A. Clay Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) . . . The 2nd applicant for the post of big girl alien. She was actually quite well-to-do in a naughty kind of way. She was from the nearby planet of hetbar, her name was betani, and she was a curvy voluptuous female who was actually the mistress of the crown prince of zardoz. But he would not marry her and make her the queen, so she had grown tired of waiting for him and she believed that becomming one of mika's big girl aliens would make prince caz really jealous, and might make him realise he wanted to marry her after all. Prince Caz was also really impressed with his voluptuous mistress. He was watching from the royal enclosure and was remembering what his dad, the king, had said about keeping the race pure and not marrying a person from another race. But now, as he watched Betani dance, and also saw all the different alien races in the stadium, all happy, at peace, he realised that it's not what someone looks like or where they are from that matters! It's what's inside the person! He decided he would marry Betani anyway. His dad would just have to accept it. But the prince also knew that only one person had been able to unite alien worlds, and teach them to look beyond their differences, to the common bonds of love they all now shared. That person was MIKA. The prince vowed, there and then, to have a statue of Mika errected in the main square of Zardoz's capital city, so everyone would remember the moment when peace came to their galaxy, and the man who had brought love and peace in his wake when he visited them. BETANI *____*_______*____* TWO-HEADED CAZ, CROWN PRINCE of ZARDOZ CAZ and BETANIwere very happy in ROYAL wedded bliss! Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) *__* *__* *__* *__* Two-headed CAZ, Crown Prince of ZARDOZ CAZ and BETANI were very happy in royal wedded bliss! Until Alien QUEEN JEZEBEL showed up 48 hours after the wedding! Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) . . .And it was time for MIKA, ALICE and MARILYN, to head back to earth with the two ZARDOZIANS who had been chosen as Ambassadors to Earth. ZARDOZIANS to serve as Ambasadors to Earth: RAINBOW MAN and SATURN QUEEN Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) YOU THERE, ALICE and MARILYN . . . THANKS FOR COMING ON THIS VOYAGE WITH ME! MIKA THEN PRESENTED EACH OF THEM WITH THIS KEEPSAKE-- TO REMEMBER THE TRIP BY . . . AS THOUGH THEY COULD EVER FORGET IT! WHAT'S THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE (EVIL EYE) SYMBOL? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_eye WHAT'S "WORLD PREZ" MIKA THINKING WHEN HE SPORTS THE (EVIL EYE) SYMBOL? THE THREE MADE THEIR WAY TO THE SPACE VEHICLE FOR THE VOYAGE HOME-- Edited December 3, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 It was our pleasure to come on the trip with Mika. Alice and I love our pendants, except that we wish the iris part was brown, like Mika's lovely eyes! No one had better be giving Mika The evil Eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) THE ALIENS WERE SAD TO SEE "WORLD PREZ" MIKA LEAVE: MIKA RELAXED ON THE VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH-- Edited November 26, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) For when MIKA wanted a break from his knitting, MARILYN brought MIKA some paintings she picked up at an Alien Art Gallery . . . and ALICE brought MIKA some cartoons she had clipped from the ZARDOZ HERALD newspaper. . . Edited November 26, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) BUT NOTHING COULD BETTER THE VISIONS OUT THE WINDOWS OF THEIR SPACE VEHICLE . . . AS THE PILOT NAVIGATED THE WAY BACK TO EARTH . . . Edited November 26, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) MIKA'S TRAVELING PARTY TRANSFERRED TO A PLANE INTO HEATHROW AS THEY WALKED THROUGH THE HEATHROW TERMINAL, THEY SPOTTED THIS IMAGE ON A TELEVISION MONITOR-- IN UNISON, THEY CONCLUDED THAT THE INHABITANTS OF ZARDOZ WEREN'T ODD AT ALL! Edited November 26, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 And Mika stopped off at a shop in Heathrow, to buy some chewing gum. He hadn't had any since he left Earth, and was having chewing gum withdrawal symptoms. He sat down at a table and arranged his chewing gum sticks into a picture of The Zardozian International Stadium, and was quite pleased with his efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) And Mika stopped off at a shop in Heathrow, to buy some chewing gum. He hadn't had any since he left Earth, and was having chewing gum withdrawal symptoms. He sat down at a table and arranged his chewing gum sticks into a picture of The Zardozian International Stadium, and was quite pleased with his efforts OH YES, THERE IS BEAUTY IN ORDER . . . AND AS LONG AS "WORLD PREZ" MIKA CAN FOCUS ON SUCH ARRANGEMENTS, THE LONGER HE CAN DEFER THINKING ABOUT GLOBAL FINANCIAL DROWNING . . . Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted November 26, 2008 Author Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) MIKA would SO much rather ponder . . . R A I N B O W J E L L O . . . or BEAUTIFUL HUMMINGBIRDS . . . OR EVEN FANTASTIC ROBOTS . . . ~HAPPY TURKEY DAY~ Edited November 27, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) . . . But those chickens had given mika an idea for a new presidential law, which he would pass on his return to earth. He would pass a decree that everyone on earth was entitled to free chicken. In fact, for those over 18, it was compulsory that they have chicken at least once a week to keep them happy . . . Breaking News Flash . . . Having sex: the nation's favourite free activity Mon Dec 1, 9:49 am ET AFP/File – A couple holding hands at sunset. People may be tightening their belts to cope with the credit crunch, … LONDON (AFP) – People may be tightening their belts to cope with the credit crunch, but their favourite free leisure activity involves whipping off their undies for a quick roll in the hay, a new poll showed on Monday. However the overall figure disguised a stark difference between men and women, with female respondents preferring a good gossip to a good time between the sheets. According to an online YouGov survey, 37 percent of people rank having sex at the top of their list of activities that don't cost a penny. That was more than the next three highest options combined -- gossiping with friends (18 percent), window shopping (nine percent) and going to a museum (six percent). "During the credit crunch our famed British upper lip might not be as stiff as before but other parts still are," said Lisa Power, head of policy at the Terrence Higgins Trust, the sexual health charity that commissioned the poll. However, while 53 percent of men ranked sex as number one, only 21 percent of women put sex top of their list, with 28 percent saying they preferred gossiping with friends. It also showed that passion levels may be tied to the cold weather, with 43 percent of Scots rating sex as their favourite free passtime, compared to 35 percent of Londoners. [in a separate study, the Institute for Social and Economic Research at the University of Essex found that declining house prices was increasing the risk of divorce. The study, published in September, found that "negative house price shocks significantly increase the risk of partnership dissolution".] The YouGov survey interviewed 2,144 people over the Internet between November 21 and 23. Edited December 1, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 STUCK IN AN UNSATISFYING JOB? LOOKING FOR A CHANGE? SEVERAL IMPORTANT JOBS IN THE "MIKA ADMINISTRATION" HAVE JUST OPENED UP: - - - - One Opening for: "Internal Consultant for, and Specialist in, CONFETTI EFFECTS!" and also another opening for an "Internship in managing ALL YELLOW BALLOONS!" Let us know here if you are interested in more details . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 and also another opening for an "Internship in managing ALL YELLOW BALLOONS!" Let us know here if you are interested in more details . . . I CAN MANAGE THE YELLOW BALLOONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) I CAN MANAGE THE YELLOW BALLOONS! T E R I F I C: THE INTERNSHIP IS YOURS. IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, BUT YOUR TRAINER IS THE NICEST PERSON . . . Edited December 8, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 T E R I F I C: THE INTERNSHIP IS YOURS. IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY . . . BUT YOUR TRAINER IS THE NICEST PERSON . . . i'm going to need all the help i can get! i've managed balloons before.... but nothing like this! i know they can be quite hard to tame (my friend being attacked by a vicious yellow balloon) don't worry I'M THE PERSON FOR THIS JOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 i'm going to need all the help i can get!i've managed balloons before.... but nothing like this! i know they can be quite hard to tame (my friend being attacked by a vicious yellow balloon) don't worry I'M THE PERSON FOR THIS JOB! I KNOW YOU ARE JUST THE PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I KNOW YOU ARE JUST THE PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB . . . FINALLY-- a leader that understands the need for a YELLOW BALLOON MANAGER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) FINALLY-- a leader that understands the need for a YELLOW BALLOON MANAGER! F I N A L L Y . . . Edited December 8, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marilyn Mastin Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Don't try to carry too many balloons at once, Alice! You know what happened to Mika when he tried that! He had to get all those little hands to save him when he floated into the sky. It served him right though, for not getting up when the alarm went off the first time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 martin seems to be having trouble with that balloon! looks like a job for... THE YELLOW BALLOON MANAGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 (edited) martin seems to be having trouble with that balloon! looks like a job for... THE YELLOW BALLOON MANAGER AND MIKA HOLDS YELLOW BALLOONS IN HIGH ESTEEM . . . Edited December 20, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) The QUEEN prepares for her Christmas 2008 address- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyIiJxxbQk8&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1 Edited December 25, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Clay Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) WORLD PREZ, MIKA delivers his Christmas 2008 address-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csoVuienynQ&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1 Edited December 25, 2008 by A. Clay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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