of stuff... I bet he took home one of those mirrors with the football teams' symbols engraved! One from "Fica", of course! I "guess" he liked the typical Azulejo Portugues, and a few baskets and embroidery cloth... But of course it's me guessing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Aaaaaaarggghhhhh....a leg cramp... Aaaaaaarggghhhhh....an arm cramp... Aaaaaayyyiiiieeeeeee, my head hurts... aaaaaaaaaayyyyiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee...my ears hurt... Would someone tell John to stop playing with the voodoo doll backstage please???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Oh, no one dares to???? I'll solve it myself then.... Ohhhh, Jooooooohhhnnnn... Drop those bunnying voodoo pins noooowwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Would some kind soul help me??? I said help, not tickleeeee eeeh eehhh eeeeeh ehhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Say wot? Gaga called? Wot the bunny do i mean who the bunny is Roberto she says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Ooooooohhhh, I just ****ed it up with Gaga, Dave... Oh, i know you did, Boss, i know you did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Shhhhizzzz that Fernando Ale ale xandro song would be a hit, damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 Ok, now i'll be pretending i know much about football... ZOMG! Just one ball for so many guys???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 "Dear Mika, Here's the recipe you asked for from what you just ate... Sorry it's in Chinese..." Oh, well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Aaaaaaarggghhhhh....a leg cramp... Aaaaaaarggghhhhh....an arm cramp... Aaaaaayyyiiiieeeeeee, my head hurts... aaaaaaaaaayyyyiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee...my ears hurt... Would someone tell John to stop playing with the voodoo doll backstage please???? Ok, now i'll be pretending i know much about football...ZOMG! Just one ball for so many guys???? !!!!!!!! hilarious!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Ok, now i'll be pretending i know much about football...ZOMG! Just one ball for so many guys???? coñoooo!!!!!!! jajajajajajajajaj!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Ok, now i'll be pretending i know much about football...ZOMG! Just one ball for so many guys???? I know the feeling! Thank you for all the laughs! I love this thread!:wub2: :wub2::wub2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngeGOLDEN Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Ok, now i'll be pretending i know much about football...ZOMG! Just one ball for so many guys???? "Dear Mika, Here's the recipe you asked for from what you just ate... Sorry it's in Chinese..." Oh, well... Where are these from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Where are these from? they´ve been posted in the last concert review thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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