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Mmmmmmmmmmm.....I love, Love long hair on a man.........so the longer the better I say! Vix x

Me too! I'm also a culprit and should be in the firing line..........should there end up being one!! I have to say (again, as I said it earlier in the thread) that this is my favourite thread and that I laughed out loud so much that I didn't want to get to the last page. That's why I was inspired to write a page myself. It is shocking.....and outrageous.....and a tad hardcore..........but.......it is a spoof on everything that is said/written and speculated about regarding Mika and his world. This place is full of people who simply adore Mika and would not have a bad word said about him in the outside world. However, it is exactly for that reason that we can laugh at the diaries because we understand that it is all the opposite of what we think is true. I can say from experience that he is just the loveliest person you could ever meet and I am totally smitten with him (as every other person in my life can testify to!!) he can do no wrong in my eyes and have him on a total pedistal. That said, he's a London raised, confident, savvy, 24 year old Leo man......and I don't think that we should make him and his family/friends out to be these goody two shoes types who never do or say anything bad (or mad for that matter). Having heard his language plenty of times I'm sure that if he didn't like something (like the diaries) he'd simply said.......f**k off! I think the diaries could definitely evolve into something that makes us laugh but doesn't shock those with a more sensitive disposition. I had been thinking the other day (before it all kicked off) that there could be a daily entry........maybe posters could PM them to Ingie who could pick the entry for each day? What do we think? Could we get this really funny thread back on track? Vix x

Come on now kittens! This is my fave thread now and I get all inspired when I'm in here........there's no need for any spats going on! Channel all of ur energies into writing something spectacular and inkeeping with the topic! Vix x

LOLOL!!! :roftl: Vix x

To keep us busy whilst waiting for more on the diary front I "wrote" a little song!!! Feel free to sing along if u know it! I like all the Boys (Well that’s a lie really!!) I like them olive skinned boys I like them white boys I like them asian toy lovin’ boys I like them mixed up boys I like them Spanish speakin’ boys I like them Chinese speakin’ boys I like the French speakin’ boys And I like half Lebanese boys I like them tall boys I like them smilin’ boys I like them brown haired boys I like them curly haired boys I like them “big” boys I like them skinny boys I like them losing a little bit of weight boys I want all the boys, I want all the boys I want all the boys, I want all the boys I want all the boys, I want all the boys I want all the boys, I want all the boys Repeat…. Originally by Calvin Harris….. ….now reworked by vixenbbw Vix x

TY.................I love it too!! Vix x

Patience isn't my strong point tho!! Although, I really need to go and eat.....oh and maybe work on a poem or two!! We should have a poetry corner for displaying our works of genius!! Vix x

I love this idea..............wonder how many people on here take themselves a little bit toooo seriously to make fun of themselves tho??? Anyway..........who cares about them.............PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! Vix x

Whoah!! That's kinda racy talk for the MFC eh?? I'm all for it though!! I'm also all for La petite mort x MMMM:naughty: Vix x

Thank You! I'm so happy with my new avatar...............it came from beyond the grave don't you know!! Vix x

I thought it was to be said as ......a peice of mika.........ie a part of his personna. I have to say when I worked out it was his profile back in January I was v.impressed with myself......then realised that so had everyone else on here!! Yet another reason y he has to be so sneaky and "of topic"!! ie........no more obvious references cos he knows that we "get them" all!

Elvis Presley?? I'm obviously missing something! Vix x

I can't believe how much fun this is..........like Ingvie I want there to be more and more topics to inspire us!! Vix x

Ok, I've been totally inspired by the Masters of the Diary to pen my own! Here goes....... The recording LICM diary Day 1 Whoooo….the big day is finally here. The moment I’ve been waiting for my whole life! I get to record my first album and it’s gonna be terrific! I’m the main man…the big cheese…the Circus Master….everyone’s gonna do what I say. Grace Kelly here I come! Kerchingaaa!!!!!! Day 2 Yesterday did not go as I expected. I told my mother not to interfere……….it doesn’t look good if every time I try to be a big boy and stick up for myself she takes over. The nasty men behind the glass won’t let me do things my way……….it’s not fair! I cried a little bit but don’t think anybody noticed. Day 3 Spent today recording Lollipop……there were kids running around everywhere…..eating all of my fruit salads and cola kubes. Told them to leave my sweets alone but the just pulled tongues at me and ran off. I wish I could have told my mum of them but I’m trying really hard to be a big boy so bit my lip and was brave about it. Day 4 We finished off recording Lollipop today but mum said I was being mean to Fortune and Zuleika so had to let them sing on my record to say sorry. I could feel my cheeks burning while I watched them recording their bit………it’s not fair! It’s my record, not theirs! Day 5 We recorded Love Today but I didn’t like the finished version so asked if we could start over from scratch. The men behind the glass looked very angry and made me feel scared so I said that I was prepared to compromise by leaving it exactly as it was. Their faces looked less red after that. I sulked a bit……..no-one took any notice of me though……it’s sooo not fair! Day 7 Apparently I’ve been a bad boy again (so mum says). This time I have to let Paloma sing on one of my songs to say sorry. She decided on Big Girl so I gave her the evils all the way through the recording……they seem to forget that these are my songs………mine! Not theirs. It’s really unfair. Day 8 Started recording Any Other World today. The orchestra were very great and did what they were told………I like them, they’re nice. Later on Raffa arrived to record her story for the beginning and end of the song. She and mum kept ruffling my hair like I’m a little baby………..it made me soooo mad! I’m a big boy now; it’s so unfair of them to treat me like this. Oh, and you’ll never guess who wormed his way onto another of my songs???? Fortune!! I can’t believe my mum is doing this to me! Day 10 I got to sit at my piano today and boss the gospel choir around whilst recording Happy Ending. They were acting like they knew best about the vocal arrangements……..I put my foot down (quite hard on the piano peddle as it happens – I even gave myself a fright but managed not to cry) and reminded them who’s song it was. I don’t think they liked me after that. See if I care……..see, I don’t care. Sniff. Day 12 We recorded Over My Shoulder today and my old friend from the RCM arrived to sing it with me. When he was singing his bit the place went quiet and a few people had tears in their eyes. I don’t know why……..he’s not as good a singer as me………it’s not fair. I’ve decided I’m not going to be his friend anymore. Day 13 Just finished recording the bonus track. Phew!! I’m tired now. Actually, recording my album hasn’t been as much fun as I thought it would be. I may go home and cry into my pillow tonight. Oh wait, mum's coming with a choc ice……..mmmm………lovely. What was I saying again? Oh yes, on reflection, I think I’ve been a big brave soldier this past week or so and made all those horrid men behind the glass take notice of me and let me do exactly what I want so it’s turned out Ok I suppose. I wonder if people will like it when they hear it though? Hmmmm. Vix x

I've attached a sausage to this letter. :roftl: :roftl: :roftl: I actually laughed out loud at this line rather than quietly like for all the other bits of the diary...........pure gold! Vix x

Go for it! I don't think I've ever visited one thread so much........it's just too funny! Vix x

Oh Yes!!!!!!!!

Could u possibly help me too? I've downloaded the clip and just bought a nokia with bluetooth but never used it so am a complete novice! Vix x

Thanx Caz I hate the fact that my sensible head knows all this yet my "Mika" head still keeps forging ahead!! Vix x

Which forum!????!!!! Vix x

Isn't a bit like wishful thinking tho?? U know.........I'm different to everyone else and he would love to be my friend? I'm not saying I'm any different but you know what it's like when you meet people for the first time......you don't see them as funny or kind or sweet etc.....they are just strangers. I that respect, we are all strangers to Mika. I can't see him picking out anyone from all of his fans on here and going....yeah, ur the one for me........lets be friends! I admit, I've searched for his facebook account and tried to be his friend on his own myspace but I kinda new the outcome. Doesn't stop us trying (or dreaming) eh?? Vix x

Phew!! Vix x

Well it is on again on Sunday but it's only an hour long so may not be on that version. Vix x

Thanx! I just decided to switch the TV off and come back to my PC cos no-one had mentioned it on here and find that I've just missed him!! Vix x