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*wonders where a can ov VB can be found*

 

:naughty: Least we're not drinking Fosters...

 

Hahaha. Your post brought me back to our colleges drag ball. Last year I really pulled off the guy look. Hair hidden by a hat, Corona T-shirt stolen from my dad (he got it back, then I took it back, and now I think he got it back some how...) fake tattoo, painted on beard... oh and I was sporting the spongebob boxers. I wanted to go for the whole look where the guys have their pants hanging so low it shows off their boxers (I did it the first year)... instead I gave up and went in boxers. :naughty:

 

*goes to slip in man attire*

 

 

 

Haha have at it! I'll join you guys when I'm dressed up like one. :wink2:

 

Yes!

 

*slips into jeans, flannelete shirt, cowboy boots and hat*

 

Now I feel suitably dressed!

 

Right.. so Tegan, up for a game of pool... loser shouts the winner a stubby?

 

Sounds fair to me...

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*chalks up pool cue*

 

Why don't you break...I'll probably win anyway, should let you have as have a shot while you still can

 

(all said in macho bragging pool voice)

 

Righto then...

 

*lines up pool cue and hits white ball*

 

Yes! I hit it!

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:naughty: Least we're not drinking Fosters...

 

 

 

Yes!

 

*slips into jeans, flannelete shirt, cowboy boots and hat*

 

Now I feel suitably dressed!

 

 

 

Sounds fair to me...

Thats right... none of that export crap for us.... give me a can of me VB and I'm happy mate, happier still if I got a leggy sheila on me arm,

 

*giggles over self being bogan and Tegsta being either cowboy or aggy*

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Righto then...

 

*lines up pool cue and hits white ball*

 

Yes! I hit it!

Nice break

*walks around table, examing balls.*

 

Right... that purple ball, side pocket...(since its right next to it)

 

*hits white ball and nudges purple into pocket*

 

Looks like I have bigs..

 

*lines up blue ball, and has it bounce off pocket and break up a group of 4 balls*

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Thats right... none of that export crap for us.... give me a can of me VB and I'm happy mate, happier still if I got a leggy sheila on me arm,

 

*giggles over self being bogan and Tegsta being either cowboy or aggy*

Yeah, you are a bogan...

 

Dunno.. I don't like the idea of being an aggy... they're wannabe cowboys... *thinks*

 

*Looks at self*

 

Crap... I AM a wannabe cowboy...

 

I guess I'm an aggy then... :naughty:

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Yeah, you are a bogan...

 

Dunno.. I don't like the idea of being an aggy... they're wannabe cowboys... *thinks*

 

*Looks at self*

 

Crap... I AM a wannabe cowboy...

 

I guess I'm an aggy then... :naughty:

 

At least I ain't wannabe... Got a light mate?

 

I really can't wait to see what happens when you lose track of which balls have been hit in. :roftl::wink2:

 

Thats why I'm appointing you offical ball keeping count of person.

You must remind us what balls went in :wink2::naughty:

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Nice break

*walks around table, examing balls.*

 

Right... that purple ball, side pocket...(since its right next to it)

 

*hits white ball and nudges purple into pocket*

 

Looks like I have bigs..

 

*lines up blue ball, and has it bounce off pocket and break up a group of 4 balls*

 

I always seem to get smalls...

 

*Examines*

 

*aims for red ball near corner pocket*

 

*misses*

 

Damn! I will get it!

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At least I ain't wannabe... Got a light mate?

 

 

 

Thats why I'm appointing you offical ball keeping count of person.

You must remind us what balls went in :wink2::naughty:

 

*produces lighter*

 

This lighter I'd normally use to pick up... but I don't try and pick up mates... so... *gives lighter to soangel*

 

You got a beer?

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At least I ain't wannabe... Got a light mate?

 

 

 

Thats why I'm appointing you offical ball keeping count of person.

You must remind us what balls went in :wink2::naughty:

 

Pssh I'm tired. I haven't slept yet and I have to be up in an hour and a half hahaha. I did get the messenger finally downloaded though but we'll have to yap some other time I'm beeeaaat.

 

Good look keeping track of your balls.

 

:blink::naughty::blush-anim-cl:

Sorry I'm so lame.

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so boys who d'you think will win in the 1/2 final of rugby ? France or England ? :naughty: we defeated the All Blacks !!!!

*sips beer and begins sports talk*

 

Well mate *inserts name of English player* scored a beaut of a penalty against the Aussies, but they got no tries mate and the umpiring was so obviously one sided. The French will obviously beat them

 

 

*exmaines pool table, lines up green ball and misses*

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*produces lighter*

 

This lighter I'd normally use to pick up... but I don't try and pick up mates... so... *gives lighter to soangel*

 

You got a beer?

*Lights cigaretter then passes back lighter*

 

indicates can in hand*

 

Got one just before mate, slipped the little sheila manning the bar in this thread my number as well :wink2:

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Boys !!! Where are you ??? :blink: Oh Oh Oh is there anybody home ? :naughty: now really girls I think we should give you some priviledges in OUR thread...let me explain...for example Nico Collard will be the moderator...She'll also be the official alcohol supplier because she can moderate the drinking :naughty: every girl will be in charge of a priviledge...:wink2: now it's up to you to choose what you want to be...please use your imagination...:naughty:

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*sips beer and begins sports talk*

 

Well mate *inserts name of English player* scored a beaut of a penalty against the Aussies, but they got no tries mate and the umpiring was so obviously one sided. The French will obviously beat them

 

 

*exmaines pool table, lines up green ball and misses*

 

That would be Jonny Wilkinson...

 

def one sided though...

 

 

*examines table*

 

*lines up red ball and lands it in corner pocket*

 

YES!

 

*examines again*

 

*lines up 3 balls near middle of table and hits*

 

Nice pick up mate...

 

*wanders over to bar for beer*

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That would be Jonny Wilkinson...

 

def one sided though...

 

 

*examines table*

 

*lines up red ball and lands it in corner pocket*

 

YES!

 

*examines again*

 

*lines up 3 balls near middle of table and hits*

 

Nice pick up mate...

 

*wanders over to bar for beer*

*examines pool table*

 

*lines up green ball again and slips it in the back pocket*

 

*lines up blue ball and scratches*

 

Thanks mate... she's a beaut ain't she?

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Boys !!! Where are you ??? :blink: Oh Oh Oh is there anybody home ? :naughty: now really girls I think we should give you some priviledges in OUR thread...let me explain...for example Nico Collard will be the moderator...She'll also be the official alcohol supplier because she can moderate the drinking :naughty: every girl will be in charge of a priviledge...:wink2: now it's up to you to choose what you want to be...please use your imagination...:naughty:

 

Obviously not... we figured we may as well keep the thread going... I wonder where Freddie is...

 

Right... beer wench.. got it! :thumb_yello:

 

I'm surprised you haven't suggested one of us pole dance! :naughty:

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Priveleges are too hard to decide... so much easier to be male..

 

Can I be the unoffical male?

 

hehehe you want to have the same benefits as us boys ?! *naughty thinking* NO you'll have to serve us as all the girls in this thread :naughty: who wanna be my concubine for this night :roftl: no i'm only joking...anyone wanna massage me ? :wink2:

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*examines pool table*

 

*lines up green ball again and slips it in the back pocket*

 

*lines up blue ball and scratches*

 

Thanks mate... she's a beaut ain't she?

 

Sure is... nice... :thumb_yello:

 

 

*examines*

 

*lines up purple ball, misses*

 

*drinks beer*

 

I guess when I feel less blokey I'll change into a girl again... maybe wear the red dress...

 

 

cubitus: Freddie will like you, I'm sure... you think like him! :naughty:

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hehehe you want to have the same benefits as us boys ?! *naughty thinking* NO you'll have to serve us as all the girls in this thread :naughty: who wanna be my concubine for this night :roftl: no i'm only joking...anyone wanna massage me ? :wink2:

 

Nope... not me... happy to serve beer...

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hehehe you want to have the same benefits as us boys ?! *naughty thinking* NO you'll have to serve us as all the girls in this thread :naughty: who wanna be my concubine for this night :roftl: no i'm only joking...anyone wanna massage me ? :wink2:

I ain't nobodies concubine. I'm just in this thread to pick up the chicks mate. :wink2:

 

 

*examines pool table and misses red ball*

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