A&J Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 [random] *I call Mika* Me: Mika: Err... Hello? Me: I need your help, Mika Mika: With what? Me: I can't open this freakin' package of crackers! Mika: ...... And what do you want me to do? Me: Open it for me! Prove your masculinity Mika: I don't have to prove anything, girl see my gasmic pics? There's my masculinity Me: No, in that pics you're sexy.. You don't have to be manly to be sexy Mika: I don't? GREAT! I mean... Then I should open the package for you, so i could prove my m... Me: AH, GOT IT! That's ok, Mika, I opened already 8D Mika: But, why do I do now? How do I prove... me: I don't know I don't need your help. Mika: But you just asked.. Me: I didn't ask for anything. I'm a strong and independent woman that doesn't need any man's help *hangs up* Mika: *five minute later* Mika: JOOOOOHN, can you open this package for me? I can't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Me: Penniman! I heard you wouldn't even let John lend me some colored pencils and...Mika: Nothing!:sn eaky2: Me: But...but...but...:blin k: Mika: Get lost!:sne aky2: Me: See what i can do with some pencils...:wink 2: Mika: Isn't that by that Van Gogh guy...Da One Ear Boy?:sho cked: Me: Yeah, that's my pen name, so.... Your loss, dude...Ktnxbai... Mika: No, wait...:b link: Me: Kiss my ass goodbye...:snea ky2: Da One Ear Boy???????!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! that cracked me up:roftl: :shoc ked: They do? They said they didn't... Besides, all this is purely fictional...:mf_ros etinted: Sorry, Mr. P. i'll take it back...:tee hee::blu sh-anim-cl: Even if it wasn't, Kathi, they subscribed right after the lisbon gig, after my husband had the bright idea of publishing it to Imma for 15 mins... Poor Imma...:naug hty: :mf_rosetinted:LOL!! he did???? Don't worry. It's not Wonkaland here. And i'm sure the only thread Mikas family and friends subscribed, is Wonkaland :mf_roset inted: yeah, they wouldnt waste their time reading this nonsense... theyve got planets and jimmys face to paint and flowers to glue:mf_rosetinted: but just in case WE LOVE YOU:wub2:!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 [random]*I call Mika* Me: Mika: Err... Hello? Me: I need your help, Mika Mika: With what? Me: I can't open this freakin' package of crackers! :sneak y2: Mika: ...... And what do you want me to do? Me: Open it for me! Prove your masculinity Mika: I don't have to prove anything, girl see my gasmic pics? There's my masculinity Me: No, in that pics you're sexy.. You don't have to be manly to be sexy Mika: I don't? GREAT! I mean... Then I should open the package for you, so i could prove my m... Me: AH, GOT IT! That's ok, Mika, I opened already 8D Mika: But, why do I do now? How do I prove... me: I don't know I don't need your help. Mika: But you just asked.. Me: I didn't ask for anything. I'm a strong and independent woman that doesn't need any man's help *hangs up* Mika: *five minute later* Mika: JOOOOOHN, can you open this package for me? I can't do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Da One Ear Boy???????!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! that cracked me up:roftl: :mf_rosetinted:LOL!! he did???? yeah, they wouldnt waste their time reading this nonsense... theyve got planets and jimmys face to paint and flowers to glue:mf_rosetinted: but just in case WE LOVE YOU:wub2:!!!! One Ear Boy, yes, van Gogh... Did! Of course they don't! Busy peeps, not lifeless like us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,hi,sil is asking what we would do if we´d get your number... i´ve said i would never ever call you mika: my ass.... you are calling me right now,freak... me: oh no,but you are not you... you are just my interpretation of you:biggrin2: mika: say wot?? are you fine?? it seems as if your brain has no oxygen enough... me: c´mon meeks... we both know that you are not you.. it´s just me joking.. mika: i´m not me?? what´s up with you?? have you been too much time in the gasmics or what?? me: see?? it´s not you,it´s me writting this chat!!! mika: JOOOHNN!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!! I WILL END UP IN THE SHRINKS THREAD BEGGING FOR HELP!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,hi,sil is asking what we would do if we´d get your number... i´ve said i would never ever call you mika: my ass.... you are calling me right now,freak... me: oh no,but you are not you... you are just my interpretation of you:biggrin2: mika: say wot?? are you fine?? it seems as if your brain has no oxygen enough... me: c´mon meeks... we both know that you are not you.. it´s just me joking.. mika: i´m not me?? what´s up with you?? have you been too much time in the gasmics or what?? me: see?? it´s not you,it´s me writting this chat!!! mika: JOOOHNN!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!! I WILL END UP IN THE SHRINKS THREAD BEGGING FOR HELP!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,i´m bored.... mika: aaaaaaaand???? me: wow!! i thought you were calling aaaaaaandy!!! mika: me: can you entertain me?? mika: noo!!! never!! you are my drooler!! i won´t never entertain my droolers!! me: what a dumb guy.... mika: me: well,if you are not going to entertain me... i will... mmmm....let´s see.... mika: hahaha!! you have nothing to blackmail me!!! me: sure?? i can print flyers with this pic.... mika: ok,would you like to go with me for a walk?? me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,i´m bored.... mika: aaaaaaaand???? me: wow!! i thought you were calling aaaaaaandy!!! mika: me: can you entertain me?? mika: noo!!! never!! you are my drooler!! i won´t never entertain my droolers!! me: what a dumb guy.... mika: me: well,if you are not going to entertain me... i will... mmmm....let´s see.... mika: hahaha!! you have nothing to blackmail me!!! me: sure?? i can print flyers with this pic.... mika: ok,would you like to go with me for a walk?? me: omg!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,i´m bored.... mika: aaaaaaaand???? me: wow!! i thought you were calling aaaaaaandy!!! mika: me: can you entertain me?? mika: noo!!! never!! you are my drooler!! i won´t never entertain my droolers!! me: what a dumb guy.... mika: me: well,if you are not going to entertain me... i will... mmmm....let´s see.... mika: hahaha!! you have nothing to blackmail me!!! me: sure?? i can print flyers with this pic.... mika: ok,would you like to go with me for a walk?? me: Blackmail seems to work out fine with him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,hi,sil is asking what we would do if we´d get your number... i´ve said i would never ever call you mika: my ass.... you are calling me right now,freak... me: oh no,but you are not you... you are just my interpretation of you:biggrin2: mika: say wot?? are you fine?? it seems as if your brain has no oxygen enough... me: c´mon meeks... we both know that you are not you.. it´s just me joking.. mika: i´m not me?? what´s up with you?? have you been too much time in the gasmics or what?? me: see?? it´s not you,it´s me writting this chat!!! mika: JOOOHNN!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!! I WILL END UP IN THE SHRINKS THREAD BEGGING FOR HELP!!!!! That call is genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 That call is genious thanx... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,hi,sil is asking what we would do if we´d get your number... i´ve said i would never ever call you :bigg rin2: mika: my ass.... you are calling me right now,freak...:mf_ rosetinted: me: oh no,but you are not you... you are just my interpretation of you:biggr in2: mika: :sho cked: say wot?? are you fine?? it seems as if your brain has no oxygen enough...:bli nk: me: c´mon meeks... we both know that you are not you.. it´s just me joking.. mika: i´m not me??:sho cked: what´s up with you?? have you been too much time in the gasmics or what?? me: see?? it´s not you,it´s me writting this chat!!!:biggr in2: mika: JOOOHNN!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!! I WILL END UP IN THE SHRINKS THREAD BEGGING FOR HELP!!!!! *calls mika* me: mika,i´m bored.... mika: aaaaaaaand???? me: wow!! i thought you were calling aaaaaaandy!!! mika: me: can you entertain me?? mika: noo!!! never!! you are my drooler!! i won´t never entertain my droolers!! me: what a dumb guy.... mika: me: well,if you are not going to entertain me... i will... mmmm....let´s see.... mika: hahaha!! you have nothing to blackmail me!!! me: sure?? i can print flyers with this pic.... mika: ok,would you like to go with me for a walk?? me: These calls are genious @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 These calls are genious @_@ bah,not at all it´s just that you love me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 bah,not at allit´s just that you love me.... Yeah but my love doesn't mess with my judgment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Yeah but my love doesn't mess with my judgment then i´m glad!!! so you like them for real!! thanx!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 then i´m glad!!!so you like them for real!! thanx!! Yes! *I call Mika* Me: Mika: What now? Want me to open some package for you? ¬¬ Me: What? No... I'm sad 'cause something's wrong with my dog Mika: Oh no.. What's wrong? Me: Something... Mika: ¬¬ Me: Oh, sorry... Her paw... She is limping! What do I do? Mika: Ah, don't cry.. Uh, let's see.. Did you take her to the vet? Me: No, I will today... But what do I do until there? HELP ME! What kind of super-cute-lovely-amazing artist are you? Mika: The kind that is terrified when doesn't know what to do *hangs up* JOOOOOHN GIVE ME MY PUPPY! I WANNA A HUG Yeah, my dog is really hurt... ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Yes! *I call Mika* Me: Mika: What now? Want me to open some package for you? ¬¬ Me: What? No... I'm sad 'cause something's wrong with my dog Mika: Oh no.. What's wrong? Me: Something... Mika: ¬¬ Me: Oh, sorry... Her paw... She is limping! What do I do? Mika: Ah, don't cry.. Uh, let's see.. Did you take her to the vet? Me: No, I will today... But what do I do until there? HELP ME! What kind of super-cute-lovely-amazing artist are you? Mika: The kind that is terrified when doesn't know what to do *hangs up* JOOOOOHN GIVE ME MY PUPPY! I WANNA A HUG Yeah, my dog is really hurt... ;-; so sorry for your puppy... hope she will get fine soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 so sorry for your puppy... hope she will get fine soon... Thanks I hope too... She was fine last night, I don't know what happened.. But she's listening to Mika with me, so she's happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Penniman! Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Oh god!!! i wanna i wanna!!! I SUPERULTRA love this threaaad!! Mika: Ummm...hello? Penny: Heeey theree!! M:...who are you? P:...umm...your new horoscope girl! M: what?! what's that? O.o P: It's like a weather girl but I can talk to ou about your future! =D M: I'm not suscribed in any magazine for this so thanks a lot but... P: Shut up:mf_rosetinted: you'll listen to me and you will like it:mf_rosetinted: M: (intimidated) ok ok P: SOO...future says...mmm...virgoo...i think...what do you want to know? M: When can I hang up? P: Shut up:mf_rosetinted: ok future says you'll have sweetness will fall in your life this week. M: Sweetness as in...candies? P: Sure...either that or one of your lollipop girls will fall of the stage n.n M: ¬¬ predict other things please, good ones. P: Ok mmm it also says "Careful with going to fast". M: Oh I see...maybe I have to wait more time to make the third album...:wheelchair: P: NO! PLEASE! I bet this means umm...you should be careful when you run in stage becau... M: Enough with the stage falling ¬¬!! P: OK next... "you will fall in love with someone with letter P" hmmm who could that be? M: ¬¬...future says I'll hang up right now. P: OkOk!! One more thing... it says you'll be stuck in a trash can. M: .... YEAH RIGHT! Like that could happen! **Mika hangs up** John: Hey mika! I have an idea! Why don't you start the song lollipop by drumming in a trashcan? Mika: ______ hahahaha I'm bored can you tell? hahahaa:aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Oh god!!! i wanna i wanna!!! I SUPERULTRA love this threaaad!! Mika: Ummm...hello? Penny: Heeey theree!! M:...who are you? P:...umm...your new horoscope girl! M: what?! what's that? O.o P: It's like a weather girl but I can talk to ou about your future! =D M: I'm not suscribed in any magazine for this so thanks a lot but... P: Shut up:mf_rosetinted: you'll listen to me and you will like it:mf_r osetinted: M: (intimidated) ok ok P: SOO...future says...mmm...virgoo...i think...what do you want to know? M: When can I hang up?:sne aky2: P: Shut up:mf_rosetinted: ok future says you'll have sweetness will fall in your life this week. M: Sweetness as in...candies?:mf_l ustslow: P: Sure...either that or one of your lollipop girls will fall of the stage n.n M: ¬¬ predict other things please, good ones. P: Ok mmm it also says "Careful with going to fast". M: Oh I see...maybe I have to wait more time to make the third album...:wheelc hair: P: NO! PLEASE! I bet this means umm...you should be careful when you run in stage becau... M: Enough with the stage falling ¬¬!! P: OK next... "you will fall in love with someone with letter P" hmmm who could that be? M: ¬¬...future says I'll hang up right now. P: OkOk!! One more thing... it says you'll be stuck in a trash can. M: ....:lmfa o: YEAH RIGHT! Like that could happen! **Mika hangs up** John: Hey mika! I have an idea! Why don't you start the song lollipop by drumming in a trashcan? Mika: ______ hahahaha I'm bored can you tell? hahahaa:aah: :roftl: "Enough with the stage falling ¬¬!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *Mika calls me* Me: Hey!!!! So you missed me so much you couldn't stand it and you're calling! Mika: No.... Me: Why are you calling me then ? Mika: Well, Penny Penniman said I would fall in love with somebody who starts with a "P".... Me: Yes and....? Mika: And I know who it will be! Me: You know? Mika: Yes! Me: Who will it be? Mika: My new Puppy! It starts with a "P" and I'm sure I'm gonna love it! *hangs up* Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *Mika calls me* Me: Hey!!!! So you missed me so much you couldn't stand it and you're calling! Mika: No.... Me: Why are you calling me then ? Mika: Well, Penny Penniman said I would fall in love with somebody who starts with a "P".... Me: Yes and....? Mika: And I know who it will be! Me: You know? Mika: Yes! Me: Who will it be? Mika: My new Puppy! It starts with a "P" and I'm sure I'm gonna love it! *hangs up* Me: Poor Penny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Penniman! Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Poor Penny *Mika calls me* Me: Hey!!!! So you missed me so much you couldn't stand it and you're calling! Mika: No.... Me: Why are you calling me then ? Mika: Well, Penny Penniman said I would fall in love with somebody who starts with a "P".... Me: Yes and....? Mika: And I know who it will be! Me: You know? Mika: Yes! Me: Who will it be? Mika: My new Puppy! It starts with a "P" and I'm sure I'm gonna love it! *hangs up* Me: (indigant) Burstin my bubble like that... that's so mean:rip_1: I mean after I give you chapters and chapters of nonsence and you burst my bubble like thiis? I coulnd have this one, riiight?!?! :( fine. Let the freakin puppy have it. Even better! Let the puppy write the fanfic now! I'm done with you people! hahahahahahahahahahahaha XD JUST KIDDIN! about everything hahaha:wub2: good one Elaire! Touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 *Mika calls me* Me: Hey!!!! So you missed me so much you couldn't stand it and you're calling! Mika: No.... Me: Why are you calling me then ? Mika: Well, Penny Penniman said I would fall in love with somebody who starts with a "P".... Me: Yes and....? Mika: And I know who it will be! Me: You know? Mika: Yes! Me: Who will it be? Mika: My new Puppy! It starts with a "P" and I'm sure I'm gonna love it! *hangs up* Me: Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 (indigant)Burstin my bubble like that... that's so mean:rip_1: I mean after I give you chapters and chapters of nonsence and you burst my bubble like thiis? I coulnd have this one, riiight?!?! :( fine. Let the freakin puppy have it. Even better! Let the puppy write the fanfic now! I'm done with you people! hahahahahahahahahahahaha XD JUST KIDDIN! about everything hahaha:wub2: good one Elaire! Touché Me while reading this post: -------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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