Holy Johnny

Excellent work my child. 5 pilgramages in a matter of a month, that is true devotion.

Ok I had better go and see what else has been going on. I was not going to come on so late but as we have upset someone I thought I had better show my face and not hide behind the lollipop tree.

Thank you Sasje. I only use Mark when I am a little upset. But HERES JOHNNY. :roftl:

Sister Babs you just made my day.

Well I'd hope not. Hey, oh no not again. *goes and gets smelling salts for Big Girl AGAIN*

Now before I start, no-one is offended by this thread are they?

I'm sorry that you're offended but I meant no offense by this thread. It was never meant to be blasphemous. We are not poking fun at ANY religion nor are we using religion to glorify Mika. All it is, is satire.A lot of people on this site are religious,and you're the first complaint we have had, I hope most people were able to see the humour in it and weren't offended. Although you yourself have put MIKA's ANGEL #33 in your signature. Mark.

(borrowed from Koni ) Another sign of his divinity

I will be away on a pilgrimage for maybe 2 days, but keep your confessions coming and if none of the Mikary answer you then I will when I get back.

My pleasure. I like to think we are spreading rainbows all over the world:wink2:

We have known and believed that Mika loves us. Mika is love. Those who live in Mika's love live in Mika, and Mika lives in them

If that happens I will hit that bearded doorman with many lollipops.

Sister Blue, you are most welcome.

Matt, welcome to the fold. I am sure to hear from you very soon. (plus its nice to know there are more males out there)

1. You are forgiven my child as I also find this a most perplexing task. 2. Maybe you need more focus, before bed you should pray to our lord. The bar is an essential part of our religion (people need to unwind after a hard days confessing)

I suggest leaving it alone.(anyway Big Girl likes it:naughty: )

WHATEVER it takes, Big Girl and I WILL be there.

Unfortunately most of the Mikabible was destroyed in the great lollipop incident. We only have a couple of passages to work from. This is why we are asking YOU the true faithful to help compile a new one. Now the important bit. Yes that is a terrible sin but redemption is only 30 Hail Mikas away.

Oh my word. Well this is a predicament, I am thinking you may need to sing at the top of your voice tomorrow. We need to make sure the non-believers are aware that we will not be intimidated by their uncultured ways.

Well when you feel like coming out of this denial you are in then we will be here waiting:roftl:

Sister babs it is, my child. Due to your obvious dedication and devotion you have shown to the Big M it is a easy choice.

Babs you are free to wander as you wish:biggrin2: Just make sure you're back for communion:roftl:

Wow, thank you all for your responses. First thing I would like to do is welcome Mother Sparkly and Sister Sasje. Please heed their words of enlightenment if I am not around. As for not being around I may not be for a couple of days. Fear not as I will be back, I just need a couple of days for a pilgrimage to Norfolk:biggrin2:

NOTE FROM ADMINS: We have spoken to Johnny about this thread and this thread is NOT going to be closed. We are going to add a warning to the title for the benefit of anyone who feels they may be offended. Johnny is not trying to offend anyone. It is simply a satire and is a perfectly legitimate form of expression. If you have any complaints or concerns about this thread then PM me. Deano A place to worship the Big M. We should follow our ten commandments... And Mika spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.' TWO: 'You shall make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of me THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD Mika in vain.' FOUR: 'Remember August 18th, to keep it holy.' FIVE: 'Convince your father and your mother to listen to My music' SIX: 'You shall not murder, sing My songs instead' SEVEN: 'You shall keep your Tamagochi alive' EIGHT: 'You shall not steal lyrics' NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor about anything that involves Me' TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's album of LICM, buy your own as researched by Sister Sasje.

I have truly seen the light my child!