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Hollis and Sarie's Thread of Randomness (All are Welcome!)


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There's so much to learn....I am so not worthy...

 

Then again, I know I am capable of randomness.

 

VERY WELL!

 

Say something random.

 

*dramatic, gregorian chants*

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Greg Brady is a sexy beast.

 

(Not really. He's a freaking hot sexy beast.)

 

This morning I was watching the Brady Bunch movie.

 

Like, the one they made in the 90's.

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Last year at Christmas, I went to Walmart, and I was like "Do you have the movie 'Help!'?"

 

And the woman was like "No."

I was like "well can you check?"

 

And she typed something into the computer, then looks at me and goes "No."

 

So I walked back to the music DVDs, and there it was. What a pig.

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I know.

 

I picked it up and walked up to her, and I was like "what do you call this?"

 

And she's like "a DVD?"

 

I'm like "That's right. What's the title of it?"

 

She goes "Help?"

 

I was all "DON'T YELL FOR HELP, NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW." and I beat her to death with the pointy end of the box.

 

...in my head.

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I find myself doing far more violent things to people in my head than I would ever dare do in real life.

 

Not like... slitting their throats. I'm usually beating them with a DVD, or twirling a fork in their hair as if it were spaghetti, and pulling really hard.

 

Then they usually wake me out of it, and I'm like "Yes, nice to meet you, too.:biggrin2: "

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