MissPie Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 *calls mika*Me: hello! Mika: !!!!!!!!!! Me: what are you doing?? Mika: erm.. nothing:mf_rosetinted: Me: i can HEAR you fanboy!!!!! what is it? Mika: no no, its nothing im erm... Me: ARE YOU FANBOYING OVER YOUR WAX STATUE???? Mika: :tee hee: maybe... Me: !!!!! Mika: but its pretty!!! :wu b2: Me: but its YOU!!!! Mika: i know:mf_r osetinted: Me: Mika: common, like youre not gonna fangurl over it??? i know you will... Me:... maybe:teehee: it will look like you... and be cute and adorable and not be bald! Mika: yes! cute, ador... BALD!!!????????? i am NOT GETTING BALD!!! Me:... thats not what they say.... *hangs up* Mika: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!! You didnt happen to loose your hair at around 27, did you?? You're just ... genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Paris:biggrin2:, but itll only be there in december:wink2: REALLY???????????? OH MY GOD!!!! I MUST SEE IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEP___ Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 roxane posted this on my fb wall Mika, all wrapped up in bubble wrap (dont ask ) rings at my door LMAO!!!! HIII!! i bought melachi too!!! *warf poppop* it was hard to sit on a plane with him you know... *popopop* Mika!! stop touching everything!! this isnt our house!!! XD anyways, here we are so... *pop* MIKA!!! even this magazine that youre on!!! dont touch!!!! So yeah... it was so long at customs.... cause of the bubbles you know and.. *popopopopopopopopopopopopop* .... he just leaned on your wall.. i think hes tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted September 28, 2010 Author Share Posted September 28, 2010 You're just ... genius REALLY????????????OH MY GOD!!!! I MUST SEE IT!! (take pics!!!) roxane posted this on my fb wall Mika, all wrapped up in bubble wrap (dont ask ) rings at my door LMAO!!!! HIII!! i bought melachi too!!! *warf poppop* it was hard to sit on a plane with him you know... *popopop* Mika!! stop touching everything!! this isnt our house!!! XD anyways, here we are so... *pop* MIKA!!! even this magazine that youre on!!! dont touch!!!! So yeah... it was so long at customs.... cause of the bubbles you know and.. *popopopopopopopopopopopopop* .... he just leaned on your wall.. i think hes tired... i need help:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEP___ Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 i need help:mf_rosetinted: naaah you don't, I like you this way, crazy and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: Hi! Mika: Hi ^^ Me: So, Mika, how do you think the world should be like? Mika: With no wars, a lot of love and peace... Me: Oh, that's so cut... Mika: I'm not finished the world should be even more colorful, with more pink and yellow and orange, and we should be able to catch the stars... Me: Mika: Stop interrupting me Me: But it was a smile, it's how I feel, I can't control... Mika: Shut it! So, where was I? Oh, yeah, we should catch the stars, and once we had it, we should use it in decorating. And then every house would have a star on the door. And the houses should all be shiny, like giants lamps. And every house should have a room just to change clothes, like Ken and Barbie's house . And it shouldn't have sidewalks, or streets, it shouldn't have concrete at all, just a whole world of color plastic, yeah, plastic instead of concrete, and everyone should walk jumping everyday, so that the plastic would make that noise . And the cars, oh, they should float, like in the Jetsons 'cause, you know, the cars don't fly, only planes can fly, cars should float. Yeah. And you know what EVERY house should have? A pic of me! and EVERY person on earth should know my name. Don't you think? Me:..... Mika: Ariane? Me: Sorry, can I speak now? Mika: Yeah Me: Yeah, I think you're right. And I just recorded this call, so maybe I'll pass it to the shrinks. So, prepare yourself for some diagnostic calls *hangs up* Mika: ...... She asked! Mom: What did I said about saying what you think? Mika: "You'll end up in a hospice". I know, I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 :roftl: poor mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 LOOOOL!!!!!!!:aah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamata Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 ahah:lmfao: It's really funnily!:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 *calls mika* Me: heyyyyy youre alive!! Mika: am i not usually? Me: yes, but we didnt know that!!! we love you!!!! Mika: oooh... Me: i knew you couldnt cook Mika: wow, you change subjects fast!!! no more fangurling over me??? Me: no, so, go to your front door... Mika: *opens door* Me: ok, thats a frozen plate. The instructions are on it... Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and a half.... stir... put in it again for 1 minute and you'll have a DELICIOUS (almost home-made-doesnt-taste-like-cardboard-at-all) roastbeef!!! Mika: *looks at plate* wot????? Me: wow, youre slow!! see, that thing on your counter??? that looks like a TV??? its a MI-CRO-WAVE!!! you need to push the little buttons on it and it cooks for you!!! Mika: i know what a microwave is!!!!!!!! why would i need it??? Me: burnt supper??? Twitter?? Mika: ooooooooooooooooooooh:teehee: right... its not that bad really! i just forgot to ... you know... check the food... I was busy watching TV Me:... dont lie.. you were stalking us on MFC is why... Mika: WOT?? i wasnt!!!!!!!! *quickly shuts MFC* Me: Mika: how would u know anyways???? Me: Melachi tweeted about it... Mika:... that dog is too smart... Me: gotta go, but remember... hit 200 on the little buttons on the TV thing... thats the amount of time it will cook... *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!! they say i cant cook!!! Mika's mom: aww, of course you can... One thing i always wanted to tell you tho: that thing on your counter is not a TV, its a microwave:mf_rosetinted: Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 *calls mika*Me: heyyyyy youre alive!! Mika: am i not usually?: blink: Me: yes, but we didnt know that!!!:s hun: we love you!!!! Mika: oooh... Me: i knew you couldnt cook Mika: wow, you change subjects fast!!! no more fangurling over me??? Me: no, so, go to your front door... Mika::bl ink: *opens door* Me: ok, thats a frozen plate. The instructions are on it... Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and a half.... stir... put in it again for 1 minute and you'll have a DELICIOUS (almost home-made-doesnt-taste-like-cardboard-at-all) roastbeef!!! Mika: *looks at plate* wot????? Me: wow, youre slow!! see, that thing on your counter??? that looks like a TV??? its a MI-CRO-WAVE!!! you need to push the little buttons on it and it cooks for you!!! Mika: i know what a microwave is!!!!!!!! why would i need it??? Me: burnt supper??? Twitter?? Mika: ooooooooooooooooooooh:teeh ee: right... its not that bad really! i just forgot to ... you know... check the food... I was busy watching TV Me:... dont lie.. you were stalking us on MFC is why... Mika: WOT?? i wasnt!!!!!!!! *quickly shuts MFC* Me: Mika: how would u know anyways???? Me: Melachi tweeted about it... Mika:... that dog is too smart... Me: gotta go, but remember... hit 200 on the little buttons on the TV thing... thats the amount of time it will cook... *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!! they say i cant cook!!! Mika's mom: aww, of course you can... One thing i always wanted to tell you tho: that thing on your counter is not a TV, its a microwave:mf_ro setinted: Mika: :floor: *is having a hard time breathing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rian Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 *calls mika*Me: heyyyyy youre alive!! Mika: am i not usually? Me: yes, but we didnt know that!!! we love you!!!! Mika: oooh... Me: i knew you couldnt cook Mika: wow, you change subjects fast!!! no more fangurling over me??? Me: no, so, go to your front door... Mika: *opens door* Me: ok, thats a frozen plate. The instructions are on it... Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and a half.... stir... put in it again for 1 minute and you'll have a DELICIOUS (almost home-made-doesnt-taste-like-cardboard-at-all) roastbeef!!! Mika: *looks at plate* wot????? Me: wow, youre slow!! see, that thing on your counter??? that looks like a TV??? its a MI-CRO-WAVE!!! you need to push the little buttons on it and it cooks for you!!! Mika: i know what a microwave is!!!!!!!! why would i need it??? Me: burnt supper??? Twitter?? Mika: ooooooooooooooooooooh:teehee: right... its not that bad really! i just forgot to ... you know... check the food... I was busy watching TV Me:... dont lie.. you were stalking us on MFC is why... Mika: WOT?? i wasnt!!!!!!!! *quickly shuts MFC* Me: Mika: how would u know anyways???? Me: Melachi tweeted about it... Mika:... that dog is too smart... Me: gotta go, but remember... hit 200 on the little buttons on the TV thing... thats the amount of time it will cook... *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!! they say i cant cook!!! Mika's mom: aww, of course you can... One thing i always wanted to tell you tho: that thing on your counter is not a TV, its a microwave:mf_rosetinted: Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 HAHAHAHAHA Oh, Roxy. One day, he'll see one of those calls, trust me. And he'll laugh. Hard. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natacha Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 ahah :floor: you rock girl poor mika, im sure he can cook tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Penniman! Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 That last one almost maid me pee really ahhahahahahaha that's the funnies stalkerish thing ever read I LOVE TWITTER AND THIS THREAD! ahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAOh, Roxy. One day, he'll see one of those calls, trust me. And he'll laugh. Hard. xD :boxed: *hides**deletes account on MFC**pretends to be a normal person* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary* Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 :roftl: and who is melachi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 :roftl:and who is melachi? Mika's dog:wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 ROXYYYYY!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! :floor: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 *calls mika*Me: heyyyyy youre alive!! Mika: am i not usually?:blin k: Me: yes, but we didnt know that!!! we love you!!!! Mika: oooh... Me: i knew you couldnt cook Mika: wow, you change subjects fast!!! no more fangurling over me??? Me: no, so, go to your front door... Mika: *opens door* Me: ok, thats a frozen plate. The instructions are on it... Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and a half.... stir... put in it again for 1 minute and you'll have a DELICIOUS (almost home-made-doesnt-taste-like-cardboard-at-all) roastbeef!!! Mika: *looks at plate* wot????? Me: wow, youre slow!! see, that thing on your counter??? that looks like a TV??? its a MI-CRO-WAVE!!! you need to push the little buttons on it and it cooks for you!!! Mika: i know what a microwave is!!!!!!!! why would i need it??? Me: burnt supper??? Twitter?? Mika: ooooooooooooooooooooh:teehee: right... its not that bad really! i just forgot to ... you know... check the food... I was busy watching TV Me:... dont lie.. you were stalking us on MFC is why... Mika: WOT?? i wasnt!!!!!!!! *quickly shuts MFC* Me: :mf_rosetin ted: Mika: how would u know anyways???? Me: Melachi tweeted about it... Mika:... that dog is too smart... Me: gotta go, but remember... hit 200 on the little buttons on the TV thing... thats the amount of time it will cook... *hangs up* Mika: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!! they say i cant cook!!! Mika's mom: aww, of course you can... One thing i always wanted to tell you tho: that thing on your counter is not a TV, its a microwave:mf_rosetinted: Mika: I love you,Roxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 :boxed: *hides**deletes account on MFC**pretends to be a normal person* That ain't working :roftl: natacha, he can cook tea? and OMG, what's that signature? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Roxy, your calls are just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaisam Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 It was great. You're a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Me: And that's why you never leave your stove on when you're watching TV. Mika: Hello? Me: Where'd that come from?!?! Mika: Check your phone! Me: Oh, whoops! Sorry! I must've butt dialed you! Bad butt! This is why I never carry this thing! Mika: It's ok, you just interrupted me from my doing nothing for once. Me: Well, I'm at work, and my boss just walked in, I'll talk to you later, Mom. Love you, too! *hangs up* Mika: Mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Me: And that's why you never leave your stove on when you're watching TV.Mika: Hello? Me: Where'd that come from?!?! Mika: Check your phone! Me: Oh, whoops! Sorry! I must've butt dialed you! Bad butt! This is why I never carry this thing! Mika: It's ok, you just interrupted me from my doing nothing for once. Me: Well, I'm at work, and my boss just walked in, I'll talk to you later, Mom. Love you, too! *hangs up* Mika: Mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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