Holy Johnny

Well as long as it is chicken and not fish, I think you may be safe.

Well my child, Emo/punk-rock? I am a bit old for this,so please forgive my ignorence. I think of punk as being The Clash, The Sexpistols, The Undertones and even The Boomtown Rats. So I am not too sure on the "Emo" bit. I think you need an injection of pure LiCM. As for tripping the girl then you a forgiven for this as I truly believe you were provoked:biggrin2: I also wish not to hear of your sordid exploits with your boyfriend. Try easing your self into some of Mika (Our Lords) heavier tracks like, Errrrrr, like errrr.....

Well from what I can see you are both PERVS. You need to have a cold shower (Not together:wink2: ) and pray to our Lord for forgivness.

My goodness that is a lot of sweets:shocked: Maybe dancing around like a loony to LiCM would help burn some of that off. As for not knowing about the fish, you really need to read up on your Mikabible.

There is no need to be ashamed or frightened here. You can tell me anything and I will try to help. By the way, I love your avatar.

Lol, Mother Sparkly. I saw what you did there and when I said lock and key I meant,"not drink it":roftl:

I am sure our lord will love this. It is the funniest thing I have heard in ages. You have got the scriptures exactly. Keep up the good work and may Big M say lots more funny stuff for you to twiddle with.

Even so it is pure brilliance.

Lock and key Mother Sparkly, lock and key:roftl:

Oh my word!!! "MELON"? No wonder he needs custom made boxers, if he has the biggest glitterballs in europe. Did you mix that together? This should go down in the history books of Mikaism, to show our Lord is not without his own sins:roftl:

Well incestous thoughts are very bad indeed. Are you talking about OUR Lord Mika or do you have a brother of the same name? You have to remember my child, that Big M is not our brother but our saviour from this dull world we call reality. It is only natural (or so it would seem, by the hundreds of other people with the same thoughts:wink2: ) that you have these wild urges. You have to try and control them using lollipop therapy:biggrin2:

I know you well enough to know you are NO liar. "It" obviously has some real problems with any type of social activity. "It" needs to realise that these types of accusations may indeed hurt some people. You have nothing to worry about Sister, but maybe "It" needs to come on here and confess "It's" sins.

The only sin commited here is, that you have not called it "Mr Hudson support act for MIKA":roftl: Anyway think of it as a novel way of recycling:roftl:

You MUST sleep! You need to keep your health up, so you can be here alert and ready to serve all those Croctails. I like your new sig, by the way.

Oh CRIKES!!! Well I hope it went alright anyway. There seems to be a lot of people not revising at the moment and that is not good. Look you have only a few weeks left then you can come on here 24/7 if you wish. Please knuckle down as it is your future that depends on it.

Well it is more fun but if I can help by trying to explain it for you in a way that you might understand then please let me know. If not then I will pray for you my child. On the other hand you could study as hard as you can and then reward yourself by watching 4 hours of total Mika videos.

I also believe that this Terry bloke is the Devil (well after that Cowell bloke:naughty: ) You are forgiven as you knew not what you did.

Oh dear, I am sorry to here this. Although if it is any comfort to you then I know a lot of people who did a lot worse and now run very successful businesses. I will be here always if you ever need to talk. I am afraid that I can't get you your stuff back, but if you have an Emm Pee three player (I believe that is what the magical boxes are called) then try and hide it from your mum. Also I believe the libraries have free internet so you can still come on and say "Hi" from time to time.

That is why we are here Sister. I am sorry I have not been able to talk in person, I am very busy at the moment.

Nico, you and many others. I'm sure our Lord had a good reason for making this that way. He might not have realised the effect it would have on some of you, although it is my belief that any love concentrated on our Lord has to be a good thing, impure or not.

Now Cassiopee, please don't assume you know what I will say:biggrin2: . I know that the almighty Mika is everyones true love but this also doesn't mean that you can't have a little fun now does it:wink2: Although my true calling is Mika, I am bound by the Mika rituals to give advice on ALL matters, whether they are related to our lord or not.

Well it is natural to be curious about these things at your age. I can only hope you will not be dissapointed by the experience. Do you know if the boy in question has similar feelings for you? It would be good to find this out before you lunge at him:roftl:

I think something is playing on your mind. You have confessions, I know you do:roftl:

Hmm still not sure on the perv (maybe means something different here) But I give your thread my full backing. It is great and very funny.

You need to wipe this guy from your mind, forget him totally. This WILL come to no good. I will pray for you Sister. May our LORD look favorably upon you, my child.