Holy Johnny

If it is I have no idea what it is meant to mean:biggrin2: Only It's kind of funky.

Oh my, what a predicament. Well I suggest maybe a cold shower while reciting our lords prayer over and over until these lustful urges leave your loins. You are quite right it is unacceptable for someone of your position to be thinking such terribly dark thoughts but as it is a Saturday and our lord is on the other side of the world at the moment I think as long as this NEVER happens again I can forgive this awful fall from grace this once. BTW have you noticed that if you use spell check and you have in it it comes up with Buggering:shocked:

It was my child, But nothing compared to what faces me today. I have to cut the weeds of doubt and drag them to the Tip of despair with nothing but the holy gardening gloves and a portable CD player (with LiCM within it) for protection. I will report back later (If I survive) with all the gorey details.

Can be at times. Nice to see another lamb to the fold.

This is fantastic! So we can hear the good lord Mika himself when ever we need.

Oh I am sorry to hear that. I hope we can shed some Light and Rainbows on your day. Please feel free to come to this sanctity whenever you feel down.

Ahh the magic roundabouts, Sister Babs. Yes we have many of those here in Peterborough, they have always puzzled me. Do I go this way or do I go that way? So I end up going straight over (although apparently Mr Policeman didn't like my "antics")

I also think they are going to need the holy aqualung. As for these boots, my goodness, the blisters are already forming. At least it is in the name of our lord:naughty:

I need more passages for the Mikabible. Come on my brethren. As amazing as you like.

You are allowed 4 as long as you never speak to them.

Ahh but is the wild Stoke on trent and the terrible Kettering, we have to tame next:roftl:

It was no fun at all my child. I was in a heathen land with nothing but my wits to help me through:roftl:. The squirrel was immensley scared (you haven't heard my singing:biggrin2: )

Well as long as you didn't follow it up with "Black sheep, have you any wool?" then its not too bad.

Why, thank you. Have a holy lollipop.

Err, well it's also a name for an old English barmaid:biggrin2:

LOL. Very good Sister Blue. Lets hope they don't start didgeridooing.

I suggest cruising while doing this next time. Also point at people and winking when you hear "Everybody's gonna Love today" This kind of subliminal messaging gets the point across well, it also makes you look cool:naughty:

Rubbish, I bet you threw away your pet stick insects when you were younger, thinking they were all dead when really they had only shed their skins:roftl: Oh, that was me:naughty:

You had better get off NOW. Your exams are very important as we need educated people to do missionary work in such remote places as Milton Keynes and Barking. I would ask for some Hail Mikas but instead I say to you REVISE, REVISE, REVISE.

Well done my child. I too have just come back from the deepest darkest depths of Norfolk in my missionary work. I have been to the Bewilder Wood, the Great Broads and a little place called Wroxham's Barns (a wild and dangerous place:naughty: )We played the Holy LiCM at full volume with the windows of our Motion Machine down. My 2 little helpers were also singing at the tops of their voices. We came across such strange creatures as "SHEEP", "COWS" and a "SQUIRREL". What funny looking animals they are. The said squirrel nearly had BG's hand off but I fought the little blighter off with an extra loud rendition of "Love Today". Ha, it was no match for the sweet Melody's that rolled out off my vocal chords.

Oh well. Not to worry. The flocks will return, they always do.

I think it's just a bit slow because Everybody's gonna LOVE today, Love today, love today.

No problems. Anyway I think everyone is being far too good. Not many sins around today.

You already have my child. Hail Mika.

I will always pray for you my child. Over my shoulder is the hymn I shall sing.