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If I was slightly drunk and

 

- he was slightly drunk:*Can't even get drunk. Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? It's inhuman!*.

 

- he was drunk: {friends of mine} "Come on, help a redhead out, man. Here's to the happy couple! She needs a drink, man. Bring her upstairs for some specials."

 

- he was wasted: ".. because I have asked you; because your sense of duty to our people should override any personal ambition; and because I have poisoned your drink."

 

 

If I was drunk and

 

- he was slightly drunk:"I'm going to go get a drink refill.*hic* You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want... and it's free?I"

- he was drunk: <giggle insanely>"People drink because it makes 'em feel good...mwhahaehehihihiuuu

 

- he was wasted: <blabbing like Borat>..Yagshemash. In U.S. and A., very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses' urine..

 

 

If I was wasted and

 

- he was slightly drunk :doh! I'm drunk? Coool..!!!

 

- he was drunk: [while hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! [runs around] Nothing's quenchier! [while doing 'the chinken dance'] It's the quenchiest!

 

- he was wasted: Ooh, video games! We could play video games!

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hmmmm i would probably ask him..........

 

1. when are you coming to australia

2. have you ever worn speedo's/budgie smuglers?

3. if you do come, would you consider prancing up and down the beach in a pear of bright orange budgie smuglers?:naughty:

4. do you have any idea what the hell im talking about?

5. (as sombody already mentioned) how on earth do u fit ur package into those jeans?

6. when u put ur pants back on, would u like some help?:roftl:

just being polite

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hmmmm i would probably ask him..........

 

1. when are you coming to australia

2. have you ever worn speedo's/budgie smuglers?

3. if you do come, would you consider prancing up and down the beach in a pear of bright orange budgie smuglers?:naughty:

4. do you have any idea what the hell im talking about?

5. (as sombody already mentioned) how on earth do u fit ur package into those jeans?

6. when u put ur pants back on, would u like some help?:roftl:

just being polite

 

mika in a budgie smugler :shocked:

 

why dont we start a petion to get mikas arse to aussie land

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hmmmm i would probably ask him..........

 

1. when are you coming to australia

2. have you ever worn speedo's/budgie smuglers?

3. if you do come, would you consider prancing up and down the beach in a pear of bright orange budgie smuglers?

4. do you have any idea what the hell im talking about?

5. (as sombody already mentioned) how on earth do u fit ur package into those jeans?

6. when u put ur pants back on, would u like some help?:roftl:

just being polite

:punk:ASK ASK ASK!!!:mf_lustslow: I'll think about the getting you drunk part:cool:

 

and then take the man home, obviously:naughty:

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