Haylie19 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This is something i haven't been thinking about for a while...and now it's all coming back...okay here I go... I have shared a bottle of water with Mr.Hudson (the opening act for mika in denmark) and he doesn't know it.. See i was standing right in front of him when he and the other guys performed...and then he put his bottle in front of me, and when he walked of stage I kinda took the bottle, because it just stood there I did drink the water in it, and I still have the bottle I call it Mr.Hudson:wub2: So please forgive me father:blush-anim-cl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Father, please forgive me cause I almost committed a terrible sin... I almost wanted to kill someone yesterday... Well... not like that that person would die, not that bad, but I really wanted to do something bad to that person... I found out that that person was talking behind my back and from the things that were said I could make that (let's call the person "it" for privacy...) it was calling me a liar... Well.. I guess that you already know me well, Father and I am not a liar... It hurted me really bad and I was really angry... Please forgive me for my bad thoughts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 *walks in slowly on the advice of a fellow sinner* Wow. First time I've been in here to confess anything. Gee... I'm kinda nervous. (gulp). Okay... Father forgive me... I have been having incestous thoughts about my brother Mika. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranberries Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^ yeh you married him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^ yeh you married him!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks around nervously* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ^ yeh you married him!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks around nervously* Hmmm.... what is going on over here??? this is a holy place... think about that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Aaah, Holy Johnny, I have sinned. I have overheard our Lords own confession and he said naughty, naughty things. Now I don't know how to keep my thoughts in a state of innocence (or could it be that it is too late for that anyway?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Originally Posted by nicole Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Tonight. Me and my friend dressed up as total freaks, drunks!! My mum's old winterboots, scarfs, hats and soooooooo long winter coats ...and then we went on the town and walked around and yelled and stuff. But no one saw us, I guess....it's too late ...and then we lied on the car road I have lost my mind and it's all Terry's fault! He made me do it! I so need help! Terry is the devil! I also believe that this Terry bloke is the Devil (well after that Cowell bloke:naughty: ) You are forgiven as you knew not what you did. __________________ Father do you think we need to keep a closer eye on the "holy water" we keep for the sermons, you know the one... it brings us great joy but we loose a little of our inhibitions if taken in too much abundance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This is something i haven't been thinking about for a while...and now it's all coming back...okay here I go... I have shared a bottle of water with Mr.Hudson (the opening act for mika in denmark) and he doesn't know it.. See i was standing right in front of him when he and the other guys performed...and then he put his bottle in front of me, and when he walked of stage I kinda took the bottle, because it just stood there I did drink the water in it, and I still have the bottle I call it Mr.Hudson:wub2: So please forgive me father:blush-anim-cl: The only sin commited here is, that you have not called it "Mr Hudson support act for MIKA":roftl: Anyway think of it as a novel way of recycling:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Father, please forgive me cause I almost committed a terrible sin... I almost wanted to kill someone yesterday... Well... not like that that person would die, not that bad, but I really wanted to do something bad to that person... I found out that that person was talking behind my back and from the things that were said I could make that (let's call the person "it" for privacy...) it was calling me a liar... Well.. I guess that you already know me well, Father and I am not a liar... It hurted me really bad and I was really angry... Please forgive me for my bad thoughts... I know you well enough to know you are NO liar. "It" obviously has some real problems with any type of social activity. "It" needs to realise that these types of accusations may indeed hurt some people. You have nothing to worry about Sister, but maybe "It" needs to come on here and confess "It's" sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 *walks in slowly on the advice of a fellow sinner* Wow. First time I've been in here to confess anything. Gee... I'm kinda nervous. (gulp). Okay... Father forgive me... I have been having incestous thoughts about my brother Mika. Well incestous thoughts are very bad indeed. Are you talking about OUR Lord Mika or do you have a brother of the same name? You have to remember my child, that Big M is not our brother but our saviour from this dull world we call reality. It is only natural (or so it would seem, by the hundreds of other people with the same thoughts:wink2: ) that you have these wild urges. You have to try and control them using lollipop therapy:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Aaah, Holy Johnny, I have sinned. I have overheard our Lords own confession and he said naughty, naughty things. Now I don't know how to keep my thoughts in a state of innocence (or could it be that it is too late for that anyway?) Oh my word!!! "MELON"? No wonder he needs custom made boxers, if he has the biggest glitterballs in europe. Did you mix that together? This should go down in the history books of Mikaism, to show our Lord is not without his own sins:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Father do you think we need to keep a closer eye on the "holy water" we keep for the sermons, you know the one... it brings us great joy but we loose a little of our inhibitions if taken in too much abundance. Lock and key Mother Sparkly, lock and key:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Oh my word!!! "MELON"? No wonder he needs custom made boxers, if he has the biggest glitterballs in europe.Did you mix that together? This should go down in the history books of Mikaism, to show our Lord is not without his own sins Me? Mix together? What exactly do you mean? :shocked: Do you think our Lord was speaking in tongues? Maybe ...under certain circumstances ... I could think of the possibility that my devilish self (Identity #3, to be exact) could have something to do with the existence of that ...piece of ...er...evidence. It wasn't me (current state of identities: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Me? Mix together? What exactly do you mean? Do you think our Lord was speaking in tongues? Maybe ...under certain circumstances ... I could think of the possibility that my devilish self (Identity #3, to be exact) could have something to do with the existence of that ...piece of ...er...evidence. It wasn't me (current state of identities: ) Even so it is pure brilliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Even so it is pure brilliance. Thank you very much, Father for your blessing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Lock and key Mother Sparkly, lock and key:roftl: sure thing Father sure thing nudge nudge :wink2: hows ya father (ha ha did you see what I just did there...hows ya father ?? hic..oops sorry father think I over did the holy water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Aaah, Holy Johnny, I have sinned. I have overheard our Lords own confession and he said naughty, naughty things. Now I don't know how to keep my thoughts in a state of innocence (or could it be that it is too late for that anyway?) OMM that is the funniest thing I have heard for ages, how do you make these things they are AWESOME you gotta send this to him somehow, I think he would ROFL ha ha best one yet. ps what interview is the glitterballs bit from cos I wanna hear it again as I had that in my sig for ages but someone said I had got it wrong boo lol,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 OMM that is the funniest thing I have heard for ages, how do you make these things they are AWESOME you gotta send this to him somehow, I think he would ROFL ha ha best one yet. Don't you think sending this to Him would be a little bit like challenging my fate? I don't want to be by our Lord's hands. Plus, it's all His own words, He should know them already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Don't you think sending this to Him would be a little bit like challenging my fate? I don't want to be by our Lord's hands. Plus, it's all His own words, He should know them already I guess so, it's no different for him I suppose than say..when he gives an interview and it's "edited" out of all context...NOT that this one is of course, I am SURE this was exactly how the interview went word for word. This must be how easy it is for unscrupulous people in the media though eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Don't you think sending this to Him would be a little bit like challenging my fate? I don't want to be by our Lord's hands. Plus, it's all His own words, He should know them already I am sure our lord will love this. It is the funniest thing I have heard in ages. You have got the scriptures exactly. Keep up the good work and may Big M say lots more funny stuff for you to twiddle with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 sure thing Father sure thing nudge nudge :wink2: hows ya father (ha ha did you see what I just did there...hows ya father ?? hic..oops sorry father think I over did the holy water. Lol, Mother Sparkly. I saw what you did there and when I said lock and key I meant,"not drink it":roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMango Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Holy Johnny, I have a confession...but I'm afraid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Holy Johnny, I have a confession...but I'm afraid... Afraid of Holy Johnny?? Yeah.. be afraid, be very afraid... :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMango Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Afraid of Holy Johnny?? Yeah.. be afraid, be very afraid... :roftl: Good to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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