Holy Johnny

Lol, REAL English tea? as apposed to the tea we get here from India? lol. We use tea bags as well you know.

I am tea total at the moment as I need a break from all those crocktails.

Hello Freds, how are you mate? I hear you are not coming to SH now. Why not?

LOL, I never went anywhere. just not much going on at the moment.

He will be fine, he is just overdoing it lately. I am sure after a couple of weeks off he will be back to his usual bouncy self.

I am not too sure on your mental health:roftl: For a start how is a Salmon going to help? and secondly how does the said salmon talk? Our lord isn't fond of our aquatic buddies so not too sure how he will help to "stroke his nose". Also I am a little perplexed as to WHY you want to stroke his nose. Most people want to grab him in totally different places,but his nose isn't one of them. Please enlighten me further.

I am always about my children. It is just very quiet at the moment but it is sure to pick up soon. I have been listening to you all if not talking. If you need me just call.

Well hi, but this isn't the place for confessions:naughty: Although it is duly noted. (and I won't ask you to look after my pets while I'm on holiday:roftl: )

Try grinding them down and sprinkling them on some cornflakes. I makes a great alternative to sugar:wink2:

I take it you will be coming?

I can't add to Mother Sparklys answer. I do wonder, What did it taste of?

I think 2 bags for this, and 3 whole milkshakes.

I cod not believe what I saw(fish) when I got back to this holy plaice. Enough of the fish remarks. I am back but I also see you kept very good order in my absence. BTW, no I don't know what that smiley is all about. I guess you might be right on the rudeness of it though.

I fully understand where you are coming from here Mother. I am afraid I my self have been quite glum of late. The only thing I might suggest is the same thing I have done. I printed off my favorite pictures of our lord and stuck them to my TV set ( I still don't know how to turn it on, so thats the only pictures I see on it) and play some live tracks that I got from a site called You tube (I think that is what it is called). I also pinched a few cuddly toys from my 2 sons rooms and dressed them up to look like they were in fancy dress and pretended that I was at the said concert. It was all going swimmingly until sponge bob had far too much to drink and I had to look after him in the toilet. Although that was probably a blessing as Tigger and a rather nasty looking teddy took a dislike to each other and started a fight. Well maybe next time I will leave the stuffed toys out.

YOU? BEHAVE? That would be a first:roftl: I don't know, you love another mortal(not our lord) and Hijack my thread to say it. I allow people to say what they like but I don't have to like it.

At last someone with sense. It is not cheating my child. Is it cheating to love god and have a boyfriend? I think not. So keep the love close to your heart and love your boyfriend at all other times:punk:

You to Hunny? or You and Hunny to Freddie? Either way, I am sorry but no can do. I can not and will not condone marriage to some one when you are already married.

Thank you, for bringing some normality to this thread. He was very good, wasn't he:punk:

This is a confession booth not a dating agency. OMM,

I'm jealous of Philip. He might know what everyone is talking about.

Now I haven't heard from Hunny in a while. I hope she is not getting delusions of grandeur. Or yourself for that matter.

Hmmm!! I think that he needs not that kind of love. :roftl:

Philip the Salmon? I do not know of such a fish. Please enlighten me.

As we know Sister Sasje, Our lord would rather eat dog poo than swim with fish, so I am not sure if Salmon would be the best offering.

Thank you very much Mother Sparkly. You have looked after this thread well, I couldn't have done it without you.