Scut Monkey

We don't need him badly. We merely expect that when we buy non-refundable festival tickets to see him that he doesn't cancel with a bullsh!t "recording commitments" excuse only to appear in China a few days after the festival dates and that when he promises on radio to do a tour of the region that he actually does one. Mika touring Australia any time soon is precisely that: fiction.

I should follow your friend's advice too and avoid spending too much time on here. I didn't know you could get Smirnoff in Green Apple, I don't think I've seen it before (or if I have I must've forgotten). I'll keep an eye out for it.

Mmmm, I agree. The Asian society at my campus regularly holds 'em. This is the MFC, honey.

It's interesting how this little trip to Beijing has started debates on everything from protesting against China's human rights policy to haircuts, male make-up, and how to define/classify Mika's style. I would complain more about his canceling his Aussie festival dates only to take a trip to Beijing days later if I were less apathetic to it all. I've come to accept that he and his management are unreliable inconsistent bullsh!t artists.

I agree. Well-defined blush outlines should stay in the 80's regardless of gender. It's a sarcastic equivalent of ":mf_rosetinted:".

As long as he does a tour I couldn't care less if he recorded his album here or jumped off Uluru.

Shameless plugging of an agenda. Mika, get your arse down to Australia.

MFC script? As in a story? I haven't written in years (but it's no loss, my "angsty misunderstood youth" phase wasn't pretty ). Group violence.

Ridiculous they indeed are.

Frankly I don't think he'd give a damn. He does what his job requires of him not respond to trivial fan whims.

Touche. He made a mess of his first year touring and this summer is already looking like it's set to be the same. Dunno.

In general I don't understand the fuss about men wearing make up. Most especially in photoshoots, videos and photographed public appearances where they would want to look their best just as much as women do. Plus the glitter in "Velvet Goldmine". Which reminds me of Patrick Wolf who also looks good in make up: B/W promo: Courtesy of Jodi Marr's website:

He didn't perform there, it was a false alarm. But if he had performed it would have been hilarious knowing Star Academy's OTT stage theatrics.

Hello, he's performed at So You Think You Can Dance which is a reality talent show too.

I've only hit two people in my life: a girl in third grade who punched me first and gave me a blood nose because I was taking too long at the drinking tap so I hit back and another person whom you can guess whom I intended to only pretend to kick in the balls but actually ended up doing so. If I were in that Beijing interview room the total would 6. I knew I shouldn't have slept so early last night.

Is it wrong that I feel like slapping the smug smiling faces of each of the four Mika's in OkD's signature?

Zomg, Broady, wog town. I used to go to school in that general area so I'm well-acquainted with their shopping centre and "Destination: Broady Station, uleh". Being a sarcastic bitch hardly qualifies a person as a lyrical genius. If I were stuck at the train station with Mika in a duststorm I'd have a jolly good time. Can you imagine the endless possibilities of pretending not to like him and insult and whine?

But if it has an internet connection then it's just as bad as if I stayed at home.

How cruel of you to taunt me so. Luckily I'm going to a Lebanese restaurant on Wednesday and any cravings will be satiated.

Mika not canceling and finally fulfilling his promise to tour Australia any time soon is far more unlikely than British Airways using a crap Mikafanclub dot com jingle on their flights.

I like it, it's very catchy. He should get paid 45 pounds.

Don't forget the "clap clap" he did in the middle (a la Patrick "Mika is a twat" Wolf).

"Rehab (Choo Choo Remix)" I tried to catch a train but the duststorm said no, no, no Yes I've been late but I gotta get home eventually you know, know know I ain’t got the time Waiting for a broken trail line The duststorm tried to make me stranded but I will go, go, go I’d rather be at home But I ain’t got no car 'Cause there’s nothing, nothing you can do To make me sit my driver's license test I didn’t go to class Because my lecturers suck boring ass I tried to catch a train but the duststorm said no, no, no Yes I've been late but I gotta get home eventually you know, know know I ain’t got the time Waiting for a broken trail line The duststorm tried to make me stranded but I will go, go, go The ex said why you calling me? I said I ain't got no car I’m gonna, gonna be stuck here all night So I always keep your phone number near He said I just think you’re impatient Yes but baby you're gonna give me a lift or I'm gonna kick your junk I tried to catch a train but the duststorm said no, no, no Yes I've been late but I gotta get home eventually you know, know know I ain’t got the time Waiting for a broken trail line The duststorm tried to make me stranded but I will go, go, go I don’t ever want to travel on a train again I just, ooh I just need a lift I’m not gonna spend ten weeks waiting for Connex to do repairs And have everyone think I’ve gone mad And it’s not just my pride It’s just till these train lines are back on line I tried to catch a train but the duststorm said no, no, no Yes I've been late but I gotta get home eventually you know, know know I ain’t got the time Waiting for a broken trail line The duststorm tried to make me stranded but I will go, go, go

Star Academy... oh goodness. They have ridiculously over-done stage theatrics, I can't wait to see what they'll use for Mika (if he appears at all).

If he owns the domain now he's obliged to pimp it. How telepathic. I was also thinking that he reminded me of an animal but I couldn't figure out which one. I was thinking flamingos for some reason. Maybe it's the orange polo and the peach blush.