Me: *calls up Mika innocently*
Mika: Hello?
Me: *hisses in a whisper* Liar.
Mika: Bryce? What are you talking about?
Me: *in my normal voice* You said you're "the bee". If you were really the bee, you'd have answerd with "buzz" instead.
Mika: You aren't going to torture me about this like you did with the kilt, are you?
Me: Wait. One question... Would your species be a boose or a mee? And would you look like a miniature moose with a stinger and wings, or a really large bee with antlers????
Mika: ... I really don't know. And that was two.
Me: Well either way... you better live up to your creature names. Moose are weird, you've got the weird covered... But bees are dangerous. You're cute and cuddly. Sometimes a bitch, sure, but mostly cute and cuddly, like a panda.
Mika: I can be dangerous!
Me: Sure, sure... I'll be here when you lie. Picking them all up. Memorizing them... spreading the truth... I'm watching you Penniman. *hangs up*
Mika: ... MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE A STALKEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!! *runs off, locking doors and closing blinds and turning off lights*