Holy Johnny
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Well I warned you. This is getting serious:naughty: . I will have to consult the Big M himself on this one. As for him looking at a particular appendage of yours, I am sure it was done in good faith:roftl: and didn't really know at the time he was doing it. -
Oh dear this is a hard one. Which particular Tori Amos songs are you drawn to? If it is Professional Widow then I am afraid the sin is deep, however I think this may also be punishment enough:roftl:
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Maybe wear a sandwich board advertising LiCM with a stereo strapped to your back so people passing get the addictive melodies in ground into them, subliminally causing them to buy the album.
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Well Sister I think that love for any man other than Mika (or your Hubby) is most defiantly a sin. I think anything less than never thinking of this fluesy of a man may have serious consequences for you in the future. I suggest total immersion in this forum while listening to LiCM over and over on the loudest setting possible, then only then can you cleanse your sinful soul:roftl:
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I can't wait to see it. You are doing a marvelous job converting the non-believers. I my self have not physically been touched by our lord (although I have shook his dads hand:naughty: ) but in my heart I am touched everyday by the great overwhelming love that everyone on here has for MM. I hope that soon I will be able to get Mika in my mobile confessions booth, but we will see.
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I think this would be a wonderful idea, I am afraid I can't be there but I am sure, left in your capable hands this would be marvelous:naughty:
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I see your problem, you have made one vital error. You wrote that at the beginning of the notebook when it would have been far more sensible to have written it at the back:roftl: You need to rip out that page and tape it to your monitor then you can access your notes with no problem, but you are still reminded of it when on the computer.
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Well maybe you need to sell some other stuff, then buy more jewelery in cartoon motion. Either that or you could try mime in your local high street.
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Glad I could help Sister.
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I see what you mean, all those high notes and the grinding of the body. Hmm well it is still our lord so you are forgiven.
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Well as long as you don't post any more pictures of Chelsea players I may forgive you in time.
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His image haunts a lot of people, but not the same way. As for the Gollum, it is the use of the words "My Precious" that did it.
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Well Sister Blue, when I find it hard to sleep I read this... http://www.jracademy.com/~jtucek/science/what.html And I am soon asleep with my head on the keyboard. Hope this helps.
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Mother Sparkly, although pride is indeed a sin your thread is not. We should all be proud of following Mika, and not shy away from the fact blokes like me might get beaten up once in a while for this. It is all in a good cause, plus the black eyes fade with time.
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Pray tell which video you speak of my child?
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See? these terrible thoughts are turning you into the Gollum.
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OMM, what devilry have you brought upon us? Not only John Terry and Frank Lampard but wearing the Devil shirts themselves, (well John is:naughty: ) I can't believe you dare put a picture of any Chelsea player on this Pure and Holy thread. There is not enough Hail Mikas you can say to counter the effect this may have on our loyal followers. I am going to have to think long and hard on this one. Tut Tut Tut.
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I have to agree with you Sister Babs. Totally unforgivable.
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Hmm well I guess I will let you off, although I am not too sure on your use of the word Perv. To me it brings to mind a fat, sad man who trys to get young girls to "come look at my puppies" but as I have read your thread I know this is not the case. Anyway you have lots of lovely sinners on there.
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Now that IS a sin,John Terry?. My goodness have you seen the England football team? and you chose John Terry? Wayne Rooney is the only one that is worse. and he looks like Mr Potato Head:roftl:
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Well I should say well done, but for the sake of this thread can you please do something about it.
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That will be just fine.
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Aha, my little friend. I had noticed that you have not been around for sometime. I was wondering if you had been so good you needed me no more. I am glad that is not the case and am ready to listen to you multitude of sins that has accrued in the time you have been away.
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Your description was far more accurate. And keep that magical little box full of our Lords phsongs and no harm will beseech you.
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What a great story, I think you used your "cunning self" wisely. What you did was no sin, but as for those darn gold pens, well I hope they won't be used again.
