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Right, I got these from a different forum so I didn't make them up (yeah, as if I'm that smart:naughty: ).

 

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

*When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

* Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

* Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

* Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

* Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

* Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

* Ask, "Did you feel that?"

* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

* When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

* Swat at flies that don't exist.

* Tell people that you can see their aura.

* Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?"

* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

 

 

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

 

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

 

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

 

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

 

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and

say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

 

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head

 

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper

huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

 

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

 

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

 

9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open

 

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THREE-POINTS DARES

 

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

 

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask,"Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

 

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

 

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle

(there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

 

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

 

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FIVE POINT DARES

 

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to

conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you

actually launch into it yourself).

 

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

 

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

 

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

 

5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent - As in

"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

 

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

 

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and

mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

 

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,"As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

 

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

 

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

 

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

 

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,say, "I can't talk

about it".

 

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch

for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

 

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc) during a very

important conference call.

 

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

 

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants

and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

 

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

 

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

 

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,

move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

 

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And if that wasn't enough for you here is some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere...

 

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a

hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go."

 

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 

4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

 

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".

 

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy.

 

8) Don't use any punctuation

 

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

 

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

 

12) Sing along at the opera.

 

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

 

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party

because you're not in the mood.

 

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

 

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

 

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,

"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

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1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

 

2. Moo when they say your name...

 

3. Run into walls...

 

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

 

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face

and say, good morning sunshine...

 

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

 

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

 

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

 

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

 

10. Do what they actually tell you...

 

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

 

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

 

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

 

14. Try to swim in the floor...

 

15. Tap on their door all night...

 

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

 

17.Say everything backwards...

 

18.Give yourself a swirly...

 

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

 

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

 

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

 

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

 

23.Run in circles...

 

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

 

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

 

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

 

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

 

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

 

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

 

30.Talk to a pen...

 

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

 

32.Try and climb the wall...

 

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

 

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

 

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

 

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

 

37.Eat your hair...

 

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

 

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

 

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

 

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

 

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

 

Run into someone’s room, out of breath. “Did an old, bald, ugly and naked

man with an umbrella cackling evilly run through here?!” demand this

with a tone of upmost urgency. When a reply is given, run off swearing

and cursing loudly.

 

Scream “Luke I am your father!” or “The monkey did it!” during an

important part of the movie. Proceed to fall off your seat rolling down

the aisle laughing hysterically. Stop, and sit in your chair again, calm as

ever. If possible, repeat

 

Throw a pencil/pen/eraser/other small object at someone. Point to an

innocent classmate.

 

Continually ask stupid questions. Ex: “How does ink come out of pens?”

or “Why did the chicken cross the road

 

When a teacher is doing attendance, and they say your name, break

down in fake tears and yell “What do you want from me?!?!” This is

especially encouraged with substitutes

 

Get a group of about ten people, then make pins and signs with a fellow

student’s name on them. Follow that kid around and cheer whenever she

/he does something, and keep on chanting their name. This also works

with teachers.

 

Make a sign that says ‘Out of Order’. Hand it to a person that enters. Say:

“This was on the door.” Do this after the elevator doors have closed at

the elevator is moving. Especially good when there is a group, or only

one other passenger.

 

“Did you hear that cable snap?” Watch the show. If stared at, grin.

 

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got

enough air in there?”

 

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up. Scream:

“That’s mine!!” and snatch it away

 

Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When

they try to look, hide the pad.

 

Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least

another two minutes.

 

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of

THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator. Works best with only

one other passenger

 

Hide in clothes racks. When someone comes by, shout or whisper

“Pick me, pick me!” Have a friend or two join you, and have an argument.

Ex: “Shut up blue shirt!” “No you shut up blue jeans!” “Oh my god would

you two be quiet?!”

 

 

Walk up to a Wal-Mart employee and yell “We have a code three in aisle

15!” Enjoy the show.

 

When an announcement comes on, curl up in a ball and yell “THE VOICES

ARE BACK!” This is always good fun with family members

 

Take random and/or expensive items and place them in people’s carts

when they aren’t looking.

 

Wear all black and dodge around while humming ‘Mission Impossible’ or

your own theme song

 

Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim,

"Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"

 

Glue quarters to the floor of the mall or a sidewalk and see how many

people try to pick them up

 

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair

dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

Every time someone asks you to do something, or says something to

you, demand angrilly "Is that a threat?"

 

Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with prophesy."

 

Narrate people’s actions.

Ex: “And she scribbled furiously. Now she’s glaring at me. She hit me on

the head, and my first thought was ‘Ow’ and now she’s severely p*ssed

off...”

 

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?",

"What?", "Never mind, it's gone now

 

Open your door, and create a barricade (pillows, sandbags, the usual).

Obtain an army helmet (or a cooking pot) and warn anyone near you

that your ‘ready to go to war’. Talk to your pet as if they were part of

this. This works with friends as well.

 

When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath,

"This won't be neccessary where you are going

 

When walking, push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

 

Whenever someone says something, anything, scream “YOU LIE!” and

point at them. Then scream “Don’t listen to me! I LIE!!” Begin laughing.

Repeat.

 

If any of your practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best

pouty voice, "The last guy let me do it."

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Read this out loud:'

 

 

 

1.Sig som en racerbil når nogen træder ind eller ud af elevatoren

2. Puds næse og tilbyd at vise indholdet af din kleenex til de andre elevatoren

3. Skær smertefulde grimasser mens du slår dig i panden og mumler "Klap så i, for fanden da, klap så i!"

4. Nyn de første seks toner af "Dengang jeg drog af sted" uafbrudt

5. Sælg postkort

6. På en lang tur, sving fra side til side i takt med elevatorens bevægelser.

7. Kig ned i din rygsæk/håndtaske og spørg: "Har du nok luft dernede?"

8. Tilbyd et navneskilt til den der stiger på og tag dit eget på hovedet.

9. Stå helt stille uden at sige noget i hjørnet af elevatoren, med hovedet ind mod væggen uden at stå af.

10. Når du ankommer til din etage, flå og riv i døren og se så flov ud når de åbner af sig selv.

11. Læn dig over mod en anden i elevatoren og sig "Bussemands patrulje på vej"

12. Byd alle der stiger ind i elevatoren hjertelig velkommen og bed dem om at kalde dig "General"

13. Et eneste ord: "Prutning..."

14. På øverste etage, hold døren åben og forlang at forblive åben indtil du har hørt den 25 øre, du lige har smidt, rammer bunden.

15. Lav yoga øvelser.

16. Glo fnisende på en anden i elevatoren og sig til ham "Jeg har nye sokker på"

17. Når der er mere end 8 i elevatoren, muml fra bagerst i elevatoren "Åh nej, køresyge!"

18. Del religiøse foldere ud i elevatoren.

19. Miav med jævne mellemrum.

20. Væd med andre passagerer, om du kan få en to-krone op i næsen.

21. Vis andre i elevatoren et sår, og spørg om det ser betændt ud

22. Syng "Mester Jakob" konstant, mens du trykker på knapperne.

23. Medbring en køletaske hvorpå der står "Humant Hoved"

24. Glo intenst på en anden i elevatoren i et stykke tid og udbryd så: "Du er en af DEM" og flygt så til det fjerneste hjørne i elevatoren.

25. Bøvs og sig så: mmmmm... hvidløg!"

26. Efterlad en kasse mellem dørene.

27. Spørg hver gang der kommer en ny ind i elevatoren, om du må trykke på knappen for vedkommende.

28. Når der er stille i elevatoren, se dig omkring og spørg så "Er det din mobiltelefon?".

29. Spil på blokfløjte.

30. Lav et skyggespil.

31. Sig "ding" ved hver etage.

32. Læn dig mod etageknapperne.

33. Sig "Hvad mon den røde knap er til?!" og tryk på den!

34. Lyt til væggen gennem et stetoskop.

35. Tegn el lille firkant på gulvet med kridt og meddel de andre at dette er "Dit personlige område.

36. Medbring en stol

37. Ta" en bid af en sandwich og spørg en anden i elevatoren: "Veh du seh hvah dah i mihn muhnd?"

38. Blæs spyt bobler.

39. Træk dit tyggegummi ud af munden i lange snore.

40. Meddel med "alien" stemme: "Must find a suitabel host body".

41. Medbring et tæppe og kram det beskyttende ind til dig.

42. Lav eksplosionslyde hver gang nogen trykker på en knap.

43. Tag solbriller på og glo mistænksom på de andre i elevatoren, som de var "røntgen briller".

44. Glo intenst på din tommelfinger og sig: "Jeg tror den vokser!"

45. Medbring en vandpistol og sprøjt på de andres sko.

46. Grin hysterisk i fem sekunder og glo så på de andre, som de var sindssyge.

47. Tegn små tændstiksmænd på væggene.

48. Prøv at starte en "Bølge"

49. Børst usynlige dyr af armene, imens du skriger" Aaughh, få dem af!"

50. Når elevatoren er på vej op, hop voldsomt op og ned imens du råber "Ned, sagde jeg, ned!!"

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No offence to any men with this one...

 

Why Are Men Happier?

 

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

 

You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water

park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

 

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

 

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental- £100.

 

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

 

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

 

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

 

Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.

 

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 

You only have to shave your face and neck.

 

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

 

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..

 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

No wonder men are happier.

 

And one last one...

 

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.

 

About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

 

Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"

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The elevator one reminded me of this...

 

This past year at college I was visiting my friend over in the dorm that I wanted to move into because I couldn't handle my insane roommate anymore without going insane myself. When my friend and I went to the elevator we pushed the button to call it. When it came the doors opened and a guy was standing there. He greeted us and welcomed us to the elevator. There were about three guys in there sitting on chairs around a small table playing cards. I got into the building a week or so later and then last semester some guys across the hall from me turned our hallway into a living room complete with rugs, lamp, tv, couch, chairs, and posters, and other random things.

 

The things people do when they're bored. :roftl: :roftl:

 

Edit: 41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

I've done that. The resident assistants did RA bathroom checks (basically to make sure we're not smoking pot or passed out) and I screamed that I was drowing. They laughed and walked off. Later I found one of them (which happened to be my RA) and told him that I wasn't thrilled over the fact that I was drowing and he didn't do anything about it. rofl.

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The elevator one reminded me of this...

 

This past year at college I was visiting my friend over in the dorm that I wanted to move into because I couldn't handle my insane roommate anymore without going insane myself. When my friend and I went to the elevator we pushed the button to call it. When it came the doors opened and a guy was standing there. He greeted us and welcomed us to the elevator. There were about three guys in there sitting on chairs around a small table playing cards. I got into the building a week or so later and then last semester some guys across the hall from me turned our hallway into a living room complete with rugs, lamp, tv, couch, chairs, and posters, and other random things.

 

The things people do when they're bored. :roftl: :roftl:

 

Edit: 41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

I've done that. The resident assistants did RA bathroom checks (basically to make sure we're not smoking pot or passed out) and I screamed that I was drowing. They laughed and walked off. Later I found one of them (which happened to be my RA) and told him that I wasn't thrilled over the fact that I was drowing and he didn't do anything about it. rofl.

 

Hahahaha! How funny! :lmfao:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA I Loved these:

 

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

*When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

 

Now those are things I see myself doing:naughty: :roftl:

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when im bored i play the peg game :naughty:

 

what you have to do is have a pocket full of clothes pegs and attach them secretly to people around you either at work / school or home and the trick is to put as many pegs on a person without them realising.

 

Ive spent many many boredom hours doing this - the trick is to try not to laugh while your doing it :biggrin2:

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Has anyone ever played...er, the game that er...refers to the male anatomy?

 

What you do, is get some of your friends, go into a shop and walk around. The object of the game is, one after another, each person says _____, and each person gets louder and louder until someone eventually gets too embarrassed and stops, making someone the winner. And you have to keep walking around the store as you do this, so as not to draw attention to yourself in one place. :roftl:

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Has anyone ever played...er, the game that er...refers to the male anatomy?

 

What you do, is get some of your friends, go into a shop and walk around. The object of the game is, one after another, each person says _____, and each person gets louder and louder until someone eventually gets too embarrassed and stops, making someone the winner. And you have to keep walking around the store as you do this, so as not to draw attention to yourself in one place. :roftl:

 

HAHA that's mental! :naughty:

 

bump old threads???????????? :roftl::naughty:

 

yep, good one.

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Has anyone ever played...er, the game that er...refers to the male anatomy?

 

What you do, is get some of your friends, go into a shop and walk around. The object of the game is, one after another, each person says _____, and each person gets louder and louder until someone eventually gets too embarrassed and stops, making someone the winner. And you have to keep walking around the store as you do this, so as not to draw attention to yourself in one place. :roftl:

 

That game is so embarrassing. I've done it before with friends. We played it across campus and we ended up screaming it across the pond. :mf_rosetinted:

 

bump old threads???????????? :roftl::naughty:

 

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Hmm.......Who isn't already involved in this tangled mess of inbreds and lovers? Lolly?:das:

Lolly and Becky!!

Becky could be your cousin's niece's uncle's aunty.... :bleh:

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Has anyone ever played...er, the game that er...refers to the male anatomy?

 

What you do, is get some of your friends, go into a shop and walk around. The object of the game is, one after another, each person says _____, and each person gets louder and louder until someone eventually gets too embarrassed and stops, making someone the winner. And you have to keep walking around the store as you do this, so as not to draw attention to yourself in one place. :roftl:

 

we play that in History class...in the middle of class while the teacher is teaching....she pointedly ignores us :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

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the boredom is killing me.......

 

We need a game to play...

 

how about the movie game...

 

I say a movie.. you say an actor in that movie and then a movie they were in.. etc..

 

Sweeney Todd

 

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Lolly and Becky!!

Becky could be your cousin's niece's uncle's aunty.... :bleh:

I like it!

we play that in History class...in the middle of class while the teacher is teaching....she pointedly ignores us :mf_rosetinted::roftl:

Nice.:naughty:

the boredom is killing me.......

 

We need a game to play...

 

how about the movie game...

 

I say a movie.. you say an actor in that movie and then a movie they were in.. etc..

 

Sweeney Todd

 

 

Sounds like fun!

 

Alan Rickman

 

Love Actually

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