Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't know, I don't even remember what we were talking about that long ago. HOLLIS I'M COLD, AND I HAVE ON SEVERAL LAYERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Haha, it just sounds so random now. And you're still cold? Do you have a fever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 No. It's just really cold. And now my chin itches. OMG did I tell you about the dream I had the other night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Nope. Do tell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Okay, first of all, I couldn't listen to your voicemail tonight because after Mass I went for pizza with my neighbor, and I didn't want to be rude. So as soon as I heard it was you, I turned my phone off. So just for the record, I wasn't ignoring you. ANYWAY: So I had this dream that everyone met up in NYC, and you were going to meet us all there, and like... I was looking for Deb (dcdeb) for some reason, like I wanted to tell her something, and then BANG. I got a phone call from you, but you were like "...What if I told you I was a man?" And I was like "WHOAAAA NELLY, SAY WHAT?" And you morphed into a dude. And I didn't recognize you in line. But I felt so lied to and mad, that I ignored you for a while. But then you looked sort of like the blonde guy from 'Tamara', so I was like "maybe I should have ignored him/her/it, they're kind of cute now..." I woke up and was convinced for a couple seconds that it all really happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Okay, first of all, I couldn't listen to your voicemail tonight because after Mass I went for pizza with my neighbor, and I didn't want to be rude. So as soon as I heard it was you, I turned my phone off. So just for the record, I wasn't ignoring you. ANYWAY: So I had this dream that everyone met up in NYC, and you were going to meet us all there, and like... I was looking for Deb (dcdeb) for some reason, like I wanted to tell her something, and then BANG. I got a phone call from you, but you were like "...What if I told you I was a man?" And I was like "WHOAAAA NELLY, SAY WHAT?" And you morphed into a dude. And I didn't recognize you in line. But I felt so lied to and mad, that I ignored you for a while. But then you looked sort of like the blonde guy from 'Tamara', so I was like "maybe I should have ignored him/her/it, they're kind of cute now..." I woke up and was convinced for a couple seconds that it all really happened. I don't even remember calling you...that must have been an old voicemail. And...I don't even know what to say. I turned into a man? That is just...creepy. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't even remember calling you...that must have been an old voicemail. And...I don't even know what to say. I turned into a man? That is just...creepy. *shudders* You were kind of awkward looking as a guy. I mean... I think you were...? I don't know. Nobody else seemed concerned. I was like... pulling on deb's shirt going "HELLO? HOLLIS IS A MAN. DON'T YOU CARE?!" And nobody else cared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well, I'm glad that you cared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well it was totally weird. I mean... I pity the fool who wouldn't have cared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 I just thank God that your dream wasn't real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I just thank God that your dream wasn't real. You're pretty as a girl... I don't know how you'd look as a man. I'd look pretty bad as a man. At least when I'm fat, some of it goes into my boobs. Poor guys. They get what my mom calls 'Dunlaps disease'. I thought it was a real disease until I was about 11. Apparently it's when your belly "done laps over your pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Ahh, yes. Dunlaps disease. I have indeed heard of that. And at least women are supposed to have boobs. Poor men with manboobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Ahh, yes. Dunlaps disease. I have indeed heard of that. And at least women are supposed to have boobs. Poor men with manboobs. That's true. And hips. Guys with hips just look odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well everyone has hips, silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well everyone has hips, silly! I mean lady lumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Ohhhhhhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandilambi Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 *walks in* I think I have never been in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Why ever not?! It's greatttttttttttt. *fake enthusiasm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandilambi Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't know. I guess I'm just not as cool as you two. Can I be cool now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I don't know. You have to pass the cool kid test. *shifty eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well you're cool, just not quite on the same level as Sarie and me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 That's true. Everything Hollis said is true. To be on our level of cool, you have to leave us random voicemails about the mean lady at Perkins, or about what it's like to go shopping for your cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 That's right. Random = cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'm still mad at that woman. How dare she listen in to my super-secret private conversations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandilambi Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 There's so much to learn....I am so not worthy... Then again, I know I am capable of randomness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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