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:roftl: *applaudes* Seems like this should be a whole new thread! haha.

what about a goat.... oh my did i just say that

and a guaranteed number one single if he crashes into something.... can he drive yet?

Betcha the Southern United States has a big old chunk of it. You can always tell what's popular when it comes to what politicians can get away with. If they said it then it's a massive consensus. "God Bless America" I can't believe Harper got away with as much as he did with his "Traditional family values" thingy... (Harper = Canadian Prime Minister)

Hello Hun, you seem to have a great taste in music! COme on in, pull up a chair...I have a bad youtube obsession as well. I have my MIKA playlist all set up and everything....that list just keeps getting longer by the day!

Ellen falls into the same idea behind the gay male having to humour the straight collective. She went from being taken of the air to having a huge hit show. However, she's somewhat marketable..not all that masculine...or at least she has the small frame and blonde hair to help her a bit. Can anyone say L Word...now I love my soft core p0*n dont get me wrong but let's get some short haired, flannel wearing lesbians in that show and see the ratings soar hey? Sounds good....doubtful he'll believe it but maybe he'll do it to help his friend out hey? Dear Perez, we believe Mika is in need of a scandal for the promotion of his North American Tour....attached are some photoshop images of:.....hmmm what kinda scandal would he need to get some major play?

This is a fantastic thread...so many different environments. I'm gonna get some of my little little town soon enough....I'll get the hang of that photobucket place soon enough. Keep em coming! City pictures always fascinate me. I always look like such a tourist when I go to any place that has more than 20,000 people. (I'm originally from a place of 300)

America craves scandal....Mika just isn't interesting enough for them.. They want sex...not creative quips about hookers on street corners or keeping lollipops outta your mouth. That's too difficult for them to envision. They don't want creativity, they want booty shaking bull****. The just want breasts (or something they can shake their tatties to in the clubs), loud bass and controversy in the media (i.e. baby shaking, wreckless driving or gun toting). Mika just can't live up to that. Maybe he should go blonde, get implants and get pregnant! Even Perez loving him and promoting him can't seem to get these people to follow suit and he's one of the biggest addictions for the American public. If he's nice, they don't like it. Silly people. (NOT ALL OF YOU OF COURSE).

where is this contest based from?

oooh i havent listened to the cure for a while...so good hawksley workman: clever not beautiful http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fgXgN_vQQjc&feature=related heres a live radio interview...oooh soooooo good! if you love vocal ballet!

LOSES HER SH** LAUGHING!!!! p.s. this is funny and fun

*scratches head* How did you know whats in his passport?

OH MY! you're..insane! My best is boondock saints...or at least in the top 3. and the worst...oh there are too many. the last BAD movie i just saw though was....wait i cant remember...too many good movies in my life at the moment

This is great...doesn't someone kinda have him looking like a south park character as well? Or am I crazy....I think I may just be crazy. Anyway, right on Zax

silly animals. there is nothing worse than an animal after eating string....huh? no more detail needs to be given haha. I finally got my digital camera working again so here's a warning that i might be showing you guys what a cat with a mostly amputated tail looks like...poor guy haha. Don't worry it's not gross...just a little sad.

oh im classy like that.....love the subtleties

what did you guys make for vday..heehee saying that way makes me think of....something that rhymes with china. ok ashton go to bed its too late for you to be talking to other people

my cat has the same problem! its very distressing....whenever i hear rustling i have to run and find my cat...haha...animals are silly...i wonder if it takes good...or maybe its a texture thing.

you just made the impossible happen. i think i actually like physics now.

you saw me standing aloooooooooooooooooone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own

oh thats so cheating haha...you didnt even you hyphens:das:

Night night!

oh its gonna be worth it!!!!!! he came a couple of times but i always had prior commitments. i like that i finally get to meet him after my crazed fan stage haha cuz now if i get to see him i wont go buh buh bhu ugg ashton like you

that was more then one word! haha....ok this is slightly off topic but IM GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!! doom doom doom, doom doom doom

:roftl: hilarious! or just see if you can make him do it again! that'll be a lot more satisfying.