Mikaissocoollike Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 you need to post this in the doctor who thread!!! Hey look. Mika knows bowties are cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I couldn't resist writing this... Looking at a painted sky, The waves are high, But they're just sheets off my bed. Sailing in a boat of junk, My boat is small, Size don't matter, so they said. Now I fight with my sail, As a wind-machine wails, Oh it sure is exciting! When will the sheets from my bed Fold right over my head? You all want me to fall in. But all I need, Is to make you plead, As my light and me prepare to go... Underwater underwater Underwateeeeer Underwateeeeer Underwateeeeer As we sink beneath the waves, My life it saves, It looks like a glowing rock. But its an electric light, In the water, bright, I get an electric shock! But that's edited out As Merefolk swim about, They are wanting to steal it. When they finally do, They all think I am through, Then they learn of electrics! Coz they will be, Shocked to death you see, But I do not die, Coz its just a tank of water, Tank of water, Tank of Waaateeeeeer, Tank of wateeeeer, Tank of water, Tank of water, Just a tank full of water, Hardly deep enough for TOOL, so I swim, coz I oughter. Tank of water, Tank of water, Just a tank full of water. Where's my big fluffy towel, get me outa this water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 I couldn't resist writing this... Looking at a painted sky, The waves are high, But they're just sheets off my bed. Sailing in a boat of junk, My boat is small, Size don't matter, so they said. Now I fight with my sail, As a wind-machine wails, Oh it sure is exciting! When will the sheets from my bed Fold right over my head? You all want me to fall in. But all I need, Is to make you plead, As my light and me prepare to go... Underwater underwater Underwateeeeer Underwateeeeer Underwateeeeer As we sink beneath the waves, My life it saves, It looks like a glowing rock. But its an electric light, In the water, bright, I get an electric shock! But that's edited out As Merefolk swim about, They are wanting to steal it. When they finally do, They all think I am through, Then they learn of electrics! Coz they will be, Shocked to death you see, But I do not die, Coz its just a tank of water, Tank of water, Tank of Waaateeeeeer, Tank of wateeeeer, Tank of water, Tank of water, Just a tank full of water, Hardly deep enough for TOOL, so I swim, coz I oughter. Tank of water, Tank of water, Just a tank full of water. Where's my big fluffy towel, get me outa this water! :lmfao: :clap: :mikacool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Listen to me....aaaahhhhhhhh....ghhrrrr....(voice falters) No don't listen to me, do it as u please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Momma why didn't you wash my brand new blue satin underwear??? I could sack you u know that dontcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm so longing to wear... ...my new blue satin underwear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm so longing to wear... ...my new blue satin underwear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Noooo,drop my laundry bag u filthy mermaids, i gotta take it to momma's to wash it! ] And do not rip my clothes off, i need them to end up the shooting... Ohthe bag the bag i lost the laundry bag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 WOOONKAAAA is this your magazine http://en.mediamass.net/people/mika/nude-pics.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Wonkaaaaa these pastry is rotten... Ya trying to poison me woman??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Other than a sore throat i also have a hitching butt, sorry guys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 But no wonder after portiuguese docs gave me six, i said SIX, antibiotic shots in the butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I'm so longing to wear... ...my new blue satin underwear... Ah Muuuuum! I told you to make me some underwear from the blue satiny stuff, and you've gone an' made me some boxers from the knackered old sail instead! Just for that, I'm not going to let you have the candleabrum you wanted so badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furette Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Oh wonka! You really make me laugh a lot with your thread here! It's just that funny! I want to be that creative, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Mika: Have one Max... Max:Ya nuts? You didn't taste any and now u're sharing??? What if wonka tried to poison me for denying her vid???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 What does that banner say? We need your tool to keep us warm??? WTF??? My tool is this big! Is it enough to keep you all warm??? Audience: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Psy's is that's why we're doing the ganganma styledance and leaving you for him! That's it!!! Had enough already!!! i'm leaving guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 Hmmmm, wonder if she poisoned those fresh products?!? Better not have them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Thanks to Sandra and Paulo who took the the pics.... That'll be enough, Wonka, no more fresh products on stage!!! The choir: Say wot??? We're hungry, we want more!!! I'm so sick and tired of being begged for things today! I'll cough over them for a while they'll get so sick they won't ask for food but for DOCTOR CIRCUS instead!!! Ricardo: What washe saying? Girl: He's gonna cough on us!!! Ricardo: Ok, now i'm off, bye girls! Girl in the glaases:I wanna see him daring to cough on us! I'd smash his blue balls!!! Other girl: Yeah! I'd like to see that too! Please come back i'll do nothing of the kind! Don't leave me here all by myself!!! Wow! He made the choir leave! What now? Edited November 29, 2012 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 The choir left!!! We're doomed!!! Let them go! I don't need them! Me, the great Mika in need of a silly choir??? *Cough attack* I may have to cancel this **** but i ain't crawling for themto be back!! Oh oh, my voice is going off again... God almighty make them come back!!! My voice is gone!!!! Guys i'm so sorry i was vain and selfish please come back on stage! Aren't they coming???? Nope, Boss! They've got too hurt! Ricardo: we're back but we wrote an appologising letter for u to read on stage in front of 3000 people! Mika: Akay, akay u got me, i'll read it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 You really didn't get hurt did ya? R: Nah,we were just teasing ya... Woah! We've got choir again! But you really shouldn't scare me like that!! I've got a mikaflu and that's not good for my health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 Curtis: Duuuude, remember me to give u a roll on for xmas, akay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 Say wot? I didn't have any of the pastry you gave me?? Mika: Ohhhh, wonka and mary are complaining i didn't eat any of the pastry they gave me... Choir: Oooooohhhhh! I tried some but they got stuck right here... DJ: Oooohhh, wonder if there's any left!! Then i felt sick... Hmmmm,wonder if wonka put some laxatives on it... I saw her with a small flask with a small skull pouring something into it, that's why i didn't have it... Joy: I saw nothing and had an whole pack... Curtis: Me too!!! They didn't get here!!!! Choir: we're stuffed!!!! Mika: D'ya think we can ask wonka for some more??? Curtis: Nope, Boss, i guess she's broke by now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 Emperor Ming??? Is that you??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 Mika judging on xfactor tonight: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mina Alisa Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Mika judging on xfactor tonight: It would be cool if he looks like this every time when he talks with fans .... I can't imagine 37 fans trying to talk with him and he looks like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now