what are these quotes from??
"Yeh the anti X-Factor musician, that’s what I want to be!"
"I hate water. I'll go to the beach and pretend but I won't go in. What's underneath you is really deep. It freaks me out. I probably would eat dog poo or eat dinner with Prince Harry for £1million but I wouldn't swim with fish."
"I'm not exactly a morning person"
"So what's up with the champagne?"
"They did really? Well I'm compared to them extremely boring," - About Westlife burping and farting on the same talkshow
"Like Borat? Easy!"
"Yeah, I wear the same coat so then it doesn't appear in trashy magazines again...there's a fly!"
"Love me or Hate me but don't ignore me!"
"I don't have any particulair bad habits, well as far as I'm concerned anyway. I don't smell particulairly bad, *Giggles* This looks like a speed date!"
"Buying coffee and getting recognized most certainly doesn't make my world spin."
"They’re nicer than most jewellery, aren’t they?" - About his watches
"People who do want to support me do support me and the people who don’t, they make a **** load of noise too."
"I didn’t get to where I got in the charts through getting attention in the tabloids."
"How can somebody saying I may be gay be a bad thing? I don’t care about that."
Mika: "I told them to f*ck off..ooh sorry!"
Interviewer: "No you're allowed, it's Holland"
Mika: "It's Holland, God that was what Jensen said when I did his show. He said it's Holland you can say f*ck!"
Interviewer: "You can say f*ck as long as you don't do it on radio you can say it or whatever"
Mika: "Alright, Easy tiger!"
"Everyone can do it, it's just a question of being mad enough!"
"I kinda flirt with everything and everyone, no matter if it's a tree or a coffee cup. I can't resist."
"Never trust a man in red trousers"
"I'm into the idea od renting a dog for a couple of days, how about that? Rentadog.com! I'd like a labradoodle please!"
"I'm absolutely rubbish at putting up a tent. I'm also the worst person to set up camp with 'cos I always want to be quiet and everyone stays up making noise at four o'clock in the morning. Who would have thought that would ever happen at a festival? They should have silent policies like at Bestival, they have quiet zones and you get thrown out for making too much noise, it's brilliant."
"I managed to skip pretty much every rugby game at my school and by the time I actually got to one they decided to give me the initiation which involved me lying on the floor in the mud with everyone putting one foot on my back and I had to stay for 15 minutes. I couldn't breathe, I had it going up my nose."
"I was convinced I was being followed by a shark but it was actually a piece of rubber-like tyre that was floating [laughs] It was about three years ago. I started screaming, running out of the water: 'Shark! There's a shark!' Then I realised it was a tyre."
"I hate fish, I get freaked out by it all, even though a shark is not a fish it's a mammal. Oh no, I've just been told that's wrong. A whale is a mammal, a dolphin is a mammal and a shark is a fish and that's why I hate them!"
~putting sex and dirtiness into music is good!~
~I kinda flirt with everything and everyone, no matter if it's a tree or a coffe cup. I can't resist!~
~I was always told I was ugly. I still think I am ugly. I know I've got an odd face and you can't tell me otherwise. Ideas get stuck in your head and nothing changes them. Not even fame.~