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(The Sheep-Pig.)

My pleasure

Wow. *_*

You can't see me there because I am a ninja

I don't have Skype on this computer. Sorry

You can pretend I'm there.

Good that you're good

I'm also quite bored. And I should be studying, as usual.

Hiya Annu

How are you doing?

Been worse Done nothing all day.

You?

Hey Emma

Bumfluff where be you?

*harrasses Eloise*

Definitely, you'd stand out. I always wonder whether to be amusing or serious on my personal statement though.

Steal away

I do, I do. But I'm over half way through!

Ummm.... pardon?

No, I speak Swedish, obviously

...

Yes, google translate.

And now, jag kommer att hjälpa till med dina läxor. :mf_rosetinted:

Your secret is safe with me

I accepted you

It is sooo sunny I might melt

I am supposed to be studying... Shhh don't tell anyone. How are you?

*checks Skype*

YO

Like we aren't professional social outcasts anyway. In a good way of course.

I haven't actually posted it yet, I made it on the weekend but have to find your address again

Ah well, at least... umm... nobody could spoil your birthday by being a twat? Here are some suggestive GIFs to make up for it.

David:

Mika:

I have four more exams this week, then two weeks off, to prepare for Lovebox

Then three more.

It feels like longer than 6 days.

You don't have to go, but I feel obliged Don't want to be the one who stays at home being miserable. But my school year aren't my favourite people in the world. And my friends are all slowly getting dates.

TOO LATE. I'm not wasting my time and pritt stick for nothing.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUU.

How was your day?

WOW I didn't reply to this, whoooops.

I'm not excited about prom, no

So... Late birthday cards are good, right?

Good! I hope it doesn't either. Hit it with a broom.

No, you would never do that.

Well it's not really clear. It kind of ended 2 weeks ago, cos we only have to come in for exams, but once exams are over at the end of June, we don't have to come back at all. (Except for prom. Ew.)

I'm going to attempt to study for an exam tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Aw, you feeling better now? Had your rest? Had your (legal) pills?

I'm not in school, but that's cos of study leave. I should really be studying.

*changes subject*

How are you, Eli?

Yes.. Um... Yes I was. I guess the timezones mean I just can't find the time to tell you.

Yeah, I took that photo.

Oh no way! Does that mean ticketmaster doesn't do refunds? Thank you very very much even so