Me call....
M: hello..
Me: is it you, M?
M: yes, it's me.
Me: but your voice is bit different.
M: oh yes, I've got flu
Me: it's more boyish
M: huh? Of course, it's because I'm a man
Me: who are you.
M: I'm Mika
Me: sorry, I thought I called Mary* . Bye
*hangs up
Mika: no one calls me because Mary* . Where's all of my fans???