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There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

I love it.... LOL!!! :roftl:

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The wizard is a sexy beast

I'm sure he has a wand at least

he knows we want to kiss and tell

so he makes sure to hide it well

 

but when the fangurls have gone home

and he is almost all alone

he shares his magic, kind and fine

I think I'll censor the next line

 

it's not like we would ever care

with whom or what he'd chose to share

but we can always to hope and pray

that we could swing the wand someday

 

:fisch:

 

Kata, you are brilliant! Your other poems too... I can't believe that English isn't even your first language. And you joke about not being a poet, but even though the rest of the poetry here (hi babs! :wink2:) is fabulous as well, your poems are pretty much the only ones I see that not only rhyme, but also follow a certain meter and stress scheme, and have a twist in the last couplet.

 

So whatever you may say, your technical skills impress me quite a lot! :blink:

 

There once was a wizard, a talented boy

who had such adorable curls

with glitter and magic, with laughter and joy

he went out to conquer the world

 

I want you to write me poetic bedtime stories!

 

I've never been to a concert of his,

to watch him shake, giggle and snort.

 

Way to make him sound like a coke addict. :naughty:

 

Oooh... I never did get that newfangled non-rhyming poetry.

I mean, it's not a poem if it doesn't rhyme, in my book

 

Sorry, had to comment. :bleh: New-fangled, as in, dating from the 19th c. in English and earlier than that in other languages? Even though rhyme is one of the elements of poetry, it's not the only one, and technically rhythm and meter are just as important. Blank verse poetry jettisons the rhyme scheme but it still follows meter, and can be just as challenging in its own way, especially if you choose a less common meter, like a spondaic tetrameter (although I don't know why you would). The Greek poets, btw, did not use rhyme, and Homer composed his poetry in the classic dactylic hexameter.

 

Anyyyyyway... I want to partake of this, but I can't be bothered to write poetry about Mika! So sad!

 

Also, all of the wand-poems that are not Kata's are kinda freaking me out, tbh... :blink:

 

--Jack

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There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

once again showing some of her awesome hidden talents lol.

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Kata, you are brilliant! Your other poems too... I can't believe that English isn't even your first language. And you joke about not being a poet, but even though the rest of the poetry here (hi babs! :wink2:) is fabulous as well, your poems are pretty much the only ones I see that not only rhyme, but also follow a certain meter and stress scheme, and have a twist in the last couplet.

 

So whatever you may say, your technical skills impress me quite a lot! :blink:

 

 

--Jack

 

:blink: if I did something technically right, then it must have been pure luck. I had to look the word couplet up on wikipedia now :roftl:

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His little face upon my screen

oh my I just cant hide it

but when he does that apple pose

oh hell I can't abide it.

 

his shirt has lips

his trews have hips

his shoes are big and shocking

 

his long long legs

in those grey keggs

look sexy in silk stockings

 

It's just absurd

we hadn't heard

Frank Furter come a-knocking.

 

Or was it clowns and Halloween

oh dear my mind can't face it

so many things he has in store

perhaps a brand new bassist.:naughty:

 

 

 

(me likes this game lol)

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:blink: if I did something technically right, then it must have been pure luck. I had to look the word couplet up on wikipedia now :roftl:

 

I should have said "stanza" rather than couplet though. Ooops! :blush-anim-cl:

 

But that's what I mean. You seem to have a natural sense of meter and rhythm!

 

--Jack

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His little face upon my screen

oh my I just cant hide it

but when he does that apple pose

oh hell I can't abide it.

 

his shirt has lips

his trews have hips

his shoes are big and shocking

 

his long long legs

in those grey keggs

look sexy in silk stockings

 

It's just absurd

we hadn't heard

Frank Furter come a-knocking.

 

Or was it clowns and Halloween

oh dear my mind can't face it

so many things he has in store

perhaps a brand new bassist.:naughty:

 

 

 

(me likes this game lol)

 

 

:roftl::roftl::roftl: amaaaaaaaaazing :arf2:

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There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

:mf_rosetinted:

 

:lmao:

 

Okay this wins top prize. :winner_first_h4h:

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I should have said "stanza" rather than couplet though. Ooops! :blush-anim-cl:

 

But that's what I mean. You seem to have a natural sense of meter and rhythm!

 

--Jack

 

Had to look that up as well :roftl: but it makes more sense then :bleh:

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hey does the winner get to go to a mika gig free...Pareeee maybeeee??? (aww too bad Kata, your already going, can I win instead lol).:bleh:

 

actually I'm not going :boxed: unless the wiz pays the trip :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

trying to find out what kind of meter I'm using :blink: it doesn't seem to exist :sneaky2:

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actually I'm not going :boxed: unless the wiz pays the trip :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

trying to find out what kind of meter I'm using :blink: it doesn't seem to exist :sneaky2:

 

good lord Kata I thought you followed him to the ends of the earth and back just to keep him in line :naughty: it's a crappy job but SOMEBODY's gotta do it lol.

 

 

And enter his little competition you might win I tried to enter but I didnt get any confirmation email so I dunno if it worked :blink: oh well if I win you can come with me ha ha but we don't have long to make arrangements cos hey... I am certain I will win :mf_rosetinted:

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good lord Kata I thought you followed him to the ends of the earth and back just to keep in in line :naughty: it's a crappy job but SOMEBODY's gotta do it lol.

 

 

And enter his little competition you might win I tired to enter but I didnt get any confirmation email so I dunno if it worked :blink: oh well if I win you can come with me ha ha but we don't have long to make arrangements cos hey... I am certain I will win :mf_rosetinted:

 

Nah can't afford the plane and it's a bit far to walk and all :boxed: I didn't get any confirmation either, but if I do win you can come with me :naughty:

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:wub2::wub2::wub2:

 

thanks to Babs and all the contributors!!!!

 

and Kata is a genius!!!!:naughty:

 

 

as for the meter -

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

 

- sounds like amphibrach

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Tonights drunken effort, I need to work on the sarcasm a bit more though.

 

 

Mika is a man of many talents,

Some of which are hidden,

Others he boasts about all the time,

Because he is so well driven

Sometimes I feel I would like to find,

Exactly what the hell they are

But it’s so hard to tell from the back,

Because it’s just too bloody far.

I have heard a rumour about his wand,

That it sparkles and it glows,

Alas I will never see,

What is hidden down below

I may find out from his daily blog

You never know what he will post

I'm hoping for some goss at least,

Or some porn from the server host

I am really looking forward

To the gig next week in France

I’m planning to get pissed with babs,

And enjoy a song along and dance

But most of all I hope,

That the show is bloody fantastic,

It’s gonna take a lot you know,

To impress us, as we are so unenthusiastic:mf_rosetinted:

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Nah can't afford the plane and it's a bit far to walk and all :boxed: I didn't get any confirmation either, but if I do win you can come with me :naughty:

lmao!! it says u get travel too and hotel doesn't it or was I just in the land of mika daydreams cartoony sugarness again lol.

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thanks to Babs and all the contributors!!!!

 

and Kata is a genius!!!!:naughty:

 

 

as for the meter -

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

 

- sounds like amphibrach

 

Oh you're right :yay: the whole poem is that then :mf_rosetinted: well...more or less... it's like

 

da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da

 

all the way through...I think :blink: maybe I really shouldn't learn this, cause then I'm gonna start counting stuff when I write :boxed:

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Oh you're right :yay: the whole poem is that then :mf_rosetinted: well...more or less... it's like

 

da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da

 

all the way through...I think :blink: maybe I really shouldn't learn this, cause then I'm gonna start counting stuff when I write :boxed:

 

oh Kata don't do that it will stifle your creativity, hell just go with what comes outa your head sod the poetry rules, I mean your not a gal who follows rules anyway... and your a natural anyway (pfft poetry snobbery is poopy).

:blink: I think lol.

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Tonights drunken effort, I need to work on the sarcasm a bit more though.

 

 

Mika is a man of many talents,

Some of which are hidden,

Others he boasts about all the time,

Because he is so well driven

Sometimes I feel I would like to find,

Exactly what the hell they are

But it’s so hard to tell from the back,

Because it’s just too bloody far.

I have heard a rumour about his wand,

That it sparkles and it glows,

Alas I will never see,

What is hidden down below

I may find out from his daily blog

You never know what he will post

I'm hoping for some goss at least,

Or some porn from the server host

I am really looking forward

To the gig next week in France

I’m planning to get pissed with babs,

And enjoy a song along and dance

But most of all I hope,

That the show is bloody fantastic,

It’s gonna take a lot you know,

To impress us, as we are so unenthusiastic:mf_rosetinted:

ha ha you can drink more often if this is the result lol. I think the whole of MFC are hidden poets lol.

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Tonights drunken effort, I need to work on the sarcasm a bit more though.

 

 

Mika is a man of many talents,

Some of which are hidden,

Others he boasts about all the time,

Because he is so well driven

Sometimes I feel I would like to find,

Exactly what the hell they are

But it’s so hard to tell from the back,

Because it’s just too bloody far.

I have heard a rumour about his wand,

That it sparkles and it glows,

Alas I will never see,

What is hidden down below

I may find out from his daily blog

You never know what he will post

I'm hoping for some goss at least,

Or some porn from the server host

I am really looking forward

To the gig next week in France

I’m planning to get pissed with babs,

And enjoy a song along and dance

But most of all I hope,

That the show is bloody fantastic,

It’s gonna take a lot you know,

To impress us, as we are so unenthusiastic :mf_rosetinted:

 

that wld be quote of the last few months:naughty:

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