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My best friend made me read this book some time ago. She loooooved it.And wow. How disappointed can you be? It's the most juvenile piece of book I've read in a long long time! I mean, the characters totally lack of deepness.. And realisticness! Bella Swan (uuuhhh. Beautiful swan!!!) Is a selfish goat! And of course all the boys hit on her the first week at her new school! She's so flat! I couldn't relate to her at all! Just see how she behaves! Her dad is very nice, but she's just a stupid girl. And Edward's totally abusive and NOT DANGEROUS and mysterius. Their relationship is SO not cool. "Uhh, you smell nice. Watch out, I may be dangerous!" And he sparkles!

 

And the where the peacock did Mr. Plot go!? For the first 1000 pages I thought it would be about there relationship, but BOOM, out of nowhere comes that.. Evil non-vege vampire who ALSO wants Bella. Scary.

Of course vampires are hot, but not in this book. I heard that she, Meyer, wrote it very fast. It shows. She writes like a thirteen year old girl. Who lives on a girls only boarding school.

 

Nothing personal, I just had to have it out. But vampires are hot. Really!

I'm probaply going to watch the movie with my friend anyways :naughty:

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My best friend made me read this book some time ago. She loooooved it.And wow. How disappointed can you be? It's the most juvenile piece of book I've read in a long long time! I mean, the characters totally lack of deepness.. And realisticness! Bella Swan (uuuhhh. Beautiful swan!!!) Is a selfish goat! And of course all the boys hit on her the first week at her new school! She's so flat! I couldn't relate to her at all! Just see how she behaves! Her dad is very nice, but she's just a stupid girl. And Edward's totally abusive and NOT DANGEROUS and mysterius. Their relationship is SO not cool. "Uhh, you smell nice. Watch out, I may be dangerous!" And he sparkles!

 

And the where the peacock did Mr. Plot go!? For the first 1000 pages I thought it would be about there relationship, but BOOM, out of nowhere comes that.. Evil non-vege vampire who ALSO wants Bella. Scary.

Of course vampires are hot, but not in this book. I heard that she, Meyer, wrote it very fast. It shows. She writes like a thirteen year old girl. Who lives on a girls only boarding school.

 

Nothing personal, I just had to have it out. But vampires are hot. Really!

I'm probaply going to watch the movie with my friend anyways :naughty:

 

 

:shocked:

everyone has their opinions. :thumb_yello:

at least you gave it a chance though, my friend won't even do that for me. but at least she's gonna see the film with me.

 

i've heard a lot of arguments from people saying edward was abusive. i don't see it. i know he's possesive (with good reason, even though the danger is technically his fault). why do you think he's abusive?

 

and vampires are hot! :wink2:

 

interview with the vampire = :wub2:

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This is what The Joker did after reading Breaking Dawn:

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Even the clown was disappointed

 

:lmao:

i've seen a bunch of those now. and they don't get old!! even though i loved the book, i love seeing how much people hated it.

 

this made me die though.

http://community.livejournal.com/lion_lamb/1651773.html#cutid1

it's a re-cap of breaking dawn through pics of rob. it's brilliant.

 

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i made this one:

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:shocked:

everyone has their opinions. :thumb_yello:

at least you gave it a chance though, my friend won't even do that for me. but at least she's gonna see the film with me.

 

i've heard a lot of arguments from people saying edward was abusive. i don't see it. i know he's possesive (with good reason, even though the danger is technically his fault). why do you think he's abusive?

 

and vampires are hot! :wink2:

 

interview with the vampire = :wub2:

 

Uhhh.. Interview with the Vampire. It was like one looooong love makin' scene. So great. And with a plot :naughty:

Edwards just acting so "Get of my bitch yo!" Do this, do that. And then he sparkles.

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My best friend made me read this book some time ago. She loooooved it.And wow. How disappointed can you be? It's the most juvenile piece of book I've read in a long long time! I mean, the characters totally lack of deepness.. And realisticness! Bella Swan (uuuhhh. Beautiful swan!!!) Is a selfish goat! And of course all the boys hit on her the first week at her new school! She's so flat! I couldn't relate to her at all! Just see how she behaves! Her dad is very nice, but she's just a stupid girl. And Edward's totally abusive and NOT DANGEROUS and mysterius. Their relationship is SO not cool. "Uhh, you smell nice. Watch out, I may be dangerous!" And he sparkles!

 

And the where the peacock did Mr. Plot go!? For the first 1000 pages I thought it would be about there relationship, but BOOM, out of nowhere comes that.. Evil non-vege vampire who ALSO wants Bella. Scary.

Of course vampires are hot, but not in this book. I heard that she, Meyer, wrote it very fast. It shows. She writes like a thirteen year old girl. Who lives on a girls only boarding school.

 

Nothing personal, I just had to have it out. But vampires are hot. Really!

I'm probaply going to watch the movie with my friend anyways :naughty:

 

Don't worry, you're not alone. :naughty:

 

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And so on...

 

Oh, and people who like Twilight shouldn't read those. I'm just posting them for EnFa's benefit.

 

--Jack

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i think there's something wrong with my brain... i love reading bad things about things and people i like...is that weird? :shocked:

 

Nope, when they're well written and funny, I like reading critiques of stuff I like too! :naughty: But not everyone's like that, so...

 

--Jack

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i think there's something wrong with my brain... i love reading bad things about things and people i like...is that weird? :shocked:

 

I feel the same. I also love to hate the person behind something I love :naughty: it's pretty stupid.. :thumb_yello:

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I feel the same. I also love to hate the person behind something I love :naughty: it's pretty stupid.. :thumb_yello:

 

who knew http://www.twilightsucks.com is a fan site :blink:

i love/hate stephanie meyer. i know why i love her, but i don't why i hate her. i just do.

 

 

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perez hilton mentioned 'twilight' in his blog again.

look how uncomfortable kristen looks.

who would be awkward around rob? honestly!

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