Nightbird Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 *Me calling Mika* Driiiiiiing driiiiiiiing driiiiiiing driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mika: *Answering machine ON* Hi. You got the right number. *pause* Wait, you got the right number IF and ONLY if the person you intended to call was Mika Penniman. *pause* Gosh. Why is this little lamp red? Shouldn't it be green...? *paper noises* let's check in the bloody manual *more paper noises* "if the red light is RED, it means the machine is recording your message. In order to stop the recording, press the-" holy sh**!!!! it IS recording!!! *panicking* Gosh where is the damn "stop" button *panicking noises* Crap. Can't find it. Well anyway. This is me. I'm not home for the moment. Please leave a mess- what the HECK!!! Why is the red lamp flashing now?? OMG OMG OMG :eek: it's gonna blow up!!! Ok ok, caaaalm down Mika. *paper noises* "if the red lamp flashes, it means you're getting to the end of the tape" *silence* Right. If-you-want-me-to-call-you-back-just-leave-your-number-I'm-gonna-ca BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP Emilie: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 *1st time calling Mika* Me: Mika? Mika: Yo! What?? Me: I love you! Mika: *paper noises* ... Fan who loves me No. 5484207..... Me: Hey!! What?? Do you have a LIST? Mika: Yes! When MFCers call me all the time, they have fun! Why shouldn´t I?? Me: ........ Mika: Are you still there? Me: It´s not nice It´s first time I call you... Mika: Wait.. really? Me: ..... You think i´m just next CRAZY fan.... Mika: Yes! Me: Maybe I AM.. But now, tell me something - WHY THE HELL YOUR GIG IN PRAGUE WAS CANCELLED??? Mika: Me: Are you kidding? You destroyed my dream! Mika: No, I won´t sing you in your bedroom! Me: I don´t want you to! Mika: You don´t ??? Are you okay? Me: Wait.. I am crazy when I do, but when I don´t, I am not okay? Mika: You are my fan! So what do you want from me? Me: I got present for you! Mika: *paper noises* ...present No. 74896.... Me: HEEEEEEY!!!!! Mika: Sorry, I´m listening.. Me: But I won´t give you if you don´t want it! I worked on it hard! Mika: You made it?? Me: Yes! Mika: What is it? Me: Drawings! Of you! They are twenty! Wait, drawings number....???? Mika: Nooooo, sorry, I love drawings! *paper noise* Me: .......Mika!...... Mika: *no more paper noise* Okay. How will i get them? Me: I will call you when the time will come.... *hangs up* Mika: What?? Nooooo! I want it nooooow!!!! JOOOOOOOHN?????????? FIND THAT GIRL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEMI94 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 These phone calls are genious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Mika: What?? Nooooo! I want it nooooow!!!! JOOOOOOOHN?????????? FIND THAT GIRL!!! You know, I don't have a living room I so do, 2 as well XD So you know, it would HAVE to be in my bedroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 You know, I don't have a living room I so do, 2 as well XD So you know, it would HAVE to be in my bedroom... I LOVE this thread so much to be continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I LOVE this thread so much to be continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 (edited) I'm using this thread as newspaper in the morning.... It's hysterical, girls... Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? Edited July 7, 2010 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'm using this thread as newspaper in the morning.... It's hysterical, girls... Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? You deviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 I'm using this thread as newspaper in the morning.... It's hysterical, girls... Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 @_____@ I can imagine him with a list, miss.roxy I'm using this thread as newspaper in the morning.... It's hysterical, girls... Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? HAHAHAHA good one. *Mika calls me* Mika: Hello Me: MIKAAAAAAA Mika: How do you know it's me? Me: It's written "Mika" Mika: Oh >.< can I change that? Me: Yeah, I guess.. .... Alice: *changing voice* Hello! Me:... I know is still you, Mika Alice: *voice back to normal*Oh, crap. ... Mika: How did you know it was me? Me: Err... *thinks hard* cause I saw you change the name Mika: What?! Where are you? Me: Look trought your window Mika: Okay, I'm looking.. WTF? Is that... an elephant? Oh, yeah, i forgot my neighbor was raising that elephant until it gets too big... What is it doing with the phone?... Holy Johnny it's that you? Me: Yep and you should be scared. Mika: Why? Me: Imagine a fangurled elefant. Mika: *drops the phone and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unrequited_feel Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 These phone calls are genious! YEAH. LIKE TOTALLY. *ouch, my tummy hurts* from excessive laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Alice: *changing voice* Hello! Me:... I know is still you, Mika Alice: *voice back to normal*Oh, crap. ... Mika: How did you know it was me? Me: Err... *thinks hard* cause I saw you change the name :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Me: Imagine a fangurled elefant. Mika: *drops the phone and runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 *calling Mika* Me: Mika? Mika: Who´s this? Me: You don´t know my number?? *hangs up* *call from Mika* Me: So? Mika: I remember!!! The time came?? ... John, it´s HER, I will hold her in, you LOCATE her!.. Me: Yes, time is right now. Get out from your house. Mika: Now? I can´t, I was in shower, I have just towel around me! Me: Ok, stay there, I will come Mika: Euh... Okay, i will be there in two minutes, promise! Don´t leave! *Hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 :r oftl:dont you dare stop!!!!! :lmfa o:!!! Me: Yo! Mika: Hi Me: I've got a serious question. Mika: Serious Me: Never mind. Why is it me always traveling all around the world to have some chicken with you??? Mika: *thinks fast* It's ok if you don't want to come, I'll find someone else Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's not such a bother traveling hours just for some chicken, never mind... I was just wondering Mika: I was testing you girl. Me: You? Testing me??? How on earth can you test a fan? It's always as who test you! Mika: That's the effect of spending so much time with me... It's contagious Me: Mika: Do you want some chicken anyway? Me: *sobs and runs to the airport* Mika: You should buy yourself a private plane, it could be easier for you Me: Hi, Penniman, this is Wonka... Mika: ....My fan N. 666??? OMGZ!!!!! *hangs up* Me: WTF??? I bet you are *tinted glasses* <-- can't use any more smilies xD *1st time calling Mika* Me: Imagine a fangurled elefant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 *calls mika* Mika: crazy fan phone central hello? Me:... Mika:... please, if you have to scream, fangurl, drool, do it now... Me: ITS ME!!! dont you check your caller ID? Mika:... OH!!!!! ROXY!!! im very mad at you!!!!!!! Me: why??? Mika: i now get 100000 calls a day!!! Me: i know you love the attention Mika:... Me: SO, anyways, havent called you in a while!! missed me? Mika: no.. Me: You were shirtless yesterday! Mika:... oh no... they know already.. JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!!! block my twitter account for a few hours!!! im gonna have some crazy questions about my abs and undies!! Me: why do you take your shirt off then??? Mika:.. cause... it was hot? Me:.. Mika: i was sweating?? Me:... Mika: im allergic to any kind of fabric? Me:... Mika: OK OK!!!! cause my abs look good and i want people to see them! Me:.. thats what i thought... oh and one more thing... Mika:... about my curls? Me: no.. Mika: my undies? Me: no.. Mika: MY ABS?? Me: NO!!! stop fanboying over your own abs!!! Mika: Me: Wonka's reading the thread calls! im so proud!! Mika: Wonka.. wait... Da Caption maker? Me: yup! Mika:... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! if you recieve a call from Lisbon, DONT ANSWER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Me: why do you take your shirt off then??? Mika:.. cause... it was hot? Me:.. Mika: i was sweating?? Me:... Mika: im allergic to any kind of fabric? Me:... Mika: OK OK!!!! cause my abs look good and i want people to see them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Mika: MY ABS?? Me: NO!!! stop fanboying over your own abs!!! Mika: How could you say that about him? He could never take his shirt off just for showing his body You know, it was hot, it was too hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Me:... Mika: OK OK!!!! cause my abs look good and i want people to see them! Me:.. thats what i thought... oh and one more thing... Mika:... about my curls? Me: no.. Mika: my undies? Me: no.. Mika: MY ABS?? Me: NO!!! stop fanboying over your own abs!!! Mika: Me: Wonka's reading the thread calls! im so proud!! Mika: Wonka.. wait... Da Caption maker? Me: yup! Mika:... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! if you recieve a call from Lisbon, DONT ANSWER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feiticeiro Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Oh crazy imagination:naughty: Agent 86 (Get Smart): Checking phone lines... (walki talkie to Bond): 86: What's going on here? My shoe doesn't work! Bond: Overline flood 86: Why? Bond: Too much fangurling 86: What?! Who? Bond: Only one destiny... Mika phone 86: What my shoe has to do with it? I have no Mika on my shoe! Bond: Of course not! 86: Solution? Bond: I can try rooaming all calls to the nearest gig... 86: Just do it! ... Nice:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Heey you quoted me It's all right. I feel good and like a stupid little kid right now I feel like that too now. *calls mika* Mika: crazy fan phone central hello? Me:... Mika:... please, if you have to scream, fangurl, drool, do it now... Me: ITS ME!!! dont you check your caller ID? Mika:... OH!!!!! ROXY!!! im very mad at you!!!!!!! Me: why??? Mika: i now get 100000 calls a day!!! Me: i know you love the attention Mika:... Me: SO, anyways, havent called you in a while!! missed me? Mika: no.. Me: You were shirtless yesterday! Mika:... oh no... they know already.. JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!!! block my twitter account for a few hours!!! im gonna have some crazy questions about my abs and undies!! Me: why do you take your shirt off then??? Mika:.. cause... it was hot? Me:.. Mika: i was sweating?? Me:... Mika: im allergic to any kind of fabric? Me:... Mika: OK OK!!!! cause my abs look good and i want people to see them! Me:.. thats what i thought... oh and one more thing... Mika:... about my curls? Me: no.. Mika: my undies? Me: no.. Mika: MY ABS?? Me: NO!!! stop fanboying over your own abs!!! Mika: Me: Wonka's reading the thread calls! im so proud!! Mika: Wonka.. wait... Da Caption maker? Me: yup! Mika:... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!!!!! if you recieve a call from Lisbon, DONT ANSWER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA loved that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Oh crazy imagination:naughty: Agent 86 (get smart): Checking phone lines... (walki talkie to bond): 86: What's going on here? My shoe doesn't work! Bond: Overline flood 86: Why? Bond: Too much fangurling 86: What?! Who? Bond: Only one destiny... Mika phone 86: What my shoe has to do with it? I have no mika on my shoe! Bond: Of course not! 86: Solution? Bond: I can try rooaming all calls to the nearest gig... 86: Just do it! ... Nice:thumb_yello: ahsuhsuashu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika,who do you think will win today? spain? german? mika: oh... are you talking about.... basket?? me: football... mika: oh,i know a lot about football!! it´s that sport where lots of sweaty guys fight amongst themselves just for a ball... isn´t it?? me: you said you liked football:mf_rosetinted: mika: i also said i had a dog:mf_rosetinted: me: true:mf_rosetinted: well,spain or german?? mika: you are my spanish-stalker-fan,aren´t you?? me: yes.... mika: then spain. i´m sure:mf_rosetinted: *hangs up* *mika calls kath* mika: hi german-stalker-fan kath: tell me!! tell me!! i was thinking about you now!! mika: i´m sure... as always... well,i just want to tell you that i´m sure german will win today kath: you have just said to rosa that spain will win... we are friends,mika you know?? we talk via twitter... mika: really?? crap. then forgot that. england will win. kath: england was knocked out weeks ago mika.... mika: greece?? andy will be happy!! kath: ok mika,go to sing,or dance,or jump like a kangaroo... don´t try to be a football expert... mika: *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Gotta love Mika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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