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What would Mika never say?


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whoaaa down sally, I'm the one who's gonna be popping out those mini-mika's faster than you can unzip your pants.

PMSL get in line get in line, pffft. I can see it now after gigs,

sign the item, arm round you for a hug and nice piccy and HUUUGE smile, blanket thrown over you for discretionary purposes and voilà....baby made....NEXT!:roftl::naughty:

 

world domination of mini Mika's is THEEEE way forward.

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A couple of years ago I was a woman.

I wear a wig and a mask.

I hate fat people, they make me feel sick.

I never really sing, I mouth!

I buy my clothes in a charity shop.(EW!)

Im an emo and I like to hurt myself.

Im very sad!:shocked:

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"I live in a fantasy world with cute bunnies and unicorns. But...the bunnies cut themselves and the unicorns are emo :tears:"

 

"My toothpaste tube has the form of a mic" I can actually see that happen:blink:

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A couple of years ago I was a woman.

I wear a wig and a mask.

I hate fat people, they make me feel sick.

I never really sing, I mouth!

I buy my clothes in a charity shop.(EW!)

Im an emo and I like to hurt myself.

Im very sad!:shocked:

 

 

thats the most on-true that i ever heard!:naughty:

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WTF is that!:blink: you expect me to wear THAT! what is wrong with armani pfft this is crap, but er..yeah thanks MFC fan duuur!! *pulls an ugly face* (I know that is hard to imagine but I am sure he can make him self look a teeny bit unnatractive now and then if he tries really really hard). :bleh:

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"I'm a big Mac"

 

 

Hahahaha you remind me those ones....wonder how someone can say that:blink: :naughty: :

 

"if you were an hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous!!":mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

"I'm fat but you're ugly. I can diet!":mf_rosetinted:

 

 

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

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Hahahaha you remind me those ones....wonder how someone can say that:blink: :naughty: :

 

"if you were an hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous!!":mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

"I'm fat but you're ugly. I can diet!":mf_rosetinted:

 

 

:naughty: :naughty:

 

 

Oh yeah, that's a lousy pick up line:naughty:

 

Mika's Lousy Pick-Up line no. 47#

"So, you're a girl huh?"

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I don't think Mika'll ever say this, but if he does, don't come to him with your broken heart:naughty:

 

"If your heart was really broken.....you'd be dead so shut up":mf_rosetinted:

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I don't think Mika'll ever say this, but if he does, don't come to him with your broken heart:naughty:

 

"If your heart was really broken.....you'd be dead so shut up":mf_rosetinted:

 

Great one!!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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