iadoremika Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 The exact same day when Mika gets married with Britney Spears. What do sheeps count to go bed? Humans. How come your fingers have special names (pinky, ring, middle, index etc) but your toes don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Humans. How come your fingers have special names (pinky, ring, middle, index etc) but your toes don't? Because when those names were invented, our toes were considered by many a 'private part'! Why can't we understand dog speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Because when those names were invented, our toes were considered by many a 'private part'! Why can't we understand dog speak? Because they are secret CIA undercover agents and are keeping secrets from is. Why are pine trees green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Because they are secret CIA undercover agents and are keeping secrets from is. Why are pine trees green? 'Cause they eat lots of spinach:cheerful_h4h: Why do people get old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 'Cause they eat lots of spinach:cheerful_h4h: Why do people get old? Because you don't want old people looking better than you:roftl: Why are there radios? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercurygirl Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Because you don't want old people looking better than you:roftl: Why are there radios? To channel secret alien communications to earth to brain wash all the humans to start liking brussell sprouts! Why does the earth rotate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 To channel secret alien communications to earth to brain wash all the humans to start liking brussell sprouts! Why does the earth rotate? So it can spin us right round, baby right round like a record baby... Is the moon really made of cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 So it can spin us right round, baby right round like a record baby... Is the moon really made of cheese? Of course not! Everybody knows it's made of white chocolate! Why do we have eyebrows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Of course not! Everybody knows it's made of white chocolate! Why do we have eyebrows? *I actually know the real answer to that one but will make up and answer anyways...* So our eyelashes have caterpillers to talk to... When will the world come to an end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercurygirl Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 *I actually know the real answer to that one but will make up and answer anyways...* So our eyelashes have caterpillers to talk to... When will the world come to an end? When Atlas gets tired of holding it on his shoulders http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_%28mythology%29 (just incase someone is confused) Why are bouncy balls so, well, bouncy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 When Atlas gets tired of holding it on his shoulders http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_%28mythology%29 (just incase someone is confused) Why are bouncy balls so, well, bouncy? Cos they're made of bounce. Why are our brains in our heads and not our bellies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercurygirl Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Cos they're made of bounce. Why are our brains in our heads and not our bellies? Cos then when we ate our brains would get smothered by the food! Why did they choose the name banana for the fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Cos then when we ate our brains would get smothered by the food! Why did they choose the name banana for the fruit? Because the people who discovered it were Ben and Anna and they wanted to have a fruit named after them. If seven, eight nine...what happened to ten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Because the people who discovered it were Ben and Anna and they wanted to have a fruit named after them. If seven, eight nine...what happened to ten? Ten ran away because he was firmly opposed to any sort of cannibalism... Why is our blood red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Ten ran away because he was firmly opposed to any sort of cannibalism... Why is our blood red? Because it is hot. Why to trees have bark on the outside of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted June 22, 2008 Author Share Posted June 22, 2008 Because it is hot. Why to trees have bark on the outside of them? To provide insulation to the creatures living inside them. Why does our hair grow so slowly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 To provide insulation to the creatures living inside them. Why does our hair grow so slowly? Because it doesn't want to scare us by growing too fast. What colour are an alien's big toe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmikaaa Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Because it doesn't want to scare us by growing too fast. What colour are an alien's big toe? Orange, because my mom said so. Why is Johnny Depp so hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Orange, because my mom said so. Why is Johnny Depp so hot? Because he sat out in the sun all day:roftl: Naah, just kidding. The real reason is because...well he just is When will pigs fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercurygirl Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Because he sat out in the sun all day:roftl: Naah, just kidding. The real reason is because...well he just is When will pigs fly? 22 June 3064 Why do they make paper white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 22 June 3064 Why do they make paper white? Because what good would White Out be on rainbow coloured paper? Why is the world made up of many different countries instead of one big country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmikaaa Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Because what good would White Out be on rainbow coloured paper? Why is the world made up of many different countries instead of one big country? Because there was this massive earthquake that was caused by the dinos having one huge dance Mika dance party. And yes, they actually knew who Mika was. Okay that was so gay. Lmfao. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika-fan1001 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Because there was this massive earthquake that was caused by the dinos having one huge dance Mika dance party. And yes, they actually knew who Mika was. Okay that was so gay. Lmfao. Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz mika was about to eat them!!!!!! what does an ipod do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 cuz mika was about to eat them!!!!!! what does an ipod do? Makes people mad when it freezes:mf_rosetinted: Are fairies real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika-fan1001 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Makes people mad when it freezes:mf_rosetinted: Are fairies real? ummm ummm ummm is this a trick question???? ^that was my answer what is a robalo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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