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ALICE decided not to mess with success,

and started to gather elements of the

"MIKA BRAND" together, such as . . .

 

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and

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and

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and

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and

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and

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and

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to draw on for publicity.

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You've certainly got some inspiration for posters there Alice.

Here is my article for The Zardoz Herald...

 

Greeting to the Zardonians, from the following space address...

 

Planet Earth,

The Sol System,

Milky Way Galaxy

 

Ours is certainly not a peaceful planet, in fact, we have spent more

time at war with each other than at peace. But in 2007, we discoved someone who has united our world under his rainbow banner of love and tolerance, and is now our President. His name is Mika Penniman, and he is the most amazing human (apart from Jesus Christ) that we have ever

known.

We first came to know him because of his singing. I understand that you don't really know what singing is... that's why you are all dying of unhappiness, but let me tell you, you will never hear singing like the

kind that Mika can do! His singing will make your spines tingle

and will make you all want to live again. That is what it was

like for us on Earth, when we discovered Mika.

 

I would like to inform all you Zardozians that Mika will be performing a concert on your planet, on Zardozian Stardate 0583459, and tickets are now on sale at a price of 45 Zardozian Gilliz per ticket. To obtain tickets for this momentous event, go to the following Zardozian web site.

 

zww.tickets.mika.com

 

We suggest you book early.

 

The gig will be played at the Zardoz International Stadium which,

for anyone who has been to Earth, and to Paris in particular,

is twice as big as The Parc des Princes Stadium in Paris, but

we expect it to sell out.

 

Now you could help us out if you know some big alien women.

Zardozians are really skinny, and Mika needs some large

female aliens, for when he performs a special adaptation of

one of his hit songs.

 

Big Aliens, You are beautiful.

 

Any big alien women can contact Mika through The Zardoz Herald.

 

Written by your friend, Marilyn Mastin.

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First night in

Z A R D O Z,

MIKA found a copy of THIS

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in his room.

MIKA FELL ASLEEP AS HE WAS READING IT, ONLY TO SUFFER A HORRID NIGHTMARE--

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PERHAPS, ALSO BECAUSE "THANKSGIVING" WAS APPROACHING IN THE STATES!

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MIKA awoke with a start to see

a communication from the

ZARDOZ HERALD

informing him of two applicants--

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[PART-ZARDOZIAN, BUT PRIMARILY HUMAN

--but that's another story.]

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[NATIVE ZARDOZIAN, who is, in fact, an Alien Courtesan!]

interested in participating in the

"Big Aliens, You Are Beautiful"

number he was planning!

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As the three spacecraft landed on Zardoz, a hive of activity had

also begun.

 

Marilyn had already submitted an article to The Zardoz Herald

about Mika and his gig. Alice was planning her posters for the

event and wished that she could access the brainwaves of

Da Wack for inspiration. But Mika told Alice she was a genius

in her own right, so Alice was thrilled (who wouldn't be)

 

Norbert, and the alien chickens had been discovered in the

cargo hold. They promised to behave, and were let out of

captivity. When Norbert found out that Mika needed some

Big Alien Women, he confessed that he had a girlfriend called Nalia,

who was actually half human and half Zardozian. The result of a

secret love afair between an Earthwoman, and a Zardozian male

which had happened thirty years ago. Poor Nalia had grown up

on Zardoz, but had been considered a freak. But Norbert loved her,

and now he realised many more people might love her if they saw

her through the eyes of Mika!

 

Another large alien woman had also applied, more about her in

the next part, so now Mika had two big aliens for his concert.

 

Mika also planned to use the alien chickens in his concert, because

everyone knows that Mika loves chicken and will have a lot of

chickens around him if he gets the chance, so the alien chickens began learning the dance to a song Mika had adapted for the occasion...

 

I feel like some chicken today,

Chicken today,

Chicken today

Dioes anyone else feel like chicken today?

Anyway you want to,

You know that you've got to,

Have chicken with me,

Chicken with me.

 

Meanwhile all the TV and Radio stations on Zardoz had stopped their boring programs and had begun playing Mika's songs! This meant that, not only did the stadium gig sell out approximately two dibwals (equal to one Earth hour) after the tickets went on sale, but also, millions of Zardozians came to greet Mika when the ships landed on the planet!

This was going to be a wonderful experience! :punk:

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the first thing

"world prez" mika

had seen out the window

when his vehicle had landed was. .

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and mika had thought:

Well, you know mika, he thought

"WTF"--right?

 

BUT, in fact, millions of

ZARDOZIANS

had come to greet Mika

when the ships landed

on the planet!

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picking posies as they came!

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MIKA also planned to use the alien chickens in his concert, because

everyone knows that mika loves chicken and will have a lot of

chickens around him if he gets the chance, so the alien chickens began

learning the dance to a song mika had adapted for the occasion...

 

I feel like some chicken today,

chicken today,

chicken today

dioes anyone else feel like chicken today?

Anyway you want to,

you know that you've got to,

have chicken with me,

chicken with me.

 

This was going to be a wonderful experience! :punk:

 

And, boy, can those chickens "shake a leg!"

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. . . When NORBERT found out that mika needed some

big alien women, he confessed that he had a girlfriend

called NALIA, who was actually half human and

half ZARDOZIAN. The result of a secret love afair between

an earth woman, and a ZARDOZIAN male which had

happened thirty years ago.

 

Poor NALIA had grown up on ZARDOZ,

but had been considered a freak.

But NORBERT loved her, and now he realized

many more people might love her if they

saw her through the eyes of mika!

 

Another large alien woman had also applied,

more about her in the next part,

so now mika had two big aliens for his concert.

PRESENTING: Two big, beautiful aliens--

 

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[NORBERT'S secret love, NALIA!]

 

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ALIEN COURTESAN[--More about her later!]

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but, they do know about this projected event . . .

view simulated catastrophic event . . .

http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2002/09/videos/a/formats/low_quicktime.mov

BTW, even though the aliens' LEADER . . .

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is well aware of this event,

no one need loose any peaceful sleep over it,

for it will not occur for several BILLION years!

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Once again absolutely graat Alice. The next part of the story is

fermenting in my brain. I'll get it out to you tomorow.

The story of the Zardozian courtisan and the run-up to the concert

wil also be included.

 

Needless to say, Mika isn't sleeping. Does anyone know any alien

remedies for insomnia?

Needless to say, he is stressing out about his concert. Does any

one know how Mika can chill out before his concert?

 

Chickens need not apply.

 

See you soon, love from Marilyn.

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After landing on Zardoz to a riotous welcome, Mika, Marilyn, Alice,

Norbet and the chickens were taken to a hotel. Nalia was also booked

in, she would stay with Norbert.

 

The Zardozians were busy pruchasing tee shirts to wear at the gig,

and there was an unexpected run on curly brown wigs. It seems

that the Zardozian females really fancied the tall and skinny Mika!

Their own males were tall and skinny, but they had no hair,

so the females were buying their boyfriends and husbands, brown

curly wigs, to make them look more like Mika.

 

Mika met the 2nd applicant for the post of Big Girl Alien. She was

actually quite well-to-do in a naughty kind of way. She was from

the nearby planet of Hetbar, Her name was Betani, and she was a

curvy voluptuous female who was actually the mistress of the

Crown Prince of Zardoz. But he would not marry her and make

her the queen, so she had grown tired of waiting for him and she

believed that becomming one of Mika's Big girl Aliens would make

Prince Caz really jealous, and might make him realise he wanted to

marry her after all.

 

With all the preparations for the Zardoz gig, Mika was stressing out. He wasn't sleeping and was getting really anxious. Betani told him of a

herb that could help him to sleep and she fetched some for him and

made him a lovely cup of herbal tea. He went to sleep after that and had a dream about chickens.

 

The alien chickens meanwhile, were having a wonderful time getting

to know the native chickens of Zardoz. There would deffinately

be some unusual eggs laid soon (if you know what I mean) but those chickens had given Mika an idea for a new presidential law, which he

would pass on his return to earth. He would pass a decree that

everyone on Earth was entitled to free chicken. In fact, for those over

18, it was compulsory that they have chicken at least once a

week to keep them happy.

 

He also planned to open a Zardozian embassy in Washington and

one in London, so that Earth could have diplomatic relations with

the alien planet.

 

But now, the moment was upon him, and Mika was due on stage for

his first alien gig. He took a deep breath... and ran out onto the stage

in the packed stadium...

 

Next installment... The stadium gig and the end of the story. :thumb_yello:

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. . . But now, the moment was upon him,

and mika was due on stage for his first alien gig.

He took a deep breath...

And ran out onto the stage in the packed stadium . . .

The crowd was ENORMOUS--

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. . . At the zardoz international stadium which,

for anyone who has been to earth,

and to paris in particular, is twice as big as

the parc des princes stadium in paris . . .

 

the crowd was enormous--

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eeerow!

 

Mika got serious balls for that amount of people!

Yep, Enormous!

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Mika ran onto the stage in the enormous stadium, in front of

120,000 assorted aliens. Some had come from neighbouring planets

to see the concert.

 

He began with Relax, and everyone went wild when he did the high

vocal bit at the begining. He soon got into his swing with Big Aliens

You are Beautiful. Nalia and Betani danced their socks off for him.

Norbert watched his girlfriend, and was really proud of her, he

really doubted that anyone would call her a freak after this!

Prince Caz was also really impressed with his voluptuous mistress.

He was watching from the royal enclosure and was remembering

what his dad, the king, had said about keeping the race pure and

not marrying a person from another race. But now, as he watched

Betani dance, and also saw all the different alien races in the

stadium, all happy, at peace, he realised that it's not what someone

looks like or where they are from that matters! It's what's inside

the person! He decided he would marry Betani anyway. His dad would

just have to accept it.

 

But the prince also knew that only one person had been able

to unite alien worlds, and teach them to look beyond their differences,

to the common bonds of love they all now shared. That person was

MIKA. The prince vowed, there and then, to have a statue of Mika

errected in the main square of Zardoz's capital city, so everyone would

remember the moment when peace came to their galaxy, and the

man who had brought love and peace in his wake when he visited them.

 

Several songs were performed by Mika, which had been on Mika's 2nd

and 3rd albums, but since at the time of writing this, they are

secret songs, this author cannot divulge them, except to say that

Rain, Holy Johnny, and How Much Do You Love Me, were also included

 

As usual the concert ended with Lollipop, when all the performers... the acrobats... the clowns... the astronauts... the big Girl aliens... the Lollipop Girl Aliens and the alien chickens... all joined Mika

for a riotous finale. Of course he wasn't going to get away THAT easily! The crowd called

for an encore, and Mika sang Relax again, but they shouted for even more!

 

Then Mika did something very special. He sat at the piano and performed Grace Kelly in

fluent Zardozian (he had actually taken the time to learn the language of the alien planet)

The people went wild with excitement.

 

After the concert Norbert proposed to Nalia, and Caz proposed to Betani, and the

Zardozian MFC was opened on the Zardozian World Web.

 

Mika's work was done, and it was time for himself, Alice and Marilyn, to head back to Earth

with the two Zardozians who had been chosen as ambassadors to Earth. Norbert and Nalia

had decided

to stay on Zardoz and train up some Big Girls and Lollipop Girls for Mika's next visit, and the alien

chickens would also train other chickens, so that Mika could have plenty of chicken when

he visited again.

 

Who knows when that will be! THE END! :thumb_yello:

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. . . Mika ran onto the stage in the enormous stadium, in front of 120,000 assorted aliens.

Some had come from neighbouring planets to see the concert.

By design, the stage was VERY BLUE--

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. . . AND MIKA sang with all his heart:

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Nalia and Betani danced their socks off for him.

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NALIA

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BETANI

 

Norbert watched his girlfriend, and was really proud of her, he

really doubted that anyone would call her a freak after this!

 

After the concert Norbert proposed to Nalia, . . .

Norbert and Nalia had decided to stay on Zardoz and

train up some Big Girls & Lollipop Girls for Mika's next visit, . . .

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NORBERT

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NALIA

 

. . .:wub2:NORBERT and NALIA:wub2:were very happy in wedded bliss!

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