Holy Johnny

Wow, you are hyper. Is it because you are busting with Mika love? Well to answer your great questions. 1. Of course he will be in our hearts forever, he is the light and the rainbow. They may fade but never leave us. 2.Every follower of Mika is sacred, it is just he is rather busy. This is why I had the calling to make sure all his loyal and loving fans are looked after and maybe bring some more to the fold. 3.No I don't think he gets "peed off" with us all, as long as we don't get carried away and do something silly.

Well said Sister Sasje. I am a timid soul, until my wrath is released.

Every part of Mika is beloved by all, from the dry bits of scalp that rain down upon his shoulders, to his extra long toes that make his feet size 29.

Well maybe not hell, but you have some serious catching up to do. What is Geocaching? I don't know this term, although by the sounds of it, I won't be trying it myself:biggrin2: Next time you feel like going off on a whim, may I suggest taking a little extra gadget with you. I think it is called an Em Pee three player. It is a wonderfully magic device that allows you to trap your favorite singers voice in it and you can make them sing whenever you like. I don't know if such magic is available everywhere, but if you can find a wizard he maybe able to conjure one up for you:roftl:

I love the chubby bunny avatar. It is the best one I have seen.

Its here. One word answers are allowed. lol

This is becoming more and more of a problem. I have had countless confessions of this nature. So much so, that when the Temple is built then I think we will have to start a daily sermon thread, just so everyone gets their daily dose of Cartoon Motion:thumb_yello:

First I would like to say, keep your avatar Mother Sparkly. Although you must never look at it. I don't think that the chocolate sauce is a sin as we like to associate our Lord with all types of confectionary, as this is surely what you mean:wink2: Plus I think it may just symbolise the creaminess and sweetness of Big M's voice.

Great work my child you must get bored more often,I like the idea, it has a certain appeal:roftl: Although I agree with Mother Sparkly in the fact that there are better pictures of his Holiness. :thumb_yello:

The lollipop thrown from the stage is like the Holy Grail of Mikaism. You must cherish it always. Although you must devour the rest. And remember suck them no crunching or the magic fades.

I have stolen these pics of houses from some woodelves I converted to Mikaism the other day. They would make wonderful residences for everyone.lol What do you think?

Well I wouldn't ask you to promise anything now would I?

I pray every night to our lord Mika, to answer your wishes:thumb_yello: Although what I have got back is "Not now Johnny I am busy, Look mate I am trying to get round everywhere but I'm not Philius Fog you know" So I will keep trying for you in the hope he will eventually answer your prayers:naughty:

You are forgiven, as I know you're busy trying to convert the heathens at this time. Please though don't neglect the Bar as Big M's followers need such a place to unwind after they are done worshiping our great and mighty lord.

Oh my, Well if you are the girl in blue on the Left of the picture I can already see the seed of obsessive pic posting in you. Your eyes my girl say it all, they are bright red. This can only be cured by endlessly sucking on a lollipop. If you tire of this or think you may be cured and give up the lolly of hope then YOU will succumb to this terrible and irreversible state. Mika bless you child our prayers are with you:roftl:

How is consruction going? I will look in from time to time to check. I think Mikaville is going to be a great place to live and can't wait to meet my congregation. I think we will have to get together once a week (maybe) and all worship our Lord Mika together:biggrin2: I love this Idea of Mikaville, great work.

Well there ARE many similarities between them, although I believe Mika is a better singer:biggrin2: . As for the slug well I only hope it didn't lay lots of eggs in your garden first or you may be plagued with lots of angry baby slugs:roftl:

LOL. Our kids are here to test us, and that they do on a regular basis. Have no fear Cherie, my wife (Big Girl) and I will look after Beckar and sort out the trains to and from London. All you need to worry about is how you are going to cope with her excitment up until the gig, and I am afraid to say it is only going to be worse after it.

Well if it could be on Holy Johnny road then that will be great. lol

YOU my child would never offend me. I am glad to be of some help. And to your friends "TURN THE TV OFF AND PHONE YOUR MATES, SADO:naughty: "

Oh MY, Mika is not to be taken so lightly:roftl: It is the sacred art of total inner piece.

Btw, thanks for naming a road after me. lol

I think that you require a Temple of Mika in this Township of yours. If so then I lend my hand to you.

Oh my, what on earth could an angel such as yourself have done thats so bad?