Okay, so my friend and I were at work today and we got really bored. We got talking about Mika, chicken, his WAG video lasers, and our dark closet at work. So we sent out this text to my friend that read: If you want chicken tonight come to modell's [my place of work] because we have lasers in our dark closet
And she sends a text back translating it into this: if you want some tonight come to modell's because we have mika and his lasertastic pants in our dark sexy closet.
Let's just say that is probably one of the greatest text message I've ever recieved