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Holy Johnny

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  1. My goodness this is just like one of our tabloid papers. Our lord speaks and it get twisted into something else:roftl: To quote our Lord "What nonsense". Altough it is rather funny. Keep up the good work.
  2. Well may I suggest busking? If you sing our lords songs on the corner of the street then the money will come. Have faith my child. If not then start saving for November and you can come see him here.
  3. OMM!!! Really? Celine Dion? I am lost for words. Well as long as you don't go around wearing real fur like Miss Dion then I can't do much about it. But I will pray for you. I will pray for you lots:roftl:
  4. I am very sorry for my lack of presance for the last couple of days. Unfortunatly I have had other more pressing engagements to atend to but saying that, it is no exuse. Maybe this is my sin. I have a very demanding job and an even more demanding life-style. I will try harder to be more attentive to my dutys in future. HJ.
  5. Well Damango, you really have proven what I have thought all along. They say everyone has a double somewhere but to have 2 such people that are both extremely talented (and so attractive to the ladies) really is a miracle. I love both these artists (not in the same way as yourself though:roftl: ), and I am sure that Mika will go on to be as big (not literally) as Prince. Lots of people say he is a 1 album wonder but they said it about Prince to, and look how many he has had. I love this thread and hope to see more of your wonderful comparisons. Yours HJ.
  6. OMM! Well I don't know what we can do about this then I think firstly you must say your Hail Mikas to Grace Kelly instead and I don't think that 37 will suffice this time. You must say 300, and don't try to speed them up, you will repeat the tune of GK as many times as it takes to say them. Secondly, I suggest you get yourself on Youtube as soon as possible to rectify this situation. You must learn Ring Ring by heart and soon my child, soon :naughty:
  7. Mmmm, I shall have a word! I guess it is good to listen to other music from time to time, if only so that when you do listen to our lords sacred psongs you fully appreciate his superiority. What you must remember to do though my child is to play at least one track from LiCM after every other song you listen to, which it appears you have not done For this sin, I ask you to say 37 Hail Mikas to the tune of Ring Ring.
  8. Well as it was the under 21's, you are forgiven:roftl: As I have said before I have great respect for the Dutch team. You are a great nation of footballers and not to be underestimated. Although it was on penalty's. lol:roftl:
  9. Ah, 1Kiwiabroad, nice to see you my child. We have spoken on other threads but it is nice to see you here.
  10. Sister, sister. Never fear my love, we are not losing anybody, she just needs to experience our lord live that is all. It comes to us all in the end. Trust me sister, our child will come around to our thinking.
  11. Zahara, may I say I was once in the same mind-set you are now. I was not bothered about hearing our lord sing his Psongs live, I liked what I heard and did not think about seeing him. But OOOOOHHHHHHH Lordy was I wrong. If you like him now, you will LOVE him after you have experienced the first moments you realize that it is Relax first. Oh the goosebumps it created, the tingle down my spine. Then when Love today started I was already in full jumpy swing, but then it got better that moment when he jumped onto the bass drum and turned to face us (I am not gay, but my heart exploded) The banging on the dustbin got louder and louder, then BOOM. The entire crowd as one started "Whoop, Whoop". My god I was in heaven. I had seen it all on youtube but nothing and I MEAN nothing can prepare you for the whole seeing our god Live. Go, just go. You won't be disappointed.
  12. Wow, sorry but just noticed that we are page 100. Keep up the good work my children. :thumb_yello:
  13. I am glad you enjoy it. This is exactly what this thread/booth is for. Everyone can say what they like when they like. Peace be with you my child.
  14. Thank you Mother Sparkly, it is good to know that when I am not here the Booth is in good hands.
  15. Sure will. I need to be a tarty Vicar though. Thats not so easy (especially because I am old and fat:roftl: )
  16. It is going to be great, I can't wait for it. I am off to look for my costume in a mo. I like your ladybird Idea.
  17. You could always call him Holy Johnny:biggrin2: Anyway Mika Prince DaMango has a certain ring to it. The lord works in mysterious ways and I am sure that the message will get through (even though I am 1 teir up and several hundred feet away:roftl: )
  18. But Mother Sparkly you were still worshiping him in your own way:roftl: I too have been very busy and not been able to dedicate as much time to the booth as I would like but I have been preaching to all the non-believers that happlessly wander into the establishment in which I must frequent in order to earn some money. LiCM was played non-stop for 6 hours solid. I am sure several people were humming the tunes as they left. I will try to be a better Father from now on and will try my hardest to come on at least for 5 mins a day.
  19. I think of it like this... Responsiblity is a thing that comes with age, you are young and should be carefree. You also have the responsiblity to our lord to see him whenever you can:naughty: You are not a bad person and I think that offshore blue chip investments are too high to buy at the moment any way (give it another 6 months, then the time might be right) So I would put it to you, go get your freak on my child and be reckless. This may be the last chance you get:thumb_yello:
  20. You and me both my child. I have a long day ahead tomorrow, but instead of getting some shut-eye I am on here answering confessions. (I do love it so) If I was a stronger willed man, then I would ask to have this site shut down but fortunately for everyone else,I am weak, very weak. So on we go into the night chatting on this lovely addictive forum.
  21. Well you may have to let go as lots of others out there also want to embrace our lord:roftl: It is good that you have taken to Mikaism so easily and please tell your friends to come along as well.
  22. Well, Meat in a Mika-Jonathan sandwich eh? I am sure that you are not the first and surely won't be the last. This is a totally forgivable sin as it is only natural to love not only your boyfriend but our great lord Mika too. I think that a lot of people on here are most jealous of you for finding someone that resembles the Big M. Keep him close to you and I will pray for your happiness:roftl: By the way, He is the funkiest of little cowboys. I will be seeing him in a couple of months and will pass on your comments for you.
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